The Daughter I Never Had, Yet

After getting stuck for 1 hour and 30 minutes from Senawang to Seremban, I decided to retire early for the day, despite many invitations to watch live bands. (Yes, I very much enjoy live performance.)

During my deep slumber I was awaken by a call. With an eye open and face on the pillow, I answered. “Hello?”

“Ayah, ayah kat mane?”

She sounded like a teenager. Still trying to mend the puzzles, I replied, “Ye..?”

“Anis ni, ayah kat mane? Ayah tak balik ke semalam?” she asked.

I got out of bed in shock, making sure I wasn’t dreaming nor sound sleepy when answering the call. I took a breathe and thought about it.

“Saya ada anak perempuan?” I replied.

“Alah, Anis ni ayah. Buat-buat tatau plak”

“Awak salah nombor ni. Saya kahwin pon belom lagi.”

“Ayah, janganlah main-main”

Seriously, it was a pure WTF moment. I wasn’t sure what to reply especially she insisted I am her father. So it’s best do I what I normally do in the office, role-playing.

“Ok, nanti pukul 2 Ayah balik, bye bye”.

“Hmm.. Anis tunggu tau. Ayah janji Ayah balik ok. Mak ckp die janji tak marah”

Whom ever the dad is, be sure to get your wrinkled ass home by 2 pm. And be ready to get a whopping from your wife! πŸ˜›

ps: Tiring trip from JB. Thank God it’s an automatic. I couldn’t imagine driving manual car and being stuck in traffic for 1.5 hours.

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40 thoughts on “The Daughter I Never Had, Yet”

  1. pity u edy..
    but its a good example for you not to be one hell of a father when you are one later on…hahaha

    p/s : dont keep you daughter waiting. LOL!

  2. aku penah dpt call yg salah org mcm ni. bila aku deny, org tu ckp aku penipu pulak.

    sudahnya, aku iye kan aje.

  3. perghhh!! sejak biler ko jadi bapak ni?hahaha..aku tjuk greader kat gravity aku bg akak aku baca pun terbahak2 dia gelak..haha..eddie nti anak u besar leh la kite jadi biras yek? hahaha…=P

  4. woo.. dalam diam ade gossip eh?
    demm… hahaha… kesian kan.
    rase tetibe macam nak replace
    tempat “ayah” tuh…

    might be something wrong.
    ape pon doakan kebahagian keluarga tuh.
    amin~

  5. wah…betul ke mak dia tak marah..tertanya-tanya..huhu

    lucky u,ni bukan macam kes yg budak2 baru dapat handphone slalu buat, call random numbers then hang up.pastu hantar msg nak berkenalan..

  6. Pretty sure that the daddy hasn’t come home for sooo long, even the daughter herself doesn’t recognize her daddy’s voice.

    And mumy won’t be mad… That somehow tells probably they had a fight and daddy left home days ago. Or perhaps, weeks.

    Or simply, memang anak kau. Hahaha. Orang lain main jambu kat koleq, kau dah main pompuan. Kelas!

  7. WOOT! I have no bloody idea what to with my penis until 15! Tu sbb belajar in science.

    I dare not think of the outcome or what sort magnitude that dragged them into this, cume I’d prefer a happy ending for all.

  8. I got a call from a girl once, then she ‘lured’ me with her sexy voice. I thought it was a prank call, so I kept quiet, until she mentions “Siew” (my number’s previous owner). “Hello, Siew is not here. but I can replace him”. She hung up. Damn.. HAHHAHA

  9. rindu dendam dari seorang anak! yang tersirat disebaliknya lah yang buatkan aku sedih. apatah lagi anak perempuan kan?

    jiwa kebapaan ko dah makin diuji. mungkin tanda jodoh sudah hampir. sudah ada doktor yang reply kah!? (ha3).

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