IF’s Can’t Be Applied In Life

If only you could read the sign,
You’d know you’re always in my mind.

If only you’d pick up the phone,
I could sing to you an endless tune.

If only you’d talk to me,
I’ll make sure this is meant to be.

If only I met you sooner,
You wouldn’t be engaged to another.

If only our path crossed,
I’ll keep you deep in my heart,
and be with you till I rot.

That’s enough jiwang-ness for the day.

Having a wicked mind, I cannot hide my darkest trait, which is to stalk. I know, I know it’s bad. I hate it when it happens to me. But I’m drawn towards her, a doctor-to-be and religious. Unearthly beauty, mundane motherly touch as if calling ‘come, come hug mummy‘. (that is a sick way to describe beauty.. Hahaha)

But those were my darkest days. I stopped after I found out she’s engaged.

Anyway, I saw her today (for the first time). Let me put this in the POLITEST way possible, she’s FUCKING CUTE!

I’ll add another line to the poem above.

If only I had the courage,
I’d walk to you and say what I rehearsed.

ps: Now, let me enjoy this butterfly feeling a little longer

pss: And this is my goodbye.


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  1. Damn I like the poem! Hahaha Puji diri plak

  2. wow..you found someone special, why you must wait..go for her Eddie..don’t wait till her find somebody else.

  3. yaa..the poem so beautiful..and your line also fantastic..

  4. She’s engaged.

  5. ever heard of.. sedangkan kawen pon bole cerai, inikan pule bertunang..

    waiting is loser’s game.

  6. ergh. thats sharp, dude. direct to your chest. ๐Ÿ˜ฏ
    anyway, just keep breathing, somebody will show up, soon. :up:

  7. I will find that somebody, insyaAllah

  8. the poem is good. Maybe you could read it for her in front of her. :up: for the poem

  9. so, you already brave to do that? hehe ๐Ÿ˜ณ

  10. ……

    *after 10 minutes, i still dunno what to say*

    *tepuk tepuk bahu eddie* :kiss:

  11. sadly, this isn’t a love-comedy sitcom neither chick-flick genre.

  12. WOW! that’s what i’m gonna say about the poem.

    “If only I met you sooner,
    You wouldnโ€™t be engaged to another.”

    i can feel the frustration feeling…

  13. Jiwang + Wicked! LOL..
    ok.. J.K..
    The poem is great. I like it too.
    If there is a guy who wrote me a poem.. mesti syok…. ๐Ÿ˜›

    “If only you could read the sign,
    Youโ€™d know youโ€™re always in my mind.”

    Tak adventurous lar kalau suma org dapat baca ‘sign’ kan? ๐Ÿ™„

  14. Indeed, waiting is loser’s game. So what are you waiting for, Eddie? Go and inject-nice-needles*! LOL

    * cucuk jarum baek punyee! ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

  15. permission to copy the poem for personal keepsake? boleh? ๐Ÿ™‚

  16. You longing for motherly touch nampaknya… ๐Ÿ˜› I help you add few more lines:

    If you are single again,
    I will be right here waiting..

    If you are single again and I can’t wait for you,
    I’ll let my friend bongkersz to catch you..

    ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜€

  17. there’s a lot of thigs in this world that just cant a grip on it, but only by letting go you can get a grip on the real thing.

    borrowed that line from crouching tiger, hidden dragon. Translated of course that’s what Michelle Yeoh said to Chow Yuen Fatt. Ahh …emo emo

  18. ๐Ÿ˜† If it was it would be cool. You would be the most romantic guy in the country

  19. bila mau keluar album cam butterfingers ? hehe :mrgreen:

  20. sometimes these quotes are so generalized, that Im not sure what it truly means. Sounds like it’s easy, but actually hard.

  21. aku buat album? main gitar pon tak reti, suare pon out.. ๐Ÿ˜€

  22. is it ‘that’ likable? You can keep, just dont plagarised ๐Ÿ˜‰

  23. Hrmm.. if I had a fiance, I wouldn’t want people to kacau-kacau. Likewise, sure the lucky guy feels the same way.

  24. one has to really like a girl before he could express his jiwangness. poets are always known to gay-ish behavior. I blame shakespear for wearing hot-pants and miniskirts.

