My Cousin’s Wedding [Part 1]

This story is rather long, so I’ve decided to break it into smaller parts for easy digestion.

It was that time of year again, where families from all over Malaysian find themselves back in their home town to attend a wedding. Of course I had no other choice.

We arrived safely the day before the wedding, just in time to help out. Our duties wasn’t specific but involves heavy lifting and hard labor since we’re not gifted to fold flowers, delivered from Florerias en Houston etc. By ‘our’, I mean the ‘boys’, unmarried aged 20 and above.

We didn’t have much to do at first, since tents were already up. We loiter around the lobby, playing with PA system. (I’ve always loved to imitate Pilot’s greeting and latest, Joker’s laugh). We had all sorts of fun, joking around.

Our laughs didn’t last long, we were ordered to take out garbage, deliver meat, do some wiring, hang curtains etc. It was no brainer tasks.

When night falls, we were forced to shower at one of auntie’s to-let house since we weren’t allocated any room.

It was dark, we had problem finding right the key. Eventually, we climbed the gate. A, who weighs 130kg climbed too and broke a papaya tree in the process. What’s funny is, he only used one hand. I can’t imagine being in a fight with him. He could just sit on me and I’ll tap myself out.

Somewhere around 9 pm, the groom recites his vow. It took him 5 times. If it wasn’t for some pakcik, who was overly concern about technicalities, pitching tone, grammar and what ever shit, he could’ve done it once.

*Saje je nak nyusahkan orang.*


I hope when it’s my turn, no silly pakcik would say “tak sah“. Else expect a flipped car, socks in mouth and choking sensation when sleeping.

ps: Next up, the Three Stooges.

pss: To the couple, good luck!

psss: Would somebody care to shoot this bugger?

By NoktahHitam

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28 replies on “My Cousin’s Wedding [Part 1]”

erkk…i think i wuz there too….

that pakcik was soooo bad n i guess he did all the havoc just for fun..huh!

no lahhh…
u dunno me.
i just remmber one time i asked u to help me with my final theses(bye gave me ur email)..i owed u big time, eventho my lecturer reject that finding..haha

Ehh.. but you were there, why didn’t you say Hi?

ps: Not many (or nobody) from my family reads NH. So it’s rather safe to write what I feel 😉

1. i dont know how u looks like n hv NO idea u’re my fren’s czen.. ❗

2. as i recall, i’ve seen u some other time b4 the wedding–last RAYA i think 😛 (which i just ignores all the sepupu sepapat of bye)haha 😡

3. dun even dare to say hi to group of boys, looking freakin mad at ‘pakcik the promoter’ (korang sorok mic kan???) hahaha 😈

p/s: dun worry…wont tell anyone lah..zipppp 😐
p/s/s: btw, found ths blog ‘accidentally’ 🙂

org tua2..mmg la..seperti kata Dr. Asri,org kita suka sgt “menyusahkan yg hala, memudahkan yg haram”

hmm..why do i get the feeling that u’ll have another wedding to attend to in Oct. .. a very,very close relative

tips: Skip lauk acar (if any), or other possibly uncooked & dishes.

I just attended 2 different weddings on the same day kelmarin, then another one today. And proudly still standing..heh

haih..sedihnya, dulu xbgtau, xpa ni kot balasan aku, occasional reader blog ni yg xregister, haha

(ex-)roomate Etok,

“A, who weighs 130kg climbed too and broke a papaya tree in the process.” — giler ke apa panjat pokok betik? 130kg pulak tu! ok keep on reading..
“What’s funny is, he only used one hand.” ooo tu la pasal, seb baik dah cakap awal².. 😆

oo that Baizura. not that i know her personally but i know her from that post. Last night suddenly this post came across my mind, and this morning it’s about her again. anyway congratulations to Baizura dengan pasangannya.

wahahahahhaahha giler kelakar.. giler la pakcik tu. kerek benar.. eheh tentu nervous giler pengantin lelaki kan? and buat wed day orang jadi horror je.. apedaaaa..

i want more i want more.. 🙂

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