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The Expensive Italian Under Garment

This post is for adults or anyone who gets wedgies.

Recently I bought this Italian under wear. It was 50% off, plus I needed a few new pairs. But the problem with undies is you can’t go to the fitting room and try it on beforehand.

Because it was a steal (not a bargain), I bought it with an eye closed.

A few weeks gone by, it has been a few rotations already. But still I get wedgies. In fact, the only undies that gives me wedgies is the Italian one. Getting up from the chair, wedgie. Sitting down, wedgie. Ruku’, I get wedgie. Walk fast, wedgie. Move sideways, wedgie. Swinging a golf club, wedgie. Too much wedgies!

I have a feeling that Italian loves wedgies.

Speaking of undies, there’s one particular brand that I used to wear when I was in boarding school. Because I was irresponsible and kept losing it, I bought the cheapest on the line, RM10 for 3. It goes by the name of “Teko”.

Now, do me a favour, say “Teko” ten times as quickly as you can.

ps: What a cool name for underwear :P

pss: A wedgie occurs when a person’s underwear or other garments are wedged between the buttocks wikipedia

 

There are 34 Comments for “The Expensive Italian Under Garment”

I was just about to ask what a wedgie is, thanks for the enlightenment.

Anyway. I still bought RM10-for-3 boxers. Ops.

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NoktahHitam replied #1

I still too, only if it’s 50% off :P

But I’m guessing you have to find yours at the Kid’s Department? :P HAHAHA

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MK wrote on March 9, 2010 #1

bontot makin besar kut.
SEDUT.

haha.

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NoktahHitam replied #1

SEDUT. Bontot kecik ke besar, same je, mesti KEMUT :P

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xun wrote on March 9, 2010 #2

I swear I laughed so hard at this entry. And even harder when you asked me to repeat “Teko” many times. It took me around 15 seconds to get it – I know I’m slow, but once I got the joke I was so cracked up I couldn’t even breathe properly xD

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NoktahHitam replied #1

LOL! The minute I saw that brand, I laughed my ass off. But that didn’t stop me from buying.

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Teddy wrote on March 9, 2010 #3

Aku suke potato wedges .. hehe

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oDiN wrote on March 9, 2010 #4

Italians wear strings. Hahaha….

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NoktahHitam replied #1

Top and bottom? I don’t know if its inappropriate, but I like :)

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Aisyah Rozi replied #1

not for guys, please.

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Mind replied #1

Yeah, both.

Me too, hahaha.

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Mind replied #1

Err, yeah…Strictly NOT for guys.


Mind wrote on March 9, 2010 #5

Apa? Pakai tekong punya underwear?

Oh..bukan…hehehe

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NoktahHitam replied #1

Apa?? Pakai Tekong?

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IcedNyior wrote on March 10, 2010 #6

that is why most of my undies are sexy skimpy tight boxer shorts.

no wedgie-wedgie anymore.

muahahaha…

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NoktahHitam replied #1

Ahh.. I know that type. I should give that a try.

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shandye wrote on March 10, 2010 #7

I brought expensive underwear during my first week in koleq and they got stolen. I moved to boxers and rugby shorts since then.

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NoktahHitam replied #1

I still prefer underwear, makes me feel safe :)

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nexus wrote on March 10, 2010 #8

hoho, boxerr la wei,, ader ventilation sket kat ‘adik’ tue.. hohoho

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NoktahHitam replied #1

Seluar aku tight fitting, kalau pakai boxers, confirm berpeluh.

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samanosuke_04 wrote on March 10, 2010 #9

gosh. hate that wedgie. now feel comfortable with boxers. haha! *wink2*

i’d done the “Teko” thing too. wahah *fresh*

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NoktahHitam replied #1

With boxers, I get more wedgier. And most of the time, dislocates my “manhood”. Hahha

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alone wrote on March 10, 2010 #10

should try trunk instead ..tp kalau dh suke nk sedut.nk wat camne..baik comando je all the way..hehe

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NoktahHitam replied #1

Comando susah, nanti die wiggle kiri and kanan.

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Afiq replied #1

Thank god superman is not italian bro. Hehe.

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Aisyah replied #1

HAHAHA good one!


carlffler wrote on March 10, 2010 #11

beb… RENOMA beb… hahah feelsss so aahhh~ like someone is always grab, hold and cares your *tuttt*… sorry for that.. but seriesly RENOMA is much confident for me.

Beside RENOMA baru ni patern dia SO SEXYYY.. owh so hottt hoyeaaahh~

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Kreuger wrote on March 14, 2010 #12

California, yeah! Does it ring a bell to you?

I abandoned spentot wearing ages ago. Boxers entitled me freedom of expression, and less parking mishaps. Freedom!

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kidd wrote on March 14, 2010 #13

Wedgie tu tersepit kan kan kan? :p

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Affuan wrote on March 14, 2010 #14

ow…sexy!!muahahaha…

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Callister wrote on March 15, 2010 #15

kah3..entri camni dah ikut gaya awek deme ek? haha.. bro cuber try pki g string…haha..tak tersepit koyok rabok teruih!… =p

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Roslan wrote on March 18, 2010 #16

wahahahaa… nasib baik laki tak banyak pakai macam tu..

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Luth Textile wrote on March 18, 2010 #17

lama tak kemari, bZ skit

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haritzer wrote on March 23, 2010 #18

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