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4 Minutes To Save the World

4 Minutes To Save the World
This has very little connection with Madonna’s latest single, featuring JT.

Let me pop the question, if you were given 4 minutes to save the world, how would you do it?

For a start, I work from home, please envy me! I get to see my youngest brother everyday when he got off from school. Among the things that we do is, sharpen his math skills. He did tell me he wanted to be a scientist, and math comes in close relation with Science.

5x + 8y = 60, y=5, what is the value of x? (answer: x = 4)

or much harder question like

2x + y = 4, x + y =2, find x & y (answer: y=0, x=2)

That’s considerably tough for a 10 year old. But I managed to find a way to capture his interest. It comes to a point where he said, ‘Abg [1. Abg: abang; a common calling for elder brother], I had enough for today’. Often I ask him to do one last question before wrapping up. Since bribing ice cream doesn’t work anymore, I offer him ‘4 minutes to save the world’. He gladly took up my offer.

4 Minutes To Save the World
Play the the theme song ‘4 minutes to save the world’

Some place in New Mexico, Beta (NH) and Charlie (NH’s youngest brother) plans to save the embassy from a terrorist attack.

Beta : Are you ready bro? We’re going to save the world in 4 minutes.
Charlie : Roger! Let me arrange my weapons first.

4 Minutes To Save the World
KGB on the move! He’s carrying a bloody hand grenade like sweet bun!

4 Minutes To Save the World
Taliban and Taipei Guerrilla joined forces to strengthen the terrorist team.

4 Minutes To Save the World
Beta : I see them! SHOOOOOOT, kill them ALL!
Charlie : I’ll be hiding my armor, Beta! Shoot all you want!

4 Minutes To Save the World
This is one sneaky fella is trying to snipe us.

4 Minutes To Save the World
Charlie : Beta, there’s one on your 3 ‘0 clock!
Beta : Roger that. DIE. KILL. DIE.

4 Minutes To Save the World
Beta : Change to rifle, we’re going mobile! Follow me.
Charlie : Ladies first, be careful bro..!
Beta : Ladies? I don’t recall any Ms. Rodriguez[2. Michelle Rodriguez was the girl the movie SWAT] in our team!?

4 Minutes To Save the World
Meanwhile the terrorists are searching for a place to plant the bomb.

4 Minutes To Save the World
What we feared most happened! Terrorist planted the bomb next to the embassy.

Charlie : The clock is ticking Beta!

4 Minutes To Save the World
Beta : With my Rambo like machine gun, I can kill them all without taking my shirt off [3. In Rambo, Slyvester Stalone did not take his shirt off like First Blood, Rambo II and Rambo III]!
Charlie : Please, don’t make obscene scenes around here.

4 Minutes To Save the World
Charlie : Beta! I’m shot, I’m dying, I can see the tunnel … It’s so bright!
Beta : Shhhh! Don’t talk! My sexy Belluci[4. Monica Bellucci appeared in Tears of the Sun] meds unit will come and treat you
Charlie : Bro, you have less than a minute to save the world!
Beta : Aaaah! I almost forgot!

4 Minutes To Save the World
Few seconds later, Beta found the bomb.
Beta : Time is running low, red, blue or rainbow? Which one do I cut?

4 Minutes To Save the World
Tebabooo!@#%&* I guess A web developer can’t defused a bomb save the world after all.

And the drama cycle continues for another hour, every weekdays, without fail. Not unless I have outside meetings.

Charlie : Can I be a terrorist next round?
Beta : No! We’re here to save the world.
A gentle reminder by a gentle elder brother *wink*wink*puppy eyes*

To those who reached here by Google looking for Madonna’s latest single, you can download it here.

Sorry for the bad screen play.

ps: The game is Counter Strike on de_dust map.

pss: Show some love by spending a little bit more time with the young ones. I’m sure it’ll make a hell lot difference โžก

By NoktahHitam

I am web developer, who's main concern is to save the trees. Nonetheless

56 replies on “4 Minutes To Save the World”

takkan bot easy setelah 10 tahun main kot? Pakai bot “difficult” baru thrill main.

Lagi satu kene jage hostage, susah2 tembak je sume hostage ๐Ÿ˜ฏ ๐Ÿ˜ฏ ๐Ÿ˜ฏ

haha. ada org 7 thn pown still maen bot easy (naseb dia xmasuk blog neh), sbb maw menang mudah. haha! maen de_dust lah. xpayahh susahยฒ pkir pasal hostage~ haha. sekarang org jrg maen dh map besarยฒ, maen map kecil tros. maen bunuh tros. haha! ๐Ÿ™‚ lgi puas maen. hikยฒ

ps : kita dua mcm bwat conversation jew kt sini. sembang pasal game. haha. gamer hardcore. ๐Ÿ™‚

helmie.’s last blog post..Iโ€™m Alone But Not Sad.

