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When You Have to Go, You Have to Go!

I meant to write a serious post. Somehow my draft got sucked into the recycle bin.

What I’m about to write will probably disgust you, so leave if you plan on being judgmental. Those who’re eating, feel free to continue.

I have tonnes of gossip buddies. And I can really talk, for hours non stop.

Girl T: Hey, where are you? It echoes like hell.
NoktahHitam: You’re gonna have to blame the reception. It’s poor.
Girl T: But you live in KL!
NoktahHitam: Tell me about it!

*Plup* …*plup*

Girl T: What is that sound?
NoktahHitam: You’re making things up. I don’t hear anything.
Girl T: Oh, ok.

*Shuuuuu* (the sound of running water)

Girl T: Is it raining over there? That explains the bad reception.
NoktahHitam: Nope.. (too transparent)
Girl T: OMG, you’re not taking a dump are you?
NoktahHitam: Yeah.. sorry?
Girl T: How could you?
NoktahHitam: Shut up! It’s not like you can smell it!

When I say I talk non-stop, it includes the process of ‘uploading’ feces. I guess I am that transparent after all :smile:

ps: Check out this site. You can practically bomb anywhere you like!

pss: When you have to go, you have to go.

Written on 23 December '08 under Personal & Geeky
 

There are 46 Comments for “When You Have to Go, You Have to Go!”

lol~i think that’s rather disturbed..but it doest matter rite..after all its not like she can smell or see u live in action..huhu

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lalalola wrote on December 23, 2008 #1

wah ahhahahha…kisah pak ngah tuh mmg lawak duh…

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NoktahHitam replied #1

“Makhluk paling sexy di muka bumi” :up:

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|1f34|-|1r3 replied #1

apakah maksud nyer itu ??

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sootspirit replied #1

eddie, i paham! hahahahha
demmit!
kasehan pakngah jadi bahan di sini :p

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IcedNyior replied #1

dengan seluar bernama ‘James’ LOL!

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|1f34|-|1r3 wrote on December 23, 2008 #2

abdusfauzi wrote on December 23, 2008 #3

Talk to me babeh.. muahahahahahahaha!

Ehem, Girl T must be so irresistible that you continued talking to her while dumping.. LOL!

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sootspirit replied #1

bong, m i so irresistible too?
eddie slalu ckp ngn i masa dia dlm jamban :razz:
miahahaha

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nono replied #1

boleh you berselera nak ada phone call dalam toilet eddie.. ahahaha.. seriously, i cant.. i feel pelik. ngegegeg

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sootsprite replied #1

hahaha sbb i tau eddie mmg comot kot~
that’s why i dun mind :P
tapi setakat ni i tak pernah dgr bunyk “plup” lagi la
if you know what i mean
miahaha :eek:


Syam replied #1

ewww… adakah edwin is so irresistible sampai kamu sanggup bercakap dgnnya ketika beliau dlm jamban.

hmm… mungkin kot sbb dia romantik. wahahahaha :eek:

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sootsprite replied #1

romantik?
mihahaa, dia gedik :razz:

*larikkk, takot kena rotan


Syam replied #1

eddie gedik? kantoi beb kantoi

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NoktahHitam replied #1

Gedik tu camne babe?


Syam replied #1

ask sootsprite. she’s the one who claimed you’re gedik. :eek:


NoktahHitam replied #1

Hohoho.. ade makhluk perasan jugak :eek:

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NoktahHitam replied #1

Girl T is not irresistible, I think everyone I talk to, I will definitely go to toilet for a puff or two. Rarely take a dump :razz:

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sootsprite replied #1

eddie smoking dlm jamban sebab takot kena rotan ngan mak dia
hihihi
sangat comel oke :P

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melbie replied #1

LOL.. you could just fit well in my group of friends, NH! I have a few friends that whenever I call, they’re always in the loo doing their business… I ask them why do their bring the phones in the toilet, they always give me the same answer …. “main game!” Fon termasuk dalam lubang jamban, baru tau…. :grin:

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bongkersz wrote on December 23, 2008 #4

…and at least the ‘reception’ is bad..so that is another way to disable the 3G, literally. Good one!

