The Wedding Bells

A round the clock (12-hours) hibernation wasn’t what I expected, what more a wedding in my deep slumber.

In my dream, I was back from a long trip. Exhausted and soggy, I saw flocks of people on my front lawn. Tents were up, “bunga mangga” hanging and a wedding altar. There was a wedding at my house.

It didn’t take me long to find my parents, they were standing at the entrance in nice traditional Malay cloth, (collecting wedding tokens I presume). I walked right up to them, curious to know who’s wedding was it.

“Go, go change you cloth! You’re late for your wedding”, said dad.

“WTH? My wedding? ” I replied with a WTF-look slapped on my face.

“Don’t play dumb mister. You called in and asked me to arrange this wedding. Don’t go chicken out now!”, mom nudged her way in the conversation.

“I don’t even have a bride, how can this be my wedding?” I told them.

“I’ll give you 3 hours to find one! We can’t disappoint attendees. Don’t make me look like a fool”, dad struck a mean tone.

I didn’t want to waste time, so I started dialing every doc on my phone book. “Hi, will you marry me? No? Ok bye.” 10 down, at least 30 more to go.

It was a pure WTF moment.

Thank God it didn’t take me long to wake up. I jumped right out of bed and pummeled my way to the corridor. Pheww.. no one, no tents, no wedding altar. I should really learn to wash my feet before going to bed.

ps: WTF = What the F*ck. WTH = What the hell. (In case you’re too innocent to know the abbreviation.)

pss: No way I’m desperate to find a life partner. If it happens, it happens. If not, shut up.

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  1. hahahaha… dah sampai seru ๐Ÿ˜€ :up:

  2. eh, I like having weird dream like this. Very enthralling!

  3. NH sekarang ni selalu entry pasal mimpi jer…
    sure letih dan gelabah giler kalau jadi betul. ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

  4. Agaknye real world tak keruan kot. Hence lagi senang setan nak kacau โžก

  5. Enthralling? I kinda hate it. No ending.

  6. Marriage is not like air besar, bole tunggu sampai seru.

  7. jom kawen!
    saya melamar awak buat kali ke3 nih โžก

  8. ala. orang melayu selalu cakap macam tu.

    ‘dah sampai seru lah tu’

    even air besar pun tak payah tunggu seru. if tunggu sampai seminggu tak buang, nanti kena sembelit. ๐Ÿ™‚

  9. Air besar kene tunggu seru. Kalau duk berjam-jam kt toilet tp tak kuar ape, baik tak payah. Oleh itu, mmg kene tunggu seru dulu, baru bergegas ke toilet dan melosohkan isi badan.

  10. Kamu bukan doctor, tanak ๐Ÿ˜›

  11. No ending, then we have something to ponder about. I like having what if thoughts. Hahaha, weird I know.

  12. NH subconscious = Marriage.
    tu la sampai termimpi-mimpi tuh.

    NH, you write the moment you wake up eh? selalunya, bila nak ingat balik pe yg mimpi ~ sangat susah.

  13. hoho.. x lama la tuh tandanye.. :up:

  14. malam nie tido awal, tak payah basuh kaki.
    sure tau ending.
    ๐Ÿ˜›

  15. Yup, the minute I woke up. But its fairly easy for me to remember weird dreams over conventional ones.

  16. Hahaha. Aku baru bgn dari tido petang.

  17. pernah jugak mimpi macam ni, sampai bercerai.
    yang menarik, kes penceraian tu, kene present slide show. haha. gile geek!

    ๐Ÿ˜›

  18. super lawak…patut la muka wasted giler datang meeting…haha

  19. mane ade wasted, sleepy haram je.

  20. perbualan apekah inew~

  21. haha.. lawak la your dream. tp, u masih ada inisiatif utk dial number awek2 utk ajak kawen. bagus tuh. ๐Ÿ˜›

  22. maybe u can slash out the 10 docs who rejected your wedding proposal from your future bride’s list ๐Ÿ˜›

    ade lagi 20 names yg possible kan? senang sikit nk wat pilihan…

  23. some married, but I haven’t removed their numbers. Some mmg tak angkat, lain time zone, so maybe tgh tido kot. A few je rejected, all those names starts with A, B and C (awalยฒ dalam phonebook, with A paling ramai)

  24. Name pon mimpi, tak bole control what ever I do pon.

  25. whoah!some nightmare.

  26. thank god ko dpt bezakan mane satu mimpi dan realiti ..
    jangan sampai masa betul2x ko dah sampai seru .. ko igt ko tgh mimpi ..
    hoho

  27. hoho..dasat dah ko nih..gi la usha awek cepat.. :kiss:

  28. I know a girl we both know.. start with A.

    HAHAHA!

  29. hahaha..demanding betul la en. NH ini.. ๐Ÿ˜›

  30. Mesti la, aku nak kawen sekali je.

  31. eyhhh…ye ke nie…. ๐Ÿ˜€
    hard to believe.. ๐Ÿ˜›

  32. wah wah wah soot,
    si dia tu mau campak ke mana?

  33. Oo tu yg kuar YM mesej “ade suruh aku kawen” hahaha

    Ed, kawen je!

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