[audio:03.mp3] something I listen to.
I have left the dating scene for quite a while until few months ago, I start dating at random. (Lets not forget, I want to marry a doctor.) Among these people, I came across what we call it, blonde. So here’s a few line that made my day (the very least) 😉
girl: what do you mean by WTF?
eddie: it means what the f*ck.
girl: I thought you wanted to sleep with me (as in WANT to f*ck)
eddie: WTF?
girl: my dad bought a new auto-mobile.
eddie: what is it?
girl: it’s called HP.
eddie: that’s a mobile, mobile phone.
girl: ohh.. my dad told me it’s a mobile, I simply added ‘auto’ to make it sound good.
girl: I have a problem with my operating system, can you come and help
eddie: what are you running on?
girl: firefox.
eddie: what do you want to be when you graduate?
girl: a waiter
eddie: good luck! (i think she meant air hostess)
girl: awak sekolah kt mane?
bagak: Kuala Kangsar
girl: mesti best sekolah kat Perlis.
girl: what are you doing?
eddie: watching dr house on YouTube
girl: Oh! I’m in front of my tv, what channel is it?
eddie: you need to unzip to see the image
girl: you are one sick pervert
eddie: err.. winzip or winrar?
girl: Owh!
and my personal favorite
girl: help eddie, I can’t start my car and I’m late for class
eddie: I think your battery is stalled
girl: can I use AA battery?
eddie: sure. You might want to ask your dad or brother to help.
girl: changing the battery? I can do it myself.
— a few minutes later, she called back—
girl: I got the battery now where do I put it? I can’t find the flip-flip thingy like the one behind my remote control.
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Sabar dulu bro…
ko tau bagak, falsafah aku dh cukup banyak.
kadang dating ni saje nak kill time. dari aku duk rumah main computer game je.
hahahaha…aku suke yg 1st tu..so ko nail tak that girl? hahaha
weih!! bile nak wat dinner batch?
lawak2 hahaha
yang aku pelik, camne plak ko boleh jumpa perempuan2 camni yek?
ade muke aku ni kaki sex ke?
aku masih lg naif! tak mcm ko, tau la nak kawen dh. haha
eyh, macam kenal je encik fadh ni. awak kenal saye tak?
hrmm.. ko tak pernah jumpe ke?
perempuan2 macam ni boleh juga dijumpai di padang rugby ketika sedang membasuh kereta kancil.
haha.. seba baik aku tak pernah encounter time aku lari2.
adakah ko bagak yg sekelas dengan aku?
aku nak dinner batch wei!!
mlm ni aku ade dinner dgn mcoba. izrin ny bday, pg la wish die.
aku pun nak gi jugak…ade makan free tak? hehe…
Fadh: kite bukan bukan je sekelas malahan seUTM jua…
jom laa join makan. aku rase free kot. Camus dok ajak aku je.
cis, aku tak de langsung uni mate ex school mate
if they are real girls eddie, i’m appalled with your taste(s).. where did you meet these dumb blondes? tolonglah eddie, you can do better lah~
AA batteries = cars? WTF? (no i don’t want to fuck)
tu la org cakap, beauty is a skin deep. cari yg hot gile babi, tp otak.. tade. nak buat camne..jadi bimbo je la dorg ni
hahah.. lawak gilerrrrr…. ni pompuan yang sama ke berlainan ni??
lain2 😉
seriyesss?? Gila ah.. boleh ko layan banyak perempuan sekali harung…. Bijak betul ko membahagikan masa. hahah. Konpemmm, lu memang pencinta wanita…heee=p
ehh… tade la nak date sekali reramai. kopak la mcm tu. lg pon takat teman shopping, lepak kedai mamat etc. aku mmg tak minat dgn commitment lg. too early i think.
this was actually taken place over a few months.
woah… boleh cam tu ek?? Tapi takpela, mungkin sebab ko laki so cam tak kisah lah kot kuar bertukar2 pasangan.. jangan kena STD dah ar.. haha (ni aku gurau okeh). Kalau pompuan, memang tak boleh ar buat camtu.. confirm kena gantung sampai mati dek mak bapak.. huhu
tukar2 pasangan tu agak harsh. mase ko first jumpe pon, takkan terus declare pasangan? aku tidak memilih dr segi rupe, tp kalau bgn dr tido tu, takkan nak tgk muke mcm pontianak sebelah aku? esp mase bg ‘morning kiss’.
std, jauh same sekali. aku tidak bergaul secare bebas, walaupun aku sgt liberal dan open.
pompuan kt msia kene jage adab. nak buat camne. nampak kuar dgn mcm2 jenis laki, org panggil bitch plak. tp kalau tak kesah ok je life ni.
