Puan, Awak Rabun ke Ape?

It was a hot sunny Saturday afternoon, I lay in my room semi nude reading through an old edition of Auto Trader. “I have to go out”, I told myself, I was just that bored. Despite the piercing sun, I grabbed a few of dad’s clubs and my black leather glove. I’m going out to hit some balls and maybe improve myself in the process. Yes, golf is a drug I’m addicted to.

I arrived shortly, thanks to fully charged Jenny.

I wore a black cap which I found on the rear seat (I have no idea to whom it belongs to) and took all the necessary equipments. Unlike other golfers who brings their whole set, I travel light, so 4 clubs is good enough.

Once I got the ball from the counter, I glanced through, searching for an empty spot. When all of a sudden a makcik screams from a far, FAHRIN AHMAD. Her high pitched scream forced me to squirmed my eyes in agony. With an eye open, I looked the other way around, wondering, who is this Fahrin Ahmad guy. (I’d be lying if I told you I don’t know who he is, well, I think I know).

Eh Eh, buat tak nampak plak. Dah lama awak main golf?

The next thing I know, she was standing before me.

Kak, mana Fahrin Ahmad?” I asked her.

She stared at me, analyzing my face per dot inch. I didn’t know what to do, so I stood still while keeping an eye on her as she swindled right to left.

Oh, salah orang!” and she left.

What the Faaaaaaaaaa….

Either that mak cik is delusional or she forgot her glasses. I think it’s the latter. Anyway.

ps: A silent reader of mine is getting engaged this March. I’m so happy for you babe, but that also means another soon-to-be-missed friend. Oh well 😉

 

There are 30 Comments for “Puan, Awak Rabun ke Ape?”

hahahahahaahahah
i sooo like this post!

fahrin, eh eddie.. will u marry me :”>
muahahahaha

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soot wrote on January 25, 2010 #1

HAHAHAHAHAHA 😀

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xun wrote on January 26, 2010 #2

omg! not you, please -____-”

hahaha. anyway, nice post la. heh, 1st time kot komen dekat sini sebab ingatkan blog ni milik fahrin ahmad. oopss 😛

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NoktahHitam replied #1

1st time? Really? Pernah bace ke pon? I slalu gile bace your writing, but never comment. *segan* 😛

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chokilala replied #1

yup. 1st time komen. read your blog too, dulu macam selalu fikir “writing mamat ni agak poyo, malas nak komen”. LOL. but since dah selalu nampak dekat twitter, dah xrasa poyo kot. haha. sama-sama malu, mungkin berjodoh sikit dengan fahrin ahmad fake kot *wink*

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NoktahHitam replied #1

poyo? wow.. thats a bad first impression. i should improve on that.


chokilala wrote on January 26, 2010 #3

take it as compliment.. maybe u r kacak like Fahrin Ahmad.. XD

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NoktahHitam replied #1

yeah right. FAR from it ok!

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nikillas wrote on January 26, 2010 #4

nice one…

tapi better Fahrin Ahmad daripada mawi…
hahhahha..

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NoktahHitam replied #1

Ini aku sangat setuju!

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sankai wrote on January 26, 2010 #5

gile ensem abang edwin aku ni .. haha
:)

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NoktahHitam replied #1

Mmg! Baru tahu?

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oDiN wrote on January 26, 2010 #6

huhu..
ade muka artis tuh~

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kyo_9 wrote on January 26, 2010 #7

what the faaaaa..

hahahahahaha..
nice one. 😀

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Fawwaz wrote on January 26, 2010 #8

makcik tu baru baca berita pasal fahrin ahmad nangis tu. sbb tu di mana-mana nampak fahrin.

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cik simpankira wrote on January 26, 2010 #9

delusional wannabe. oh gosh.

p.s: nasib baik bro xmengaku fahrin. hahah.

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NoktahHitam replied #1

No way aku nak mengaku what I’m clearly not

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alone wrote on January 26, 2010 #10

o em gee. what makes her so yakin. lawak sih…

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nono wrote on January 26, 2010 #11

ada la siket2

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NoktahHitam replied #1

jauh kot apai. by the way, weekend ni ade batch nye futsal jom datang main!

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apai wrote on January 26, 2010 #12

wakakakkakak.. this is hilarious.. i really wanna meet u in person.. wakakkakakaa..

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Lolo wrote on January 27, 2010 #13

hye fahrin ahmad. linda onn sehat? hahaha.

seriously funny.

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aisyahkama wrote on January 27, 2010 #14

petande nak belager pusat 😛

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blowie wrote on January 27, 2010 #15

whose ur silent reader tu?hehe

abg fahrin nak sign!!!! hehe fahrin bkn taller than u ke eddie? hehe.. wah3! abis la ko jadi bahan..haha komen si blowie petanda nak berlage pusat! hahaha..

lupe nak komen..but if first promote this link to twitter..haha ramai gelak2 jer ari ko post ni..haha

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Roslan wrote on January 29, 2010 #16

nasib baik the makcik did not mistaken you for zakwan adha and said “betul ke awak ni songsang?”

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zacharias wrote on January 29, 2010 #17

hahahahahah lawak siot kali neh. hehe :)

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KNizam wrote on January 30, 2010 #18

teknik baru si awek nak menacle eddie yang tengah khusyuk hayun kayu golf la tuh.. nko cakap ar kat dia.. elelelele… tektik lame dik non oii.. hahaha..

demmit~

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Kreuger wrote on January 30, 2010 #19

Edwin janji bakal ceritakan tentang nama Edwin, bukan Fahri kot… 😉

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Polka wrote on January 30, 2010 #20

Fahrin Ahmad????

you’re more like Aaron Aziz hahaha….

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Mind wrote on January 30, 2010 #21

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