Roti Canai Phobia

Nothing better than a teh tarik and a roti canai to start your day.

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I went to my normal coffee shop. I ordered a Malaysian typical breakfast, roti telur and teh tarik. I dig in while it was still hot. Dipped in curry, I slipped a small piece in my mouth. It melted like butter on toast. The steam oozes out, reaching for the sky.

BLUEEEKKK.

I spit out the piece. It tasted horrible, way off the typical roti telur I knew. I picked up the plate and held it close to my nose. Yup, it’s rotten egg.

I complained and was offered another plate. I declined, paid and left.

Since then, I haven’t had roti canai (& it’s family) and kinda wondered how it tastes like. Thanks to that coffee shop, I’ve just introduced myself another phobia, roti telur other than deep sea diving.

Fact: A roti canai contains more fat than a nasi lemak.

Which reminded me of one peribahasa I created when I used to love baking. “Kerana telur sebiji, rosak bancuhan kek coklat“.

So what’s the best way to start your day? A pack of Biskut Tiger and soya bean.

ps: Selamat Malam semua (8 am)

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37 thoughts on “Roti Canai Phobia”

  1. best way to start ur day…
    eat low GI food such as oat (usually carbs with high fiber… i think) so that ur energy is constant throughout the day..

  2. ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww :mrgreen: sedap tak eddie? ๐Ÿ˜› hoho..

    a cup of hot coffee sudah memadai untuk mulakan harimu.. ๐Ÿ˜› lagi awake and bersemangat.. oat ke, cereal..

  3. ewww!! :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
    another reason for me not to eat out at what my mum calls “tempat sembarangan”

    Best morning fuel: oats+milo / cereal or muesli+soya bean ๐Ÿ™‚

  4. owh this’s about taste then,bukannye kesihatan..haih..i rest my case la kalo gitu,haha

    “It tastes pale and dull..(gaya Calvin & Hobbes).Suddenly the big gulp of icky oat became a giant monster. It invaded the house and searched for eddy. Luckily a transformer-like robot which is actually a USB drive (refer to eddy’s older post) kills the oat monster”

    just eat the damn oat,u spoil brat!! ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜€

  5. right.some people were born to be something.regardless of their gender.omg,it’s adorable that u bake.

  6. Correct me if im wrong,but i heard the Japs eat bfast like it is lunch, and eat lunch like its bfast.Yeah roti canai high in fatties, it could cause me to postpone my lunch to 3pm if i had 1 during bfast.They say capati is healthier..but the taste to me..”pale and dull”..even with curry kaw.

  7. I guess so but it’s more to “Wei tata, kau tu pompuan, tapi tak reti masak! Si Ed ni pun reti buat kek! Buat malu kaum aje lau kau ni!” something like that.

  8. kurang asam la itu tukang masak. :vangry: dah lama xmakan roti canai.tukar to toasted bread.
    best way to start your day
    for me Chips Ahoy cookies + a cup of milk=heaven! ๐Ÿ˜€

  9. โ€œIt tastes pale and dull..(gaya Calvin & Hobbes).Suddenly the big gulp of icky oat became a giant monster. It invaded the house and searched for eddy. Luckily a transformer-like robot which is actually a USB drive (refer to eddyโ€™s older post) kills the oat monsterโ€

  10. โ€œIt tastes pale and dull..(gaya Calvin & Hobbes).Suddenly the big gulp of icky oat became a giant monster. It invaded the house and searched for eddy.

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