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I’m Pregnant! Are You the Father?


Let’s skip the fugly politics for a while ๐Ÿ˜ฏ

I met Girl Friend A at a local mamak stall. And the conversation went like the following,

Girl Friend A : NH! I have a very bad news to convey ๐Ÿ˜•
NokhtahHitam : Please don’t tell me ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
Girl Friend A : Yup, I’m PREGNANT! ๐Ÿ™„
NoktahHitam : I’m not gonna marry you ๐Ÿ˜ฎ
Girl Friend A : No you silly! I’m FAT โ—
NoktahHitam : Still, I don’t want to be the father ๐Ÿ˜›
Girl Friend A : Cheeky boy. I’m still a virgin you know ๐Ÿ˜‰
NoktahHitam : Nope. I don’t need to know โžก
Girl Friend A : Hahaha. I gained 2 kg-lah ๐Ÿ˜ก

She later asked me how to lose weight like I did. Well, to be honest, it wasn’t simple. I had to suffer to lose some excess baggage. I get tired easily, I’m always gasping for breath when I run, I almost feint when nature calls and my insomnia gets worst. But I bought a 3 wheel stroller with car seat so I could go on jogs with baby and that really helped. (I don’t think I’ll recommend how I shaved my 16 kg belly ๐Ÿ˜ )

There is theoretically many ways to lose weight, just be sure to eat right. DON’T EVER SKIP a MEAL :up:

Tips : 73.4% of guys prefer slightly plump girls – study in Japan ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

ps : She’s 167cm tall and weighs 47kg, that’s freaky skinny ok โ—
pss : Girl Friend A is not my girl-friend. I’m still single & unavailable โžก

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29 replies on “I’m Pregnant! Are You the Father?”

yeah man.. ur insomnia is getting seriously worst. u r turning upside down the law of nature. (I was once the same also) I am surprised that u can keep up like that. Its a genuine strength. hehe~

Mr Ah Fa, I’m in Malaysia la ๐Ÿ˜•

You can use one of the tools at to check your site’s availability ๐Ÿ˜€

Btw my younger bro kat German pon having slow connection to NH โ—

Does this tell you anything about Malaysia? precisely TMNet as the core uplink provider in Malaysia? ๐Ÿ™„

cik, high metabolism tu tak leh buat ape2. You have to live with that. Mr I, pon high metabolism, tinggi, sekeping, hensem dan single ๐Ÿ˜€

If doctors couldnt help you, do you think NH has any suggestion? Try not to eat bit by bit, instead have a wholesome meal everytime, that includes appetizer, main dish and dessert. You’ll be high in cholesterol if don’t know how to control ๐Ÿ˜Ž

pss : Girl Friend A is not my girl-friend. Iโ€™m still single & unavailable โžก

>>>> Eddie tipu!!!!! Hahahahaha…

waaa….tell me..tell me..
tell me eddie how to lose my excess baggage.
haha.It’s been ages I’ve been a big cushion.. ๐Ÿ˜†
how worst is you insomn neway?
coz i’ve met a chinese guy who
wasn’t sleep at all for 2 months โ—
how bad is that sounds to you?
or is it normal for people with insomn simptom?

fila’s last blog post..Shh..

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