Let’s skip the fugly politics for a while ๐ฏ
I met Girl Friend A at a local mamak stall. And the conversation went like the following,
Girl Friend A : NH! I have a very bad news to convey ๐
NokhtahHitam : Please don’t tell me ๐
Girl Friend A : Yup, I’m PREGNANT! ๐
NoktahHitam : I’m not gonna marry you ๐ฎ
Girl Friend A : No you silly! I’m FAT โ
NoktahHitam : Still, I don’t want to be the father ๐
Girl Friend A : Cheeky boy. I’m still a virgin you know ๐
NoktahHitam : Nope. I don’t need to know โก
Girl Friend A : Hahaha. I gained 2 kg-lah ๐ก
She later asked me how to lose weight like I did. Well, to be honest, it wasn’t simple. I had to suffer to lose some excess baggage. I get tired easily, I’m always gasping for breath when I run, I almost feint when nature calls and my insomnia gets worst. But I bought a 3 wheel stroller with car seat so I could go on jogs with baby and that really helped. (I don’t think I’ll recommend how I shaved my 16 kg belly ๐ )
There is theoretically many ways to lose weight, just be sure to eat right. DON’T EVER SKIP a MEAL :up:
Tips : 73.4% of guys prefer slightly plump girls – study in Japan ๐
ps : She’s 167cm tall and weighs 47kg, that’s freaky skinny ok โ
pss : Girl Friend A is not my girl-friend. I’m still single & unavailable โก
29 replies on “I’m Pregnant! Are You the Father?”
yeah man.. ur insomnia is getting seriously worst. u r turning upside down the law of nature. (I was once the same also) I am surprised that u can keep up like that. Its a genuine strength. hehe~
ive been like this forever dude ๐
“Instead of warning pregnant women ……. ”
pretty much truth ๐
I agree on that.
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nuts! =D
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Keh keh keh, baguih-baguih, bole buat tips kuruskan badan lagi ๐
alcoholics female love to f**k lol.. Deim!! ๐ ๐
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yeah betul, never skip a meal..
even Baginda cakap jangan tak makan malam.
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I’m not fat but i got beer belly, which i really really dun like
NH, can you access my blog trough my url? http://mrahfa.com . Some guys in UK said that mine is not available.
Uhuhuhuhuhu ๐ณ
Serius, NH. Aku pun dah agak terlalu kebuncitan dah ni (ayat pesen aper nih). Macam mana aku nak kuatkan semangat aku supaya komited untuk konsisten dalam mengkempiskan perutku ini? I really need your help, perhaps…
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Mr Ah Fa, I’m in Malaysia la ๐
You can use one of the tools at iWebtool.com to check your site’s availability ๐
Btw my younger bro kat German pon having slow connection to NH โ
Does this tell you anything about Malaysia? precisely TMNet as the core uplink provider in Malaysia? ๐
Since 2-3 of guys requested, let me share how to Kempiskan perut along with the motivation in the next post ๐
Ehehe, kawe tanyo hok terel kompite, tumpang lalu ye tok guru ๐
I wanna ask ur Girlfriend A, how to gain weight. Seriously!!
hahaha, 2kg in months is nothing, eat a lot ๐
if that doesn’t help, try weight gain products. just dont turn in to a cow ok ๐ฏ
you can check here http://www.iwebtool.com/speed_test :kiss:
it shows there, it takes 0.11 sec to load from the USA. That is considered very good โก
dah try almost semua weight gain products.. & seek advice from doctors. :down:
aku rs frame aku kecik aaa.. i eat a lot, but doctors said that i’ve high metabolism.
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cik, high metabolism tu tak leh buat ape2. You have to live with that. Mr I, pon high metabolism, tinggi, sekeping, hensem dan single ๐
If doctors couldnt help you, do you think NH has any suggestion? Try not to eat bit by bit, instead have a wholesome meal everytime, that includes appetizer, main dish and dessert. You’ll be high in cholesterol if don’t know how to control ๐
ehehehe, I tried using noktahhitam.com jugak, sume ok aje kan? ๐ Sabo aje la enche NH
pss : Girl Friend A is not my girl-friend. Iโm still single & unavailable โก
>>>> Eddie tipu!!!!! Hahahahaha…
ditto! ahahaha
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waaa….tell me..tell me..
tell me eddie how to lose my excess baggage.
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haha.It’s been ages I’ve been a big cushion.. ๐
how worst is you insomn neway?
coz i’ve met a chinese guy who
wasn’t sleep at all for 2 months โ
how bad is that sounds to you?
or is it normal for people with insomn simptom?
โ
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it’s not normal to have insomnia. I am usually 2 days awake and 12 hours asleep. thats how my cycle is like now ๐
ahaakss.. true.. very true.
boroi baru bergaya. hidup boroi! ๐ (alasan…)
girl friend A itu perasan gemuk lah.
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Sebab baca kat feedreader…ingatkan betul…cheh ๐
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cis! gila suspen! aku ingat ape da tadi ๐ aku penah makan ubat nietrudtox.. sgt bagus
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eee bencinya that girl. she’s so skinny and she thinks she’s fat? Eeeeee annoying!