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A quarter of a century, that’s my age. And the most common poke I get from my nearest family is, when is your turn? 😕
Marriage is not something I want to fiddle with. Although God allow us (muslims) to have 4 wives, I think having a lady in the house is a handful.
Yesterday we had dinner at Bombay Palace. It’s an indian restaurant, supposedly purely India (unlike mamak stall, this is pure curry). My dad brought my mom and my youngest brother. My elder brother brought his wife. My younger brother brought his soon-to-be fiance (wife). I brought my tummy. 8 of us turned up.
Our conversation was pretty much stalemate. It always comes to and end, no matter what topic we talked about. Lucky, I have a 10-year-old brother, we wrestled thumb to avoid the “when is your turn” question 😛
Fortunately, no one is popping the magic question today, fortunately (note: twice fortunately) :up:
Anyhow I have prepared a list of answers
- I’m still young – but how long will I stay young and single (but not available)
- Help me find one – question for question is invalid, but who cares.
- Lend me RM 50k for the wedding expenses – it is expensive nowadays.
- Not this year, my calendar is full – notably many weddings to attend this year.
- I’m not ready to commit yet – most reasonable answer.
- I haven’t met the ‘one’ – most understandable answer
- It’s bird, it’s a plane, it’s Semi-Value’s hair – extrinsic to the discussion
- Next week is the wedding, MAKE SURE YOU COME – stupid & silly remarks.
I’m tired of answering, so what’s best is to stun them everytime they asked. Here’s an example
“When you got admitted due to heart attack or cancer, be sure to check out the chicks (doctors) for me. If possible get their number. Thanks, I owe you a million” 😛
Something like that . You’ll leave an impression like,’I’m not gonna ask him anymore, HE BITES‘ 😎
ps: I still want to marry a doctor! 😥
pss: Don’t ask me “when is your turn” when commenting ❗
psss: /me slaps NoktahHitam with a big trout 😮
syia
19 Mar 2008heheh soalan standard jugak kalau gathering mase raya ni.. baik usahakan cepat2 nanti kang.. bising tak sudah 😉
syia’s last blog post..spell it
cik simpankira
19 Mar 2008owh… kalau dalam PPPRSYTSUB, soklan2 cam “bila turn ko plak?” adalah diharamkan dan kalo ahli2 pun ada wat soklan cam tu pada ahli lain, tindakan tegas akan dikenakan oleh tuan presiden.
mantap kan?
NoktahHitam
19 Mar 2008tuan presiden litium!… SALLUTE, ICH!
persatuan korang menakutkan dan kelakar at the same time. buat la group facebook ke, myspace ke
elvinado
19 Mar 2008Pss: When is you turn? Hehe joking…
elvinado’s last blog post..Waiting
cik simpankira
19 Mar 2008hahaha..
menakutkan ke?
ia adalah untuk mengelak sebarang serangan emosi secara tidak langsung yang diakibatkan oleh tindakan rakan sebaya yang gelojoh…
hehe…
* litium kata, ia termasuk serangan soalan peribadi oleh kaum keluarga dan sahabat handai jugak
NoktahHitam
19 Mar 2008ade yg tak bernafas jap lagi. Hehe joking…
:kiss: 😀 😕 😡
NoktahHitam
19 Mar 2008Gelojoh.. mungkin ❓
25 tahun, Nabi SAW berkahwin. Nak follow sunnah je sebenarnye.
elvinado
19 Mar 2008Aduh sesak nafas…
elvinado’s last blog post..Waiting
cik simpankira
19 Mar 2008Alhamdulillah….
*sedar gak akhirnye..hehe…
aishah
19 Mar 2008PPPRSYTSUB memang menjaga kebajikan ahli2 yang sering disoal siasat dengan soalan2 serupa oleh sahabat handai, kaum keluarga, sanak saudara. by the way, eddie, cadangan jawapan yang kau prepare tu memang nice lah! 😎
aishah’s last blog post..Masyuk!
cik simpankira
19 Mar 2008echah..
mesti eddie dah pikir berjam-jam jawapan2 utk soklan2 camtu…
hehe..