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NoktahHitam replied #1

Video calls? Oh no! :shock:

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sootsprite replied #1

eddie, next time video call plak please!
muahahha :arrow:

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zara wrote on December 23, 2008 #5

hahahahaha i can relate to this :p
tapi i baek kan?
i tak complain pon u ckp dlm jamban :p
cuma echo tu makes it difficult to really dgr u ckp~
miahahahaha

u’re transparent or being budak comot yg pengotor :P
miahahaha, jgn mara saya “:>

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NoktahHitam replied #1

Budak comot yg pengotor… haish. ni kire complain la!

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sootspirit wrote on December 23, 2008 #6

:mrgreen: tolooonnnggg… i baca ni pun rasa mcm nak terberak

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kidd replied #1

Haha, entri pelawas! :roll:

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koma putih wrote on December 23, 2008 #7

hua… hua… hua…
good sound effects.

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pcuserz wrote on December 23, 2008 #8

nothing wrong with that and I always do the same. Kadang2 benda penting takkan nak hang nanti nak kena call balik :up:

ps:brave man also do brave thing ahakkkk.. :grin:

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NoktahHitam replied #1

When nature calls, kene jawab gak :roll:

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haritz wrote on December 23, 2008 #9

We can eat,smoke,d.i.y(ahah!) while talking over the phone..hence y not dumping..muahahaha

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NoktahHitam replied #1

multi tasking! That’s the keyword :D

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tasuke wrote on December 23, 2008 #10

Lol you’re not alone. Last time when my mom called me she was taking a poop and I was like why call me now? :roll: I didn’t hear the defining plop sound but I knew she was in a toilet because I could her echoes bouncing off the walls. For some reason, when I hear people farting in the photo I thought I can smell it :P the same for poop!

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NoktahHitam replied #1

Oh auntie!!! Don’t do that!

I’m rarely on the phone with mom. Usually sms.

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teddY wrote on December 23, 2008 #11

haha.
agak kotor~

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greenia wrote on December 23, 2008 #12

haha…aku takut tul nak bawak masuk tepon dalam tandas, takut terjatuh dalam mangkuk jamban..haha :arrow:

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NoktahHitam replied #1

Kalau jamban jenis cangkung, takut gak la. Tp kalau dah masuk jamban, takkan nak pakai lagi. :eek:

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aman wrote on December 23, 2008 #13

erk,….agak :mrgreen: hahahaha.(pss)-famous qoute from Godfather?

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NoktahHitam replied #1

I’ve never watched God Father. I hate mafia movie, I dont know why.

If no one have quoted that before, then I guess, I should take the credit for it :grin:

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M-I-N wrote on December 24, 2008 #14

kotor dan sedikit lucah.. hahaa.. gurau je… anyway, berak mana boleh bercakap dowh…

nape plupp pluppp…. pelik… skali 2 ketul ke yg keluar? hahahaa..

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NoktahHitam replied #1

Ko igt ni nugget ke nak berketul-ketul? Plup-plup tu sound effect je. Tade la aku nak kire bape byk kali die jatuh :twisted:

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ellyda zsazsa replied #1

huh sape kate berak tak boleh bercakap muahahaha.. not using mouth right? (erk aku pun da jadi cam disgusting da .. ouch)

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Khai wrote on December 24, 2008 #15

hehe. taking dump?? :smile:

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titan wrote on December 25, 2008 #16

read it once in a stephen king’s novel…

“the internet scares the shit out of me… i’ve downloaded in my pants..”

funny eh?

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shandye wrote on December 26, 2008 #17

can’t u tell her to call you back? :roll:

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Arina wrote on December 27, 2008 #18

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When You Have To Go, You Have To Go (II) | Noktah Hitam wrote on March 9, 2009 #19

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