My Definition of Sexy

I’ve been meaning to write this a long time ago. Somehow I snucked it at the back of my head. Sexy as derived by your boring dictionary is;

  1. concerned predominantly or excessively with sex
  2. sexually interesting or exciting
  3. excitingly appealing; glamorous

A stereotypical mind defines sexy as partially exposing the ‘fun’ parts. I call that ‘lucah’ or ‘obscene’, not sexy. Full frontal nudity and it’s chronicle is called nude, still not sexy.

Sexy itself is subjective. I wish not to be governed by the above definitions.

A doctor wearing baju kurung, coat on top and a dangling stethoscope around her neck. Unequivocal sexy! I’m always gasping breathe when I see them each time I visit my grandma. To avoid this symptom, I visit her later in the evening, when doctors are home (on call doctors don’t wear baju kurung).

A girl hand washing cloth. The hand scrubbing technique and earnestly cleaning when we actually have an appliance called washing machine, it induces extra endorphin in my brain. Hence eminently excited.

Short pink lining socks. I don’t drive to office anymore. Not because of the fuel hike, but due to ridiculous parking fees and stressed in traffic jam. I take the LRT. Often I find myself smiling (and excited) when I see anyone wearing them.

When a girl concentrates (while thinking or reading). I have no idea, I just think it’s sexy. Hence, I don’t visit the National Library anymore.

‘THANKS’ to the people described above, my life is rather difficult. Especially doctors, who gives me mini-strokes. I can imagine a scene at the hospital with me lying on the floor, panting for breathe.

Doctor in Baju Kurung : Are you alright?
NoktahHitam : Nope
Doctor in Baju Kurung : How can I help?
NoktahHitam : Get away from me. You’re like a kryptonite.

I’m very sure that’d pissed the doctor in baju kurung off, provided she understands the relation between kryptonite and Superman. (with me being Superman of course, ehem!)

In conclusion, doctor (female only) + white coat + stethoscope + scrubbing cloth or reading + short pink lining socks = NH’s ultimate poison (or recipe for fidelity). I’d live a shorter life, because my heart skips a beat.

So how do you define sexy?

ps: Congrats to PMC docs who recently completed their Medical Degree. Marry me? ย  ๐Ÿ™„

pss: Plentiful work! As long as the road is paved in gold, why not?ย ย  โžก

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  1. Woh ho ho ho!!! I can introduce you one completely match the criteria.. hahahah… ๐Ÿ˜›

  2. AyUmi!!! thank you!!! nak my contact numbers tak??? hehehe….

    -Jurutera cum jurutol-

  3. Sexy is definitely subjective! But if only I have someone who describe me like you did of female doctors in baju kurung and short pink lining socks, NH! Hahaha … I’d be the happiest woman in the world…

    Seeing the man I love smiling at me is sexy enough for me :XO: .. hehehe … but what’s this obsession with the occupation? AyUmi and nono with the ‘thing’ with engineers too.. hehehe ๐Ÿ˜›

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  4. i find girls that read are sexy… those that into literature stuffs.. :XO: :XO: ah, i love to see the expression on the girl’s face when she’s thinking or reading as well โžก

    i kinda love girls with specs.. black rimmed glasses.. holding a book, smiling at me. ah, i love geeks rupanya.. rotflmao!

  5. i find girls that wear baju kurung is sexy.put adriana lima beside her,still i pick the baju kurung girl :XO: and also girls that read ๐Ÿ™‚

  6. rotflmao! I like bookworm girls esp the librarian type. Black frames.. oh man.. same taste la.

  7. you cant put it that way. Adriana Lima is a definite choice!

  8. 4 tahun jadi engineer. Rupenye bosan la jugak keje tu.

  9. I dont know about AyUmi and nono ‘s obsession. But I am very much into doctors.

    When they speak their lingo, and I dont understand (all the medical terms etc), I find it, AWESOMEST SEXY.

  10. Kalau AyUmi lalu kat plus, nanti i kasi tiket free eh? pastu kat the nest exit tu u kena bayar la. tiket tu, mase i kasi kat u, takyah bayar la.

    p/s:- memang agak bosan jugak la jadi engineer kat Plus ni, kalau jadi toll teller boleh cuci mata selalu. hehe.

  11. *next la…ade pulak nest? hahaha

  12. next exit – sarang keluar.

    bukan ko pakai Mr. B. ke?

  13. huh??? ๐Ÿ˜ฏ I love reading! Try to speak to me while I’m reading and it’s like talking to the wall… at least that’s what my Grandma complains.. I’m in my own world when I’m holding a book in my hands… Too bad my specs is not that black-rimmed glasses! Hahahha … but then again, I already have an engineer in my life, and rejected a doctor’s advances before LOL.. eh, I don’t have obsession with these occupations la.. ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

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  14. ahahaha sempoi jer post ni… tak sangka female doc pakai baju kurung pun sexy ek… hehehe… nice blog btw. like the color match ๐Ÿ˜€

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  15. make it this way.

    engineer + 5 foot 7 + specky + love to flip hair = sexy enough for me.

    kalau tak keje engineer tapi 5 foot 7 and specky pun super hot damn sexy jugak. (for me laa..)

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  16. I’m curious. Why do you like doctors so much? I mean, female doctors – that you make it as one of the criteria of your future wife?

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  17. somethings in life can never be explained, like how the sky can hold itself without a pillar.

  18. Lawak? Mind you I was being serious ๐Ÿ˜‰

  19. I know you’re being serious here but I couldn’t help it. I was laughing my head off especially about the kryptonite thing. Hehe.. Oh, I already have a stethoscope, baju kurung sure la ada kan. But the white coat not yet. Guna lab coat je boleh tak? Hahaha.. ๐Ÿ˜› ๐Ÿ˜›

    I have a cousin who is an engineer and he’s married to a doctor. ๐Ÿ™‚

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  20. waaaaa…. i consider these as cute definitions of shhhexxxxy.

    caya la eddie.. i hope you’ll get a doctor. amin! :XO:

  21. engineer vs doctor.. wow! ๐Ÿ˜ฏ

  22. engineer married to doctor (??)

    i am sooooo jealous. kenapa tanak pilih auditor (??) hahahaha..

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  23. ok…sorry,bad comparison. :sad:still girl in baju kurung is sexy 4 me.wonder what adriana lima would be like in baju kurung?hmmm…

  24. Great choice. I’m sure he deduced everything before he opted for a doctor

  25. ye,lelaki dengan kain pelikat memang seksi. [cuci mata masa duk kat ostel dulu] โžก

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  26. hehe.. you have an interesting view of what sexiness means. doctors are sexy? you want me intro you? my cousins in s’pore.. ๐Ÿ˜‰

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  27. aneh.. kawan2 aku aneh belake

  28. talk is cheap, just give me her number! Hahaha. *joking*

    I don’t really have time to entertain anyone yet. I’m busy shuffling my work at the moment.

  29. i find nerd guys sexy.. not too nerd la… ๐Ÿ™‚

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  30. due2 pun ok.. preferably geeksla..

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