Dear MR. Stalker,
I am not gay. So don’t ask me out again.
Sincerely and Seriously,
NH
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NoktahHitam is my alter ego. I am a nocturnal Web Developer at Laman7. Part time innovator, full time procrastinator.
NoktahHitam is my alter ego. I am a nocturnal Web Developer at Laman7. Part time innovator, full time procrastinator.
Dear MR. Stalker,
I am not gay. So don’t ask me out again.
Sincerely and Seriously,
NH
uik… RSS dlm masa 5 minit ni, ada 2 blog menafikan dia bukan Gay.
Apakah?
NoktahHitam replied #1
Lagi sorg sape?
asm@di replied #1
to paraphrase yoda, perhaps the gay force is strong with this one 
hehehe ramai sungguh gay…the most popular gay is khai
NoktahHitam replied #1
Khai mane plak ni.. ramai sgt khai aku kenal
khai yang p0opular ngan oh tuh..hahaha
NoktahHitam replied #1
JustKhai? Kenape plak orang kate die gay?
Azman Ishak replied #1
muehehehe… doser weh tuduh kengkawan macam tuh. ape ape pon.. gasak le depa. janji kite ingat tuhan sudeh.
*lame betoi tak berkomen kat sini. maklum le aku ni bukan pandai omputeh. kalau pendek pendek cenggini bleh ar komen.. haha.
~Kreuger® say hello to NH~
camtu kuar dgn ai bley x?
hahaha
ajak Eddie je. Ai tak nak lak u ajak? 
awak mesti kacak/sasa sampai ade gay stalker..peewiittt.
Eddie, stand still bro. Buktikan pada mereka 
let me kiss u eddie… whoahahaha 
NoktahHitam replied #1
Eheh.. Malas plak aku nak tarik hadis sepam, karang ade org terbakar..
aisyahkama replied #1
oh, kiss i tanak. kiss eddie nak plak… opss!
hmm. dulu nak kiss i. skang nak kiss orang lain plak. tamak eh..
byk2 game..bowling padang ko petik..seb baik ko tak ckp main petanque..hehe
could it be the stalker approached Ed after roughly indication of knowing Ed doing lawn bowling.
p/s: Is lawn bowling gay?
NoktahHitam replied #1
In every sports in the world, there’s must be a gayish side to it. I highly doubt lawn bowl is gay.
just wondering on which basis they considered u a gay..
so many gays now.. no wonder its hard to find single guys..not only competing with other hot chicks but we have to compete with guys as well!!
sigh 
Azman Ishak replied #1
ok.. if that so, how about start with me.
lol~ :XO:
Azman Ishak replied #1
oh oh oh… forget to mention:-
Womens only..
Lady are also…
Girls? 20x sebatan… tak mo…
muahahaha…
*just jokes to full the spam comment*
NoktahHitam replied #1
Probably on the fact that I wax my leg, shave every other day and hairstyle.
According to CIA (2007), 103 men : 100 women in Malaysia. Also, men likes hot and sexy girls for gf, not for a wife. So, if you keep up your game, you’d be safe.
HOW???!! haishhh.
NoktahHitam replied #1
No worries, I’m not stalking you. So you’re safe. I just wanted to read the poem, to remind myself.
u’r not gay???!!! damn!
okay bye.
NoktahHitam replied #1
Shouldn’t you be happy I’m not gay? At least you get a shot 
tho, i beg to differ.. only for a bit kut
NoktahHitam replied #1
SIOT! Tanak la belanje ko sushi dah!
hehehe… tu lah kau.. caye sgt kat aku lagi… …
takpe, aku leh blanje diri sendiri.
cepat cr doktor idaman hati~~~
NoktahHitam replied #1
Dah jumpe doktor idaman, cume tak pasti die nak bersama aku ke tak.
apakah sekarang dah ramai join dunia gay tempatan!? oh tidak. ha3.
NoktahHitam replied #1
Bole tahan ramai jugak. Tp aku rase pengkid lagi ramai.
i tak rs muka you muka gay.. apakah jadahnya.. lol.
Ignore the stalkerSSSSSSS .. They need to buy a piece of mirror to look the faces of themselves before they ’stalk’ on us ..
Hehe ..
kak jie dtg 2-3 kali sbb entri ni
aduhailahhhh..korang ni
gosh. i received one thru a call one nite.
“sorry.. wrong number”
uh. Alhamdulillah!
haha,gay berleluasa :kiss:
I had this nightmare of being plugged from behind by a gay. Mimpi ngeri yang tros melompatkan aku dari tilam empuk..tros tak bley tido smpai subuh. The worst nightmare to date!!
Wait till u have the same encounter…
NoktahHitam replied #1
If it happened 9 years ago, it wouldn’t be a surprise
You were always ahead of the flock 
NoktahHitam replied #1
Ini slander! 
err, I meant in a good fashion, bro. no offence.
NoktahHitam replied #1
Auuw… come on kidd, you know me better
im sorry for the email. didnt mean to stalk you.
…….
im kidding! it wasnt me. seriouslyyy.
eddie.. you make me melting when i see you smile.. wakakaa..!!
sapelah gerangan stalker itu ye.. esh3..
eddie. sorry la. ai tak sengaja buat you marah hari tu..
ai mintak maaf ok.
ROFL!
Who’s the stalker?
Wow… that must be awkward. 
Maybe he doesn’t know that you’re a guy. Stalkers these days… 
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