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The Mobile Phone Story

I’m kinda upset with the way my mobile number is going.

Everyday, most of my calls would be from bank, telemarketing, pissed client and sometimes a horny chick. However, all four have no relation to me.

My previous phone number owner is a f*cked up dude. He doesn’t pay his credit card, house loan and car loan. On top of that, personal loans from friends (or loan shark).

Bank O: Helo Mr. X, your payment of RM2,xxx is due last January. When are you going to settle it?

Most telemarketing calls are from insurance or health-related junk. When I mentioned they got the wrong number, they pushed their products to me. Please-lah, if I need it, I’ll find it myself.

Utter rudeness comes from his pissed client.

Client T: Ma HAI! The xxx you sold me last time is not ok oledi. How la like this? Cheating my money is it? Ka ni na

Client T immediately hung up when I told him he got the wrong number. Paiseh (malu) is it? Sometimes I reply, Ngo si fat hann, Le po ngo ta fe kei* and hung up that instance.

Late night (which rarely happen), I get calls from a horny chick. The conversation was in Cantonese,

Horny Chick: Helo leng chai, when are you coming to my house again, maybe we can have some fun..
NoktahHitam: Fun meh last time? I’ll teach you fun!
Horny Chick: Oh yeah? Like how lah?
NoktahHitam: We play Monopoly, Starwars Edition!

I have been using my number since 2005. It’s strange, after 3 years, they still can’t get the guy’s number right. I love my number and I’m not going to change it. I’m just gonna use these excuses (as above) whenever I feel reluctant to pick a phone call.

ps: I have private phone number, but it doesn’t have a mobile phone 😮

* ask your Chinese friends. It’ll blush them to read it to you 😆

By NoktahHitam

I am web developer, who's main concern is to save the trees. Nonetheless

9 replies on “The Mobile Phone Story”

saya juga selalu terima panggilan dari org tidak dikenali, mostly chinese, never know why..

eh your phone no is….? 😈

kalo org kol kul 7 pagi n tny pasal accounts lagik perit telinga… pagi2 dah tny accounts, duit, untung rugi… bla bla bla…


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