    “Tak adventurous lar kalau suma org dapat baca โ€™signโ€™ kan?”
    Hence the title, IF can’t be applied in life.

  25. She could watch me from her house balcony and me on my knee, pastu kene siram air sebaldi.

  26. You terlepas a few line bong..

    If you are single again,
    I will be right here waiting,
    (provided you’re still a virgin) โžก

    If you are single again and I canโ€™t wait for you,
    Iโ€™ll let my friend bongkersz to catch you
    I’m sure he’ll convert to be with you.

  27. the poem is kinda nice ๐Ÿ™‚
    keep ur chin up.. i heard ramai gile young docs kat hukm yg xkawen lg go try stalk there.

  28. sbb sore ko out akoo suggest ko belasah lagu she bang she bang. nnti ko akan di kelilingi oleh kawai, lenglui dan juga abg2 tldm. percayalah.

    yg benar,
    william hung le poor.

  29. “come, come hug mummy”

    man.. you are sick :p
    i understand perfectly, though. we all are sick T_T

  30. **feeling** :halo:

    uh.. eddie.. i think another ‘she’ is waiting for u.. ๐Ÿ™‚

  31. Jiwang siot!

  32. FS…

    haih…memang kiut ar bro…gua pon hampir cair gak aritu…


    sabar je la beb…

    gua dah lama rase ape yang lu rase ni bro…

    ingat *cik pipi merah* tak?…


  33. Yep..I respect your principal towards the engagement thing. By the way, kalau dia jodoh kau, ia tetap jadi jodoh kau.. Dia kol kau kan? so that’s means she still had the feeling..

  34. gua xde la breakdown ke ape, gua chill je.

  35. aku mmg tak sangka yg kau akan berjiwang-jiwangan seperti ini. Ini kah NH??

  36. It’s normal to feel that way. In time, it’ll fade, in time you’ll find a ‘fucking-cute-come-come-hug-mummy’ of your very own. Just keep on praying for what is best for you, and insya-Allah you’ll find the one thats truly meant for you.

    And yeah, stalking is very normal. I don’t think its a bad trait, though of course there are limits till it does get bad and creepy. Make sure you’ve a noktah somewhere, a big black noktah. Noktah hitam. You should know where and when to stop. That is all that matters.

    And it seems that you do. So good for you! :up:

  37. thanks for those kind words and indirect support.

    Congrats on winning the Best Poster Award.

  38. if she’s really that ‘fucking cute’ why not give it a try. dont wait until she got married and then only

    if only i tried … ๐Ÿ˜›

    tunang .. ahaks, dah kahwin lain lah.

  39. nice and beautiful poem….terbuai2 aku jap.*snap snap* ouhhh….dah jadi tunangan orang rupenya.teringat komik Kartini hasil sentuhan kartunis Tembakau.one of the qoute “apa yang kita nak sangat,itu yang paling susah kita dapat”.lebih kurang macam tu la.jodoh anda akan tiba.percayalah ๐Ÿ™‚

  40. No.. it’s a little too much to kacau orang dah bertunang ๐Ÿ™„

  41. err.. sape cakap saye tak percaye pada jodoh?

    “ape yang kite nak sgt, itu paling susah.” no wonder la i tade ferrari parking kt depan umah.

  42. Direct support macam mana pulak? Hehe.

    Hehe, thank you. Puny award compared to the rest, but special to me none the less.

    (wah rhyming tu)

  43. direct support, you call her and set a time and date to meet me ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

  44. waiting is loserโ€™s game. exactly!
    life goes on.. believe me bunga berkuntum-kuntum.. so why worry?

    tapi, as what you said previously, kahwin pun boleh bercerai kan? so what i can say is if she’s yours, she’ll always be yours.. insha allah! ๐Ÿ˜›

  45. bunge berkuntum-kuntum, tp hanya satu berlilit dihati.
    kumbang tak de la worry, cume malas nak cari.

    ewah, pantun plak.

  46. ๐Ÿ˜•
    ewah eceh.. ahahahah! tak sangka betol.. pikiq garang and frank je.. rupa2nya pak lawak jugak! hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahah

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