CS!! LOL … I remember this one … I’m not into games, but I did play the game once or twice with my friends.. and that little popup chat window at the corner amused me to no end for the things people say to each other …. best wor…! 10 years.. has it been that long already? ๐Ÿ˜ฏ where did the time go…

How would I take up that 4 minutes to save the world? Teach the young ones to throw the rubbish into the waste bin! It all starts from home … and the rest is history … eh.. did I get your question right? ๐Ÿ˜›

melbie’s last blog post..A Place to Call My Ownโ€ฆ

hoho.. i tot u gonna talk bout something that might save the world. hihihi… suddenly teringat “how to save a life” by The Fray.

i’m second of your thoughts of spending some time with the little ones. they deserved to be loved and cared. ouh btw, i’ve been here a few time cuma tak berkesempatan to drop a comments. so here i am.

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azrn’s last blog post..Mei Dua Ribu Lapan

Oh yeah, throw rubbish? You certainly need more than 4 minutes. With 4 minutes, let’s try to save paper ok โ— โ—

Indirectly, we save the trees ๐Ÿ˜€

Charlie has a girl friend. He never mentioned it, but I know girls dig him, biaselah Class Monitor and no 1 dlm class. โ—

Beta pon Class Monitor, tp tak pernah no 1 dlm class ๐Ÿ™„

Aku tak kesah ko nak sembang ape pon kt sini, janji jgn kurang ajar ๐Ÿ˜›

Penah skali tu, aku bawak adek aku main kt CC. Konon2 bole laa lawan budak lain kt situ.. HAMPAS. Beta (24) & Charlie (10), tak leh kalahkan budak 7-9 tahun. Dorang bawak sniper je ke mane2.. lahanat gile tere!

Since then aku tak main gune easy bots anymore. Kene improve skill, sbb nanti lawan nak balik dgn budak kt CC tu.

respect the elder, love the younger ๐Ÿ™„

Save the world? Oh, my future wife will do that on my behalf. I really want to go to rural areas, help those in need. But I need a huge sum of money to sustain my support for them. The time will come, insyaAllah.

Thanks for dropping by, I will subscribe to your blog in return. Just dont bore me to death ok? Joking. joking. joking. ๐Ÿ˜‰

Greeting my fellow friends, wahh long absence of me in here! I can see new awesome changes and new comers as well. Just dropPING by to spread some good news. haha~ ๐Ÿ˜€

p/s: Ayumi, I would like to dedicate a special thank you for the Ferrero Rocher Bouquet you sent me. Very nice indeed.

3 jam? patah dah pinggang aku. 1 jam pon dah ok. lagi best kalau sume adek-beradek aku balik raye, bukak laptop masing2.. main CS. perghh.. bole nampak the true value of unity dlm family kt situ. hehehe ๐Ÿ‘ฟ

haha. budakยฒ tuh pakai sniper pown nak aim lmbt. aku actually teringin nk pegi maen WCG. tp xpenah nk dpt tempat. haha! ๐Ÿ™‚ slalu maen kt perlis neyh kalo ada hold tournament ja && buleh la gagah dpt num 2. ๐Ÿ™‚ heh!
budakยฒ tuh dr kecik dh kenal dunia games, diorg kdg2 lgi hebat dr kita. haha! aku kalah PES dgn adek aku dlm ps. tp xdak la kalah terok sgt. haha!

newayยฒ, afta that, mcm mana ngan budak tuh? did you kill them? :b

helmie.’s last blog post..Iโ€™m Alone But Not Sad.

iya. saya cuma laa.. errr..errr.. suka kan charlie. ๐Ÿ˜ฅ

dia sgt comel bila berkata ;

Charlie : Please, donโ€™t make obscene scenes around here.
Charlie : Beta! Iโ€™m shot, Iโ€™m dying, I can see the tunnel โ€ฆ Itโ€™s so bright!

itu je. ๐Ÿ™„ (me, kaki kuis-kuis lantai)

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don’t worry.. tak makan dengan gelojoh punye. 12 Ferrero Rocher tu agak byk gak. Next time send me more of it ok. I’m looking forward. hehe~ ๐Ÿ˜€

forgive me if i’m wrong. Thats what NH told me. Hurm ok now i know. hehe~ So tgh working izit? I ada slight fever today but still come to work. I feel SO weak. Later i am going to take a short nap under the table. ๐Ÿ™

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