It was late. I couldn’t stall this any longer.
I drove as quickly as I could. Ran thru every bumper I see and overtaking when necessary. It was at one junction, I sped just to catch the yellow light.
A blue beacon tailgated me and signaled me to pull over. It was the police.
Police Man: Assalamualaikum. Lesen memandu?
NoktahHitam: Wasalam, Nah.
I gave him my driving license without hesitation.
Police Man: Awak tahu kesalahan awak?
NoktahHitam: Saya speed masa lampu kuning.
Police Man: Tahu pon. Sepatutnya awak berhenti.
NoktaHitam: Baik tuan.
Police Man: Kenape muka awak pucat? Baru lepas rompak bank ke?
NoktahHitam: Tuan, saya nak tercirit.
The policeman handed me my license and signaled me to go. Lucky he wasn’t anal. Else, I would’ve spurt my toxic waste all over Jenny. I never thought diarrhea could save me. I should try that again someday.
To that policeman, thanks!
ps: Eddie, complete the WP Theme for Earth Hour ASAP!
pss: The first version of this post