Girls Jokes

That Red Cherry Lip Balm

I always carry with me a red-cherry flavored lip balm no matter where I go. I’m not exactly vain, but I like my lips wet and I hate licking them (it could send the wrong type of signal).

That Red Cherry Lip Balm 1

As I was strolling along my new work place (dashing from floor to floor meeting people), I couldn’t help but play with my balm. Open cap, close cap. The cycle repeats infinitely.

Edwin, you pakai lipbalm?” a hot babe asked. I smirked. It’s the new age, everyone wants to look good. And no exception to me, plus, I’ve always been the sales oriented type of person. So looking good is a plus point.

Pelik tengok lelaki pakai, I pon tak pakai.” she added.

You nak sikit?” I replied.

She blushed and pretended we never had the conversation.

ps: Be careful when striking a conversation, it might hit you back.

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32 replies on “That Red Cherry Lip Balm”

Maybe she’s trying to imply that she doesn’t need all that because her lips are naturally hydrated? My lips are pretty sensitive too and I must at least apply the lip balm twice a day to keep it hydrated.

haha.. altho my girl frens (not gf laa) they don’t use lip balm not because they’re not feminine or whatsoever..
well, it’s true that we need to look good but i think we should wear it for healthy purpose.
haha (i don’t hav d right to say this actually haha)

i have the same cherry kiss as yours,
tapi cepat habis sebab rasa dia best duk main jilat2 aje, hahahaha,
kalo tengok lipbalm tuh mesti nampak macam sedap aje, macam nak makan lipbalm tu pun ada.

p/s: still fawwaz your follower but different blog. ;D

a friend of mine wears MAC compact powder ( the foundation one), coloured contact lenses and eyeliner on a regular basis. And right now, he keeps bugging me with a ridiculous Q ; which brand has the best MASCARA at the moment in the market for him to try on?

dont worry eddie, guys wearing lip balm are perfectly NORMAL. trust me.

Betul, menjilat bibir adalah suatu perlakuan yang kurang sopan.

Tapi bila pakai lip balm, lagi terasa nak jilat bibir! Selagi tak habis rasa cherry tu, selagi tu duk jilat aje memanjang!

Maybe something’s wrong with my nerve system ๐Ÿ˜†

ahaa.. i think i get it from the way she’s reacting when u replied, she might be thinking that “uh-oh… is he gay or something… weird guy. erkk!”

ahaa… maybe-lah. because i got the same reaction when my brother told me he had lipbalm as well.

tapi itu dulu… sekarang people are justifying it by creating another male-species, ie; metrosexual guys.

here is a beauty tip that my mom shares with me.

kalau bibir kering, sapu vaseline sket kat bibir before tidur. just be mindful that you tak overlick or smear it on your pillow la…

plus, vaseline works wonders if applied on your eyelids… mata nampak segar je ble amek gambar. ngee…

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