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Read My Blog, You Ignorant Brat!

It’s typical for me to hang out with my friends from yesteryear, the last time I saw him was before Ramadhan. So I’m pretty much updated about ‘his’ life (yeah, it was always about him, nothing else).

Him: Bro, did you know that xxx did xxx to me?
NH: No.
Him: Don’t you read my blog?
NH: No.

He looked at me, probably thinking of some ways to get me excited about his blog.

Him: Why don’t you?
NH: Because it’s boring.

Him: Boring? Most of my colleague finds it interesting and..
NH: They’re just being nice to you.

Him: If it’s boring, then why am I getting about 100 hits daily? I bet you don’t get as much as I do.
NH: Yeah, I get about half of yours (sarcastic tone).

Him: I designed everything on my own and my English is through the roof.
NH:

By then I was already checking out the chicks sitting next to us.

There’s this special feeling I reserve for my besties, I can’t be entirely truthful to them. Because if I did, they’d probably stop lurking me in the middle of the night to get a sip teh tarik. Besides, I’m kind enough to save them from me. Overly protective from myself? In a way, yeah.

As egoistic as I can be, I really wanted to save his face, until…

Him: NoktahHitam? I read everything and think it’s crap. Mine is a lot better.

He really got me on my nerve. My blog is one of the things I held dear. I met new friends. Created alliance. Shared ideas. Spread lies… what gives him the right for him to shoot me down like that?

Thankfully, I remained composed. Grinning from ear to ear, knowing a sucker punch is heading his way.

NH: I date girls from my blog, have you?

That pretty much shuts him up. Thank you.

ps: UPSR tomorrow! Good luck kids!

By NoktahHitam

I am web developer, who's main concern is to save the trees. Nonetheless

63 replies on “Read My Blog, You Ignorant Brat!”

somehow i’m addicted to ur blog..perhaps the content, the layout and the writer ^_^

just ignore the comment, most of the times people dont really know how to appreciate a gem

rise and shine dude ๐Ÿ™‚

hehehe…. well NH.. just try to be nice to “him” …
maybe it is hard… but… just try… hehe…

Macam2 jenis manusia dunia ni.

Bangga diri dengan sendiri punya barang tu aku bole terima. Tapi kalau sampai jatuhkan orang lain, tu dah teruk la kan.

Respect others, then they’ll respect you.

I know a few bloggers who write just because to hook up women ๐Ÿ™‚

I never know that blogging can lead to such a huge mouthbitching like you went through. I have a blog, and I purely write because I love to write and I need channels to ventilate my angers, my annoyances, my happiness, my stupid jokes, my past time stories.

But above all, I am happy with my (averagely) 8 accidental readers that pass by. Life not always about numbers, and of course girls, I believe.

Zubaidah, till date, you are amongst the gem on the web for me. Though for you it maybe just a place to vent angers etc, but I truly liked it.

No, I’m not fishing for girls on my blog. I am writing about myself, so that when my kids read it later in life, they’d understand how messed up their dad was in his early adulthood.

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