Some Deserves a Spank

It was Friday night, the start of the weekend. A short trip to golf and karaoke for me.

There was A, F, N, P and K at the karaoke. After screaming our emotions and unloading mental stress (that has been accumulated throughout the whole week), we find ourselves rejoicing our throat at a mamak stall nearby. Everyone looked tired and worn out. It was a great 3 hour session.

As we sat, P called the mamak to clean up the table and get our orders. No one entertained P. Poor P.

Soon, F called upon the mamak. He came and took our orders but didn’t clean up.

N, called for clean up. No response.

A, reminded them to clean up. Nada action.

After 10-15 minutes, the mamak delivered our drinks but have yet to clean up our table. By then, I was already done with my char keow teoy. Four efforts was done to get the mamak moving, sadly. It came to my turn to lube some gears. Ehem ehem, as I clear my throat.

HOI! TAKKAN NAK SERVE ATAS MEJE KOTOR? BERSIHKAN LAH!

Serves them right for being unhygienic.

ps: I define myself as collected and generally calm. I will always try to maintain polite no matter what. But sometimes, I need to address it differently. Hence the yelling.

pss: Have you heard what happened to my badminton racquet?

 

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Bersosial walau di mana-mana. wrote on March 23, 2010 #1

muahahaha…. bile nak ngeteh ngan nko lagi eddie.. aku nak gak tengok nko soud mamak shajahan macam tuh. itupon kalau dia lupa nak cuci meja la.

P/S: mamak kat pelita nasi kandar jalan ampang depa cakap kuat mandrem dowh. siap ade ustaz nampak ade monyet dok gaul-gaul dalam nasi customer. erm.. tak pasti berita ni dongeng atau benar. just RUMORS

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NoktahHitam replied #1

Shajahan tu tangkas jugak la. Tp kadang2 die agak siot, order milo ais, dapat teh ais. Tape, janji halalan toyibah!

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Kreuger wrote on March 23, 2010 #2

heh, mmg puas hati tgk mamak tuh kena sound, baru reti nak buat keje. apai kau x include skali dlm geng nih.

wow, first time dengar monyet gaul nasik, terer betul. kalau x pasti betul ke tak jangan sebarkan, namanya fitnah kalau x betul.

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NoktahHitam replied #1

A tu apai la kan? Sape lagi ade?

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wes pasti bukan wong jowo wrote on March 23, 2010 #3

A good look at your Yonex, and a good observation during your badminton game, I doubt the claim of ‘generally calm’ is true.

Pretty far from true, actually.

Forgive me if I’m wrong. Hahahahaha…….

ps: that was a good racket, honestly. Mine is Ti3.

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NoktahHitam replied #1

I did say, GENERALLY, that does not mean I can’t lost my temper 😛

Mine is Ti1 was it? The new one is much much better. But I have to say, you are VERY good at badminton!

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Mind replied #1

See the leg la, see the leg… hahahaha….

I play weekly with my colleagues, so it’s an exception la kan… Tak aci…

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NoktahHitam replied #1

Still bro, it’s an awesome feat!


Mind wrote on March 23, 2010 #4

haha.. padan muka dia.. buat pekak sangat.. mesti tatkala itu semua mata di kedai mamak tu memandang ke arah kamu bukan..? apa reaksi kawan-kawan kamu apabila kamu bertindak sedemikan.. pats on the back maybe..? hehe..

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NoktahHitam replied #1

Mane ade pats, semua pandang dgn muke terkejut. Hahaha

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nikillas wrote on March 24, 2010 #5

I would have left long time ago if it was me…

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NoktahHitam replied #1

It was 130 am, doubt we’d find another nearby place.

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bUL4N wrote on March 24, 2010 #6

ahaks. bangga eh wat cmtu? hehe.” generally calm”? haha.

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NoktahHitam replied #1

I don’t know where you’re getting at, but this is something neither you nor me can dictate whether I’m proud or not.

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akmar wrote on March 24, 2010 #7

serious eddie, mmg puas tgh muka mamak tu! garang jugak hang ni rupanya, no?

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NoktahHitam replied #1

Sekali sekale je garang. Dah askar tanak buat ape2, terpakse la civilian yg tegas :)

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apai wrote on March 24, 2010 #8

garang gile .

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asx wrote on March 25, 2010 #9

haha ade jugak mamak yang buat pekak, kadang kadang depa ni tak paham bahasa melayu sama.

‘apa mau makan?’
‘sudah order.’
Dia jerit sekuat hati ‘SUDAH ORDER SATU!’

Itu la yg terjadi kat ambo 😛

p/s : pe jadi kat reket mu? hehehe

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Zubaidah Arshad replied #1

haha. that’s funny

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blowie wrote on March 25, 2010 #10

Kedai mamak x laku kat Kelantan sebab banyak kedai makanan Melayu/ Siam yang lagi power rasanya.

*meleleh

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Affuan wrote on March 27, 2010 #11

I did say, GENERALLY, that does not mean I can’t lost my temper 😛

Mine is Ti1 was it? The new one is much much better. But I have to say, you are VERY good at badminton!

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Bruce wrote on May 19, 2010 #12

Leave a comment, I won't bite ;)

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