Back in July, my official weight was 79kg. Today, I am 64.3 kg. It took me 2 months (ok, 3 months if you think I’m exaggerating). Now that I’ve reached my ideal weight, I need to get new pair of pants, undies and shirts. Definitely a hole in my pocket.
Over the past few months, I’ve been getting strange comments about my weight loss. I take them as compliments.
Friend B: Hey, your calves looks like Indians’, thin and tough ❗
NoktahHitam: What’s that supposed to mean? 🙄
Indians’ are known to have the thinnest calves in Malaysia. I was a hockey player when I was in Form 2 and these Indians’ never show the slightest of pain when I accidentally knock their feet using a hockey stick. Thin and Tough.
Friend K: You just got out of jail? 🙂
NoktahHitam: Em.. No. Why? 😈
Friend K: You look like Jack the Ripper 😛
I don’t even know how Jack the Ripper looks like. I thought he was a butcher, and butchers are commonly fat.
Teacher P: You look fitter than 8 years ago ❓
NoktahHitam: I did my time (in jail) ❗
Friend J: You finally did it! 😯
NoktahHitam: Did what? 🙂
Friend J: Liposuction 🙄
Friend L: I hardly recognize you from behind! Why did you lose weight? 🙂
NoktahHitam: Because I want to run away from you
Friend M: Which treatment did you attend? 😐
NoktahHitam: I just watch my meal and exercise a bit 🙂
Friend M: Care to elaborate on your routine? ❓
NoktahHitam: No carb food, 10km jog ,1500 push ups and 3000 situps (I lied!) ❗
Friend M: That’s worst than marriage! 😯
Friend D: Taiko, why so skinny? You look weak! Cannot takau people! ❓
NoktahHitam: Allow me realign your cheek bone 😡
(takau = fight)
Doctor F: By any chance, did you recently break up? ❗
NoktahHitam: Yeah, 4 years ago 🙄
and my personal favorite, Doctor L , whom I have a crush on,
Doctor L: Oh Lord, what happened to you? 😯
NoktahHitam: I wanted a healthy lifestyle 😉
Doctor L: I like you when you are still chubby :XO:
Now that’s what I call a ‘finishing blow’. I can’t throw away my diet for a doctor, should I?