Ya.. aku faham.. maksud ko kuar temankan shopping.. meaning, kuar cara kawan2.. bukan ‘bertukar-tukar pasangan’ dalam erti kata yang sebenar.. Saje je guna wording “bertukar-tukar pasangan”, biar bunyi cam keji sket.. (ko kan nak pura2 jahat), aku sedang membantu supaya kepura2an ko nampak lebih real.. anyway, sori ya.. kalau ko kenal aku, mesti ko faham cara aku bergurau.. (ye.. gurauan aku sentiasa bernada keji.. aku tahu..)
eddie=naif? WTH??? (that stands for what the hell….dont want to use WTF because it sounds much worse…trying hard to stop cursing…nanti bini cubit)
hell tu mane kire cursing. fuck pon tak kire cursing la. just sebut MOTHER, FATHER.. settle. haha..
mungkin betul aku naif kot. mane lah aku tau.
aku takkan sampai bila2 acclaim ko naif when it comes to this sexual connection stuffs haha…we even ‘share’ the same experience hahaha…(you can delete this if you want to)
hahhah.. aku takkan delete. cukup hari, ko buat salah, aku tunjuk kt bini ko. biar kene cubit.
yes.. aku mmg kejam, ko baru tau ke?
hahhaha~ this is a great joke.. pity to that girl. is she from kampung?
mohd akmal: what was the message u tried to convey then??
kampung girl=stupid??
HELLooooooooooooooooooooo!!
the girls were from KL.
i went out (if dats wat u refer eddie as tak bertuka2 pasangan) wif many gals here and then..from various range of ages and backgrounds.sad but true, mmmg ramai je yg mcm ni..n sumhow i can come out with a general statement dat most of them listen to mainstream rnd n hip hop.hahahaha.mebe juz a coincidents je or me making a general statement from series of isolated occasions.
and smart gals dat i know and went out..biasenya listen to rock!tak kesah la indon ke..emo ke..punk ke..dis is juz my assumption.its indeed opened for debate!
but dude..ko belum jumpa yg tanye
she : awak, camne nak buang kan file dlm pendrive(tumbdrive) sekali harung?
kukubal : try format
she : camne?
kukubal : meh sini..tp kene charge RM 15 la..sbb nak install photoshop skali
she : tak kesah la…janji bole pakai n bole senang nak eject, tak nak ade kuar warning2 tu..
hahahaha
aku tuka pasangan? haha.. im seriously naive 😉
girl: awak sekolah kt mane?
bagak: Kuala Kangsar
girl: mesti best sekolah kat Perlis.
i like this the most.
haha. deng!
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yang mane satu eyh yang cik aishah suka?
girl?
sekolah?
kuala kangsar?
perlis?
or bagak?
hahaha….LOL
i like the jokes. bagak will do lah. if bagak is a guy. heheh. 😛 LOL
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ewah2.. bermanje2 plak kt NoktahHitam..hahaha.
bagak is guy dan kacak!
abang bagak sangat kacak, gagah, putih, pandai dan kaya-raye…
tidak dilupakan juga, badan beliau kurus dan sasa…
beliau turut berlari laju macam kucing yang dikejar anjing…
okay tak ciri-ciri saye yang hebat serta berani ni cik aishah???
hahahahahahaha~~~~lalalala~~~~~
wei eddie,
serius ke wujud manusia2 ni?
kim salam kat bagak
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yang bateri kereta tu bodoh giler. haha. seriously. come on. ada ke girls yang bodoh camtu? tak sangka ok. hahaha.
“you are one sick pervert” LOL!
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itu namanya multi-dating. date a few ppl at a time. what’s wrong with that? asalkan bukan dgn somebody’s bf/gf.
kalau tak suka with that person, just stop contacting him/her.
nobody gets hurt. right?
plus, it speeds up the process of finding “the one”. i guess. huhu.
and for girls, do it the right way, takkan kena cop bitch punya. 😉
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