NoktahHitam
19 Mar 2008mane ade pikir berjam2. berbulan2 dah tu. tiap kali tanye antare jawapan yg kt atas tu la yg aku bagi 🙄
NoktahHitam
19 Mar 2008amcam kene cekik?
Mr Ah Fa mesti melawan sat lg, kite tunggu die 😡
cik simpankira
19 Mar 2008Haha… :up: :up: :up: 😆
MK
19 Mar 2008ack, rm50k..
i still wanna marry a Kelantanese.. not only they know how to make serunding, but sb said that the lowest mas kahwin can get is RM20 (ya, twenty ringgit. no ‘k’ there)
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NoktahHitam
19 Mar 2008hantaran yg pening kepale babe.
x kesah kawen dgn sape2 pon, janji anak2 ko sentiase mendoakn ko bile mati nanti 😉
maika
19 Mar 2008definitely no 5 is the best answer.. but i hate it when they say, “isk perkara baik tak elok dilambatkan”
maika’s last blog post..You know you love me.. XOXO
Naftalena
19 Mar 2008Some people (mostly, the married one) think that it is thier duty or responsbility to ask the single one when is the time they want to get marry; followed by enormous amount of advices that they probably didnt follow themselves.
To get married when you’re asked to; or chenta-mati (been coupled for ages) is not going to do any good if you’re not ready and understand the whole marriage is all about.
Get to know that first, before you commit and hold responsible to change your and partner’s life.
Naftalena’s last blog post..Johor Visit
NoktahHitam
19 Mar 2008True.
But the enormous pressure coming from family is something Im not comfortable with. I HATE IT THE MOST. When the time comes, it comes la. No point of pushing it.
If the question comes from newly wed, Ill say I’m GAY.
cik simpankira
19 Mar 2008Bengong mung eddie..!!
NoktahHitam
19 Mar 2008Cepat, pantas dan terkedu. Itulah jawapan dari mulut lucah aku 😀
cik simpankira
19 Mar 2008kalau kita terjebak dlm kes camni..kita mmg kena selambamamba sket jadik ‘org yg mulut lepas’ terutamanya bila nk tamatkan perbualan bagi topik2 yg kita menyampah..
hehe… 😀
NoktahHitam
19 Mar 2008Couldn’t agree more.
aishah
19 Mar 2008MK, I am a kelantanese. tapi aku tak reti pon nak buat serunding. hahaha….bab2 mas kawin tu, aku tak tau lah plak…tapi mas kawin tu kan menunjukkan penghargaan kepada isteri…kalau mampu apa salahnya bagi lebih…kan? 👿
aishah’s last blog post..Last Weekend
aishah
19 Mar 2008kalau yang tanya tu lelaki, jawab je…sebenarnya aku suka kat kau, tapi kau tak paham2…ni kau dah kawin plak…lambat lagi lah turn aku…huhu…heh. 😐
aishah’s last blog post..Last Weekend
Aisyah
19 Mar 2008hahaha. the picture is freaking funny!
erm.. my mum pun kadang2 macam… “aisyah, bila masuk uni nanti, cari lelaki yang bagus tau. bawa balik rumah. cari orang sembahyang. kalau boleh cari budak medic ke… hehehe”
then I go, Zzz….
adoi, when I hit 24, mesti suma tanya soalan macam ni. Now I know how to answer them. LOL.
Aisyah’s last blog post..Why I Feel Fat And My Addiction To Sugar
buzzybug
19 Mar 2008waaahhh… ramai rupanya mengalami serangan soalan maut tuh… 😉
jawapan standard saya utk soalan ini ialah no. 8 , tp, saya jawab bukan next week. this weekend is the wedding.. 😀
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borakbola
19 Mar 2008haha.lawak gak tue bro.hmm.website nie kalau tak lambat load mesti tetiap ari aku masuk.sayangnya loading dia agak lambat.cuba tgk2 skit bro.internet kat sini dah abis laju dah rasanya
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en_me
19 Mar 2008ada rakanme kata: umur paling sesuai untuk lelaki kawin bila umur 30 tahun ..
en_me’s last blog post..pak kadok, snakes and tattoo
MK
20 Mar 2008ya.. kalau mampu
tapi kes yang slalu berlaku ialah, demand dari parents tinggi sgt, esp kalau anak dia ada dip/degree/etc
erk sebenanye bukan mas kahwin, hantaran yang slalu jadi masalah… betul2 cakap eddie
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bongkersz
21 Mar 2008aku pun jawab ‘i am gay’ luckily malaysia tak kasi gay kahwin, kalau tak mampus aku kena jawab, ‘bila kahwin? gay pun boleh kahwin aper’ 😀
NoktahHitam
21 Mar 2008Nasib baik Malaysia bukan German… mati la ko kalau kene kawen gay. Hari2 lap peluh..
iqhbal naeem
22 Mar 2008➡ chill dude..aku pun tak kawen lagi ape..and god forbids we still have a lot of wedding receptions to attend..hahaha..after sume org dah settle down..baru kita nyap! 🙄
NoktahHitam
22 Mar 2008aku nak anak laki babe..
Adel Ahmed
4 Aug 2009l000000000l dude :D. Nicely said. Whens you gonna get married? :p. JK. JK.