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The Art of Exaggeration

Girl: I miss my little sister.
NH: Where is she?
Girl: She went for umrah along with the whole family.
NH: When she gets back, ROGOL her.
Girl: WTF?

I don’t deny that most of us (from my secondary school) exaggerate adjectives and nouns. It makes it more dramatic and appealing. Adding more color to emphasize the sentence. Another classic example,

C*LANAT SEDAP GILE ICE CREAM NI!

But then again, some might misinterpret. And by rogol, I mean wrestle. Not stick something in her. I guess it’s only safe to use it among ourselves (among my secondary school mates).

ps: Why do I keep forgetting to write about my badminton racquet?

Written on 28 March '10 under Jokes, MCKK Life
 

There are 16 Comments for “The Art of Exaggeration”

Very common, you should here us Melakans speak. Not only exaggerate, we throw in some unique word like hawau, lahanat as the pencuci mulut. Lol

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NoktahHitam replied #1

HAHAHAHAHA I find Malaccans very rude. But if you been with them long enough, they’re actually very nice. It’s just their way of getting around people.

My sis in-law is a Malaccan, baik and lemah lembut.

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kidd replied #1

celake sial was a normal phrase during my varsity days in malacca.

“celaka sial ko ,bley dpt ikan tu” practically means you are so damn lucky to catch that fish..or at least that was what i can comprehend with my little experience.

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Afiq wrote on March 29, 2010 #1

dari entry lepas lagi ambo dah tanya tentang raket badminton tu haa :P

gile babi abg drogba score – contoh :)

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NoktahHitam replied #1

Contoh menarik..

Babi lanciau lawa gile Lampard score!

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blowie wrote on March 29, 2010 #2

lahabau ulau melengkau atas pagau, terlanggau kobau, kena petir masuk sokkabau. haha

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KNizam wrote on March 29, 2010 #3

ahaha. this is the one that most of my foreign friends being misinterpret of while learning Malay and then talk with us :D

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alone wrote on March 29, 2010 #4

alah, aku main dota pun camtue gak.. kalo nak pukul ramai2 biasanye gune verbs, gangbang ataupun rape… haha!

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samanosuke_04 wrote on March 29, 2010 #5

teruk betul budak2 sekolah menengah ko ni…

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Mind wrote on March 30, 2010 #6

Ada apa dengan raket badminton tu? 0_o

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Stargone wrote on March 31, 2010 #7

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Apa Itu Perak Bakar | Toko Permata Martapura Kalimantan Online wrote on April 3, 2010 #8

hello eddie..

anyway, a friend of mine uses this ROGOL word to describe penyiksaan yang dihadapi semasa menjawab dengan persoalan dan permintaan bos masa meeting.

the first time we girls listened to him using this word we were speechless until he told us the definition on his p.o.v.

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aishah wrote on April 6, 2010 #9

ROGOL wahaha..

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haritz wrote on April 6, 2010 #10

hi. bila nak update.

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Aisyah wrote on April 12, 2010 #11

hello..that so funny…bila nak update lg ni??

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Ecul wrote on April 13, 2010 #12

Salam. It’s true that whenever we are close to someone, we tend to loosen the “parental control” in our language.

And it is also true that these words put actions in lame articles like what the author trying to convey. But do we have to use this cheap trick? Are we still stuck in our SPM years? Grow up, guys!

So here I remind you who approve this kind of communication style

Change! It is not OK to cuss or say bad words. Ask your self do you need to say these words? Does it helps? If it does, then you need help.
No wonder the rate of rogol, violence and crime rate is increasing! Because we don’t take the word as a bad thing. Because “..kalau tak kau mati” means nothing.

Bad language is bad language. Today you make jokes with your friends because both of you are in good mood. But what if you say it when your friend is in bad mood? And we don’t have a big banner on opur head telling our friends whether we’re in which mood. Heck, we keep quiet if we’re in bad mood, right?

So please, guys…Lets change Malaysia by changing the nouns in our sentences.

I experienced this first hand during my underground years. Check out payabesarpedas.blogspot.com.

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irwan wrote on May 19, 2010 #13

Leave a comment, I won't bite ;)

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