“Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish.”- Albert Einstein

The Contigency Plan

I was out on a date with ehem (let’s keep it discreet ok). She starts talking about her assignment and how her 1Gb was insufficient to store her work.

She’s actually throwing signal for a quick stop at Lowyat. It was peak hours, we all know how stupid it’d be to crash that place now. So I asked her to dig in my bag and trade with me (4Gb).

Contigency plan

Student Girl: What is this cotton thingy? a hanky?
NoktahHitam: That’s my under garment.
Student Girl: Eeeeeuuuwww.
NoktahHitam: It’s my contingency plan.
Student Girl: In case I turn into Hulk and made you crap your pants?
NoktahHitam: Nope.
Student Girl: Then what is your contingency plan?
NoktahHitam: In case you forgot your tampons or pads.
Imaginable steam released from her head. Right back at ya :shock: :arrow:

It’s becoming a worriying habit. Everytime when I’m done with my oval office, I question the cleanliness of my garment. It’s always a good thing to bring spare. Like I said, it’s my contigency plan. Do you have one?

ps: I have heavy flow pads in the trunk. You know, in case.

pss: Business call it contigency, IT call it back up, Engineer calls it redundant. What ever you call it, it’s the same shit.

10 October '08 | Food & Outing, Girls | Fave it! | Go to Comment Form

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|1f34|-|1r3 wrote on
October 10, 2008 at 7:17 pm

waaaaaa..got spare ah? california sudah ! :lol:

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NoktahHitam replied on
October 10, 2008 at 7:19 pm

melecet kalau pakai jeans.

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|1f34|-|1r3 replied on
October 10, 2008 at 7:32 pm

haha..btol jugak..zaman2 dulu kita mana ada pakai jeans kat skolah ek? :grin:

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bongkersz replied on
October 15, 2008 at 4:29 pm

melecet? part mana? banyak sangat bergesel kot.. :lol: :lol:

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arep wrote on
October 10, 2008 at 8:16 pm

huh.. bawak spare ke mana2.. :P

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nikillas wrote on
October 10, 2008 at 8:34 pm

Bersedia walau apa pun keadaan.. Bagus tu.. Eh.. Kau akan bawa spare tu kemana sahaja kau pergi kan.. Sejak dari bila ko start habit tu..??

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abdusfauzi wrote on
October 10, 2008 at 8:45 pm

:twisted: :lol: :razz: no exact comment. just faces.

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melbie wrote on
October 10, 2008 at 9:49 pm

I always have so many things in my handbag that some people were surprised and amused with the lot I have in there.. it’s like a “doraemon’s pocket”.. not to the extend of having undergarments everywhere I go though… only maybe when I’m out for sport activities .. hehehhe

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NoktahHitam replied on
October 11, 2008 at 2:50 am

Do you have the stick where you pee on? LoL (surprisingly I do, maybe expired dah pon).

I hate it when my undergarment gets wet. I feel filthy and some people couldnt comprehend that.

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zsazsa replied on
October 11, 2008 at 4:33 pm

my mum’s starts me on carrying them around in case of anything hahaha

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misscloudy wrote on
October 10, 2008 at 10:20 pm

and it’s under food&outing… hehehe

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NoktahHitam replied on
October 11, 2008 at 6:47 am

Under outing actually, but who cares :razz:

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aeropama dot com wrote on
October 10, 2008 at 10:49 pm

wuhuhu… u’re unique man! never imagine, a guy got spare :shock:

ps: wear anything inside… more comfortable :eek:

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NoktahHitam replied on
October 11, 2008 at 2:49 am

wear kain batik.. as if can fit into that tight jeans of yours.

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callister wrote on
October 10, 2008 at 11:47 pm

best la jadik awek ko kalo mcm ni..
xpyh susah2 ati.. :razz:

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NoktahHitam replied on
October 11, 2008 at 2:48 am

In many ways yg lain, aku ni garang orang nye :roll:

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callister replied on
October 11, 2008 at 5:11 pm

huhu..garang orangnye.. :twisted:
xpernah lak aku tgk ko garang..
slalu tgk ko funny and sometimes u can be adorable.. :smile:

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laila wrote on
October 11, 2008 at 4:24 am

oh wow. do many guys have contigency plans?

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NoktahHitam replied on
October 11, 2008 at 6:36 am

no idea miss. You can do the survey and let me know :p

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smaelz wrote on
October 11, 2008 at 8:00 am

Ohh.. I never thought any of this… cause I’m single? Garang eh en NH kita nih.. dan dan kena balik girl tuh.. “in case you forgot your tampons or pads”

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NoktahHitam replied on
October 11, 2008 at 8:01 am

I’m single too.

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smaelz replied on
October 11, 2008 at 8:48 am

“I was out on a date with ehem ” this statement make me confuse now.~~~ :shock:

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NoktahHitam replied on
October 11, 2008 at 9:41 am

Date : a meeting arranged in advance. Go look it up in the dictionary.

Dating doesn’t mean ‘in relationship’ could be fling, could be a date with best female friends etc.

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trexcic wrote on
October 11, 2008 at 9:55 am

hai ..just drop by.. lets join raya GRS2 @ lana’s house. Diorang suruh info2.. okie!

this sunday night, 8.00pm.

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bengbeng wrote on
October 11, 2008 at 10:01 am

it is a good idea to bring one along for the simple reason after long hrs every body tends to smell a little. i notice the most comfortable and cool guys are those wearing loose comfortable slacks and drawers.

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arejae wrote on
October 11, 2008 at 11:33 am

wah..NH nie penuh dengan elemen-eleman kejutan.ehehe… :)

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NoktahHitam replied on
October 11, 2008 at 8:04 pm

i believe the term here is.. wicked :arrow:

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Extremist Thinker wrote on
October 11, 2008 at 5:24 pm

bg berangin je :twisted:

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alone wrote on
October 11, 2008 at 5:54 pm

wohoo.. contingency plan. nice.

sometimes u really really need it. believe me.

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Moesha wrote on
October 15, 2008 at 7:08 pm

Hurmmm..I don’t get it. Is she your girlfriend? If it’s contingency for your gf then its sweet~I’d get my bf to do the same :smile: If it’s for you….I don’t get it :?:

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NoktahHitam replied on
October 15, 2008 at 9:05 pm

Do I have to be bounded by relationship to help a friend in need? I don’t think so.

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