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You Look Skinny, What Happened?

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Back in July, my official weight was 79kg. Today, I am 64.3 kg. It took me 2 months (ok, 3 months if you think I’m exaggerating). Now that I’ve reached my ideal weight, I need to get new pair of pants, undies and shirts. Definitely a hole in my pocket.

Over the past few months, I’ve been getting strange comments about my weight loss. I take them as compliments.

Friend B: Hey, your calves looks like Indians’, thin and tough :!:
NoktahHitam: What’s that supposed to mean? :roll:

Indians’ are known to have the thinnest calves in Malaysia. I was a hockey player when I was in Form 2 and these Indians’ never show the slightest of pain when I accidentally knock their feet using a hockey stick. Thin and Tough.

Friend K: You just got out of jail? :smile:
NoktahHitam: Em.. No. Why? :twisted:
Friend K: You look like Jack the Ripper :razz:

I don’t even know how Jack the Ripper looks like. I thought he was a butcher, and butchers are commonly fat.

Teacher P: You look fitter than 8 years ago :?:
NoktahHitam: I did my time (in jail) :!:

Friend J: You finally did it! :shock:
NoktahHitam: Did what? :smile:
Friend J: Liposuction :roll:

Friend L: I hardly recognize you from behind! Why did you lose weight? :smile:
NoktahHitam: Because I want to run away from you :mrgreen:

Friend M: Which treatment did you attend? :neutral:
NoktahHitam: I just watch my meal and exercise a bit :smile:
Friend M: Care to elaborate on your routine? :?:
NoktahHitam: No carb food, 10km jog ,1500 push ups and 3000 situps (I lied!) :!:
Friend M: That’s worst than marriage! :shock:

Friend D: Taiko, why so skinny? You look weak! Cannot takau people! :?:
NoktahHitam: Allow me realign your cheek bone :mad:
(takau = fight)

Doctor F: By any chance, did you recently break up? :!:
NoktahHitam: Yeah, 4 years ago :roll:

and my personal favorite, Doctor L , whom I have a crush on,

Doctor L: Oh Lord, what happened to you? :shock:
NoktahHitam: I wanted a healthy lifestyle :wink:
Doctor L: I like you when you are still chubby :XO:

Now that’s what I call a ‘finishing blow’. I can’t throw away my diet for a doctor, should I?

Written on 16 February '08 under Personal & Geeky, Sports & Health
 

There are 14 Comments for “You Look Skinny, What Happened?”

wahhaa.. aiyok.. mungkin awk dah di’cop’ selame ni berbadan brisi tetibe kurus smue pun banyak complaint… tapi bagus la.. sihatkan badan tapi sakitnye banyak belanje kan.. selamat membeli belah

PS: beli2 yang murah je sudah :)

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syia wrote on February 16, 2008 #1

Dari 79kg turun ke 64kg tu adalah satu keajaiban bagi aku. Bukan senang nak buat tu. Tahniah kerana dah dapat berat ideal! :D

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ImamKhalid wrote on February 16, 2008 #2

wow. congratulations. sigh… i want to loose some weight too…

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Aisyah wrote on February 16, 2008 #3

:cool: ni betul ke gambar en. noktah hitam ni? :roll:

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apis17 wrote on February 17, 2008 #4

so being married helps you to lose wwight?

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Muhammad Khairul wrote on February 17, 2008 #5

duh, why i kept getting anonymous when i try to post comment?
and does being married helps you to lose weight?

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Muhammad Khairul wrote on February 17, 2008 #6

:roll: everybody is like so wanting to loose weight but me?
i would trade my psp for another 5 kilos! :razz:

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NoktahHitam replied #1

try pork and lard. you’ll gain weight in no time :razz: :roll:

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iqhbal naeem wrote on February 17, 2008 #7

lol chubby cute nia.. gain weight again neh

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vickie wrote on February 18, 2008 #8

kurus pon org complain, gemok pon lagi orang complain.. haih

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linie wrote on February 18, 2008 #9

I have yet to get my ideal weight again… my weight macam yoyo lately.. kejap naik, kejap turun… how did you do it?

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NoktahHitam replied #1

control your drinks then. Try to be consistent. But yoyo weight, I think your scale is broken :P

Like I said, no carb food, 1500 push ups and 3000 sit ups a day.

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melbie replied #1

Scale is broken? oOoh, I like that! haha …

1500 push ups and 3000 sit ups a day? Okay, that’ll be too much for me, I don’t want to end up looking like a petite, tough, macho man haha ..

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melbie wrote on February 18, 2008 #10

congrats, sebab dah mencapai berat badan ideal. :evil: i can tolerate my weight now, but i do wish to get fitter.

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aishah wrote on February 19, 2008 #11

Leave a comment, I won't bite ;)

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