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Top 10: Horniest Country

Who would’ve thought, Malaysia would be no 7.

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We beat the English, Americans, Australians, the whole South East Asia and many other nations. Countries that toppled us are;

#6 Italy – Land of the Romes. Nude art is their specialty.

#5 Poland – Never been there. No idea Polish loves to polish ehem².

#4 China – When the government blocked Google due to it’s porno content, I was rather amazed. Now, not anymore.

#3 Russia – Quote,”in Moscow, Sharapova is everywhere”.

#2 Brazil – Look at Ronaldo, he divorced and turned to she-males. Euww.

#1 Greece – The land of the Gods (and Goddess). Enough said.

I’m starting to wonder, should we be proud being no 7? It screams hamsap1 more than anything else. And why did we lose to Thais and Singaporean? Don’t they legalize prostitution? Oh well, read the full article here.

ps: I think people like Lochoe, Syam and Bong contributed most :P

  1. loose Cantonese accent, means horny
 

There are 40 Comments for “Top 10: Horniest Country”

xdapat bukak link tu from office. huhu. tak leh nak baca full article.

wow. menakutkan la jugak sikit sikit. base dari apa survey ni?

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aishah wrote on July 7, 2009 #1

memang HEBAT Malaysia ni….macam2 hebat tu!!!

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adib. replied #1

adush…buat malu jaaa..yang nih laa kebanggaan satu malaysia…

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denaihati wrote on July 7, 2009 #2

Dude! Aku tidak masuk dalam ini wayang la.

Paling bangsat pun, aku dok ‘cuci mata’ nengok awek pakai baju sexy-sexy kalau lalu depan the Beach, Zouk etc. Senggol-senggolan tak berani la. Whoahahaha :eek:

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NoktahHitam replied #1

Die cakap horny, bukan sexually active. Cuci mate pon same je!

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Syam replied #1

Satu kali kedip, rezeki beb. Aku tengok tak kedip-kedip. Orang kata, menghargai kecantikan ciptaan Tuhan.

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abdusfauzi replied #1

same je tu. horny gaks. hahah. LOL.

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Syam wrote on July 7, 2009 #3

Okay. This is totally absurd. :mad:
“We beat the English, Americans, Australians, the whole South East Asia” :roll:

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NoktahHitam replied #1

Ni bukan survey for guys only. Girls too :P

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Syam replied #1

Agreed. Kat opis aku, lelaki pun kena sexual harassment. Haish… :cry:

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Saffa wrote on July 7, 2009 #4

aku rasa ko terlupa letak extremist thinker…mesti dia sedih ko tak letak nama dia di kalangan syam, bong & lochoe! :grin:

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Syam replied #1

Ko pun patut kena letak nama sekali. Ko la Malaysia pervert paling sejati. Whoahahaha :eek: :razz:

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NoktahHitam replied #1

ET horny + pervert gak? Aku pon tatau. Aku tak berani tauk name die, karang die suruh peminat die hentam aku, terkintai² aku nak tangkis. Syam, Bong & Lochoe mmg terbukti dah. Lepak kt Suzy, mate meliar je. Hahaha

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Syam replied #1

Woit… Jangan nak tulis cerita tipu kat sini. Kalau nak tulis, biarlah telus dan jujur. Patut tulis macam ni:

” Eddie, Syam, Bong & Lochoe mmg terbukti dah. Lepak kt Suzy, mate meliar je”

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NoktahHitam replied #1

Aku rabun la. Macam mane mate aku nak meliar?


abdusfauzi replied #1

dia tak horny sangat kut. ET more to ‘Aku Jejaka Gojez’.

haha. :P

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NoktahHitam replied #1

Thought so too :P Ade sorg lagi, Pak-Ngah, makhluk paling sexy di muka bumi :P

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|1f34|-|1r3 wrote on July 7, 2009 #5

Tu pasal ari tu ada berita pasal internet lembab sebab rakyat Malaysia suka buka laman porn.. hhuhuhuhu

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zool wrote on July 7, 2009 #6

[...] I think we should be proud Malaysia is ranked 7th in Top 10: Horniest Countries. I’m glad I contributed to the statistics. Top 3 next time people! [...]

Terima kasih sebab bubuh nama aku. I bangga aku horny. :XO:

ps: Beach Club banyak aunties lah! Uwekkssss.. sesuai untuk Syam atau Lochoe jer.

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soot replied #1

bong memang hamsap
miahahahha :arrow:

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bongkersz wrote on July 7, 2009 #8

M’sian mmg byk orang yg horny. Tapi horny yang baik. Like me! :grin: Hahahaha…

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maggot wrote on July 7, 2009 #9

haha.. giler lah result website nih..
jpon pon xde dlm senarai top 10 sedangkan majalah2 dan komik2 lucah bersepah kt kedai2..

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kyo_9 wrote on July 7, 2009 #10

wargh… Malaysia Boleh!

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sUe wrote on July 8, 2009 #11

Barulah negara maju namanya :arrow:

ps:terlalu banyak “ayam” import kat Malaysia ni, so banyak choice la.. :grin:

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haritz wrote on July 8, 2009 #12

no shit msia at 7. what to say,with redtube and etc…3gp some more… sick la

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NoktahHitam replied #1

redtube is not Malaysian dude. What surprised me most, Japan was never in the picture.

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mohdhafizulfarid replied #1

no la i mean, redtube as in msia skrang aku rasa semua pc rumah pernah log in kat site tu…tapi jepun ptt ada kan.aku rasa diorang paling teruk skali.diorang nye case2 horny2 ni pelik2.

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mohdhafizulfarid wrote on July 8, 2009 #13

:down: :down: :down: Malaysia really :down: :down: :down:

Bcoz Singapore government had block some porn-sites like redtube, youporn n etc.

Malaysia minister like watch porn so don’t want to take action or what ? .. :grin:

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sya replied #1

HAHA. yeah. they even included the part abt the minister of health’s sex tape.

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eldy replied #1

apa yg mendukacitakan is :

the tape now still avaiable for download @ rapidshare .. xD

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eldy wrote on July 8, 2009 #14

oh gosh. scary :!:

p/s: really hope the one that leads read that and think.

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alone wrote on July 8, 2009 #15

Saw this on digg yesterday. I stopped reading when they mention that hunk from mca. Total BS. Malaysia would fit in a top 10 most deprived sexually, but not on top 10 horniest for sure. Stupid journalist thought it was clever to define a country based on their news headlines.

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Syamil wrote on July 8, 2009 #16

Kak Jie tak termasuk dlm senarai yg menyumbang ye..sbb pc ni ada parenting filter…. word ganas2 mcm tu tak lepas…hehehe

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NoktahHitam replied #1

Ini bukan kajian kat Internet semate-mate. Sy rase ade kira jumlah penjualan kondom juga.

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Kujie wrote on July 8, 2009 #17

ahakss…tak kisah la bro…ini di paras normal…

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pear wrote on July 9, 2009 #18

…hahaha…

depends on how the survey was carried out la kan….

Kalau survey ni dijalankan time the reign of Bill Clinton, I’m pretty sure America will be among the top 5 countries, thanks to Lewinsky.

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NoktahHitam replied #1

Even if it’s a rough estimate, kenape petik name Malaysia? Bahaye.

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skis replied #1

It is…but what is so bad being the horniest? It supposed to be a good thing, isn’t it?

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skis wrote on July 9, 2009 #19

memang malaysia hebat..malaysia boleh…semua boleh malaysia ni

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kita wrote on July 13, 2009 #20

Leave a comment, I won't bite ;)

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