You Look Skinny, What Happened?

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Back in July, my official weight was 79kg. Today, I am 64.3 kg. It took me 2 months (ok, 3 months if you think I’m exaggerating). Now that I’ve reached my ideal weight, I need to get new pair of pants, undies and shirts. Definitely a hole in my pocket.

Over the past few months, I’ve been getting strange comments about my weight loss. I take them as compliments.

Friend B: Hey, your calves looks like Indians’, thin and tough ❗
NoktahHitam: What’s that supposed to mean? πŸ™„

Indians’ are known to have the thinnest calves in Malaysia. I was a hockey player when I was in Form 2 and these Indians’ never show the slightest of pain when I accidentally knock their feet using a hockey stick. Thin and Tough.

Friend K: You just got out of jail? πŸ™‚
NoktahHitam: Em.. No. Why? 😈
Friend K: You look like Jack the Ripper πŸ˜›

I don’t even know how Jack the Ripper looks like. I thought he was a butcher, and butchers are commonly fat.

Teacher P: You look fitter than 8 years ago ❓
NoktahHitam: I did my time (in jail) ❗

Friend J: You finally did it! 😯
NoktahHitam: Did what? πŸ™‚
Friend J: Liposuction πŸ™„

Friend L: I hardly recognize you from behind! Why did you lose weight? πŸ™‚
NoktahHitam: Because I want to run away from you :mrgreen:

Friend M: Which treatment did you attend? 😐
NoktahHitam: I just watch my meal and exercise a bit πŸ™‚
Friend M: Care to elaborate on your routine? ❓
NoktahHitam: No carb food, 10km jog ,1500 push ups and 3000 situps (I lied!) ❗
Friend M: That’s worst than marriage! 😯

Friend D: Taiko, why so skinny? You look weak! Cannot takau people! ❓
NoktahHitam: Allow me realign your cheek bone 😑
(takau = fight)

Doctor F: By any chance, did you recently break up? ❗
NoktahHitam: Yeah, 4 years ago πŸ™„

and my personal favorite, Doctor L , whom I have a crush on,

Doctor L: Oh Lord, what happened to you? 😯
NoktahHitam: I wanted a healthy lifestyle πŸ˜‰
Doctor L: I like you when you are still chubby :XO:

Now that’s what I call a ‘finishing blow’. I can’t throw away my diet for a doctor, should I?

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14 thoughts on “You Look Skinny, What Happened?”

  1. wahhaa.. aiyok.. mungkin awk dah di’cop’ selame ni berbadan brisi tetibe kurus smue pun banyak complaint… tapi bagus la.. sihatkan badan tapi sakitnye banyak belanje kan.. selamat membeli belah

    PS: beli2 yang murah je sudah πŸ™‚

    syia’s last blog post..jerawat + bzzzzz + MODEL??

  2. πŸ™„ everybody is like so wanting to loose weight but me?
    i would trade my psp for another 5 kilos! πŸ˜›

  3. control your drinks then. Try to be consistent. But yoyo weight, I think your scale is broken πŸ˜›

    Like I said, no carb food, 1500 push ups and 3000 sit ups a day.

  4. Scale is broken? oOoh, I like that! haha …

    1500 push ups and 3000 sit ups a day? Okay, that’ll be too much for me, I don’t want to end up looking like a petite, tough, macho man haha ..

    melbie’s last blog post..Curlz Craze

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