I’m Pregnant! Are You the Father?

Post author By NoktahHitam
Post date February 28, 2008
29 Comments on I’m Pregnant! Are You the Father?

Let’s skip the fugly politics for a while 😯

I met Girl Friend A at a local mamak stall. And the conversation went like the following,

Girl Friend A : NH! I have a very bad news to convey 😕
NokhtahHitam : Please don’t tell me 😈
Girl Friend A : Yup, I’m PREGNANT! 🙄
NoktahHitam : I’m not gonna marry you 😮
Girl Friend A : No you silly! I’m FAT ❗
NoktahHitam : Still, I don’t want to be the father 😛
Girl Friend A : Cheeky boy. I’m still a virgin you know 😉
NoktahHitam : Nope. I don’t need to know ➡
Girl Friend A : Hahaha. I gained 2 kg-lah 😡

She later asked me how to lose weight like I did. Well, to be honest, it wasn’t simple. I had to suffer to lose some excess baggage. I get tired easily, I’m always gasping for breath when I run, I almost feint when nature calls and my insomnia gets worst. But I bought a 3 wheel stroller with car seat so I could go on jogs with baby and that really helped. (I don’t think I’ll recommend how I shaved my 16 kg belly 😐 )

There is theoretically many ways to lose weight, just be sure to eat right. DON’T EVER SKIP a MEAL :up:

Tips : 73.4% of guys prefer slightly plump girls – study in Japan 😈

ps : She’s 167cm tall and weighs 47kg, that’s freaky skinny ok ❗
pss : Girl Friend A is not my girl-friend. I’m still single & unavailable ➡

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29 replies on “I’m Pregnant! Are You the Father?”

yeah man.. ur insomnia is getting seriously worst. u r turning upside down the law of nature. (I was once the same also) I am surprised that u can keep up like that. Its a genuine strength. hehe~

ive been like this forever dude 😛

“Instead of warning pregnant women ……. ”
pretty much truth 🙂
I agree on that.

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nuts! =D

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Keh keh keh, baguih-baguih, bole buat tips kuruskan badan lagi 😀

alcoholics female love to f**k lol.. Deim!! 😈 😈

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yeah betul, never skip a meal..
even Baginda cakap jangan tak makan malam.

no.sher.ta’s last blog post..Afiq.

I’m not fat but i got beer belly, which i really really dun like

NH, can you access my blog trough my url? http://mrahfa.com . Some guys in UK said that mine is not available.

Uhuhuhuhuhu 😳

Serius, NH. Aku pun dah agak terlalu kebuncitan dah ni (ayat pesen aper nih). Macam mana aku nak kuatkan semangat aku supaya komited untuk konsisten dalam mengkempiskan perutku ini? I really need your help, perhaps…

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Mr Ah Fa, I’m in Malaysia la 😕

You can use one of the tools at iWebtool.com to check your site’s availability 😀

Btw my younger bro kat German pon having slow connection to NH ❗

Does this tell you anything about Malaysia? precisely TMNet as the core uplink provider in Malaysia? 🙄

Since 2-3 of guys requested, let me share how to Kempiskan perut along with the motivation in the next post 😉

Ehehe, kawe tanyo hok terel kompite, tumpang lalu ye tok guru 😀

I wanna ask ur Girlfriend A, how to gain weight. Seriously!!

hahaha, 2kg in months is nothing, eat a lot 🙄

if that doesn’t help, try weight gain products. just dont turn in to a cow ok 😯

you can check here http://www.iwebtool.com/speed_test :kiss:

it shows there, it takes 0.11 sec to load from the USA. That is considered very good ➡

dah try almost semua weight gain products.. & seek advice from doctors. :down:

aku rs frame aku kecik aaa.. i eat a lot, but doctors said that i’ve high metabolism.

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cik, high metabolism tu tak leh buat ape2. You have to live with that. Mr I, pon high metabolism, tinggi, sekeping, hensem dan single 😀

If doctors couldnt help you, do you think NH has any suggestion? Try not to eat bit by bit, instead have a wholesome meal everytime, that includes appetizer, main dish and dessert. You’ll be high in cholesterol if don’t know how to control 😎

ehehehe, I tried using noktahhitam.com jugak, sume ok aje kan? 🙄 Sabo aje la enche NH

pss : Girl Friend A is not my girl-friend. I’m still single & unavailable ➡

>>>> Eddie tipu!!!!! Hahahahaha…

ditto! ahahaha

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waaa….tell me..tell me..
tell me eddie how to lose my excess baggage.
😳
haha.It’s been ages I’ve been a big cushion.. 😆
how worst is you insomn neway?
coz i’ve met a chinese guy who
wasn’t sleep at all for 2 months ❗
how bad is that sounds to you?
or is it normal for people with insomn simptom?
❓

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