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Pemandu Perasan Gile

There I was, doing 90kmh taking my sweet time over taking cars on the fastest lane. Until I saw an Orange MyVi, I slowed down. There were 2 girls inside the car and I’m not sure they’re hot or not. It was dark and obviously I had to focus on driving.

The driver’s door wasn’t properly shut, so I honked them, worrying of their safety.

I honked again. Raising my hand, trying to get some attention. She looked at me and pretended she didn’t see me.

The third time I honked, she raised her hand as if refusing to communicate. WTF?

Eventhough I am driving a souped-up Gen2 with nasty looks and peeled paints, doesn’t mean I’m trying to get girls on the road! What more while driving! Obviously I know a better technique to get a girl’s number. Shessh. Perasan gile ok!

Down-shifted and sped back to chase the traffic.

It left me puzzled for minute there. Here I am, concerned about their safety while they tried hard to refuse my good-will gesture.

It’ll probably be too late to tell her, “I told you so”, when she’s thrown out of her car.

ps: I can imagine her telling her friends, someone is trying to woo her on the road. Ko igt ko abes comel la?

pss: That’s not my car, in case you’re wondering. Bad ass pipping exhaust, good design but fail air flow.

 

There are 53 Comments for “Pemandu Perasan Gile”

gosh. jadi benda yang sama dalam tahun lepas. girl jugak. tapi kes bonet keta terbukak. muka boleh tahanlah, tapi perasan kita nak ngorat dia.

“saya bukan nak ngorat akaklah! bonet tu! bonet!”

dia berhenti (dan mungkin selepas tu tutup bonet) oh. hanya Tuhan saja tahu perasaan dia time tu. hoho.

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NoktahHitam replied #1

HAHAHAHAHA PHAILED!

Perempuan Malaysia ni, cepat betul perasan. Stop sikit, org igt nak ngurat. Pirraaaaaahhhh

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MK replied #1

“Saya bukan nak ngorat akaklah!”

Haha, terbaek ^_^

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alone wrote on November 22, 2009 #1

Fail air flow. Somehow, it sounds ironic hahaha. Bukan sebab air flow ke yang sebabkan Gennie masuk wad dulu?

PS: bila keta ko nak jadi cam kat atas ni? Boleh tahan gak, except for the tail pipe haha…Kalau hujan lebat, saja je tadah…

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NoktahHitam replied #1

Hahaha. That was my bad, main redah je banjir. I should have followed other cars. BTW, that Cold air intake is back on. This time, I won’t let Jenny drink water from her nose :D

Gen2′s engine characteristic is very significant. S-flow pipping for top speed, straight flow for acceleration (I think all cars are like that). But for the car above, well.. I can safely say, it’ll be stuck at 160kmh, poor FC, loud as hell. What’s the point of driving an annoying car?

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Mind replied #1

Yup. Straight flow for more efficiently distributed horse power, in other word, for acceleration. Poor FC, couldn’t agree more with that.

Btw, your cold air intake is being relocated or still at the same place? Kalau sama cam dulu, then lesson un-learned la haha…

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NoktahHitam replied #1

Lesson un-learned :D But the thing is bro, when the accident happened I was the one who rushed into the flood. I didn’t even try to avoid it. Hahaha.


Mind wrote on November 22, 2009 #2

susah juga eh? niat nak buat perkara baik disalah ertikan (hu3). nak suruh berhenti kang, ditelefonya polis, lagi parah.

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megat wrote on November 22, 2009 #3

hahhaha..perasan punya pompuan..

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NoktahHitam replied #1

Banyaknye free time ko apai

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apai wrote on November 22, 2009 #4

penah laki cute bwk moto ketuk tingkap kete ms kat traffic light… ingatkan dia nak ngorat, rupanya2 lampu kete tak pasang.. hahaha…. btw, pompuan mmg perasan. :)

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NoktahHitam replied #1

Hehe malu tak rase mcm tu?

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k3i replied #1

tak rs malu sbb tak marah2 pun, cuma pelik tgk dia…. nway, i did say thanx~ (angkat tangan n senyum nampak gigi je la) :D

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NoktahHitam replied #1

I mean segan! Alahaii.. salah ayat plak.

Pernah satu mase dulu, bus dok horn2. Igtkan ape laa.. Rupenye same case, lampu tak pasang. Segan pon ade jugak. Ye laa dah bertahun2 bawak kete, lampu kete pon terlupe nak on. Terase sedikit keseganan :P


k3i replied #1

owh, jgn ditny la~~ SANGAT SEGAN!! sengih macam kerang busuk dah.
tp, malaysians (specially laki) kan ade mind setting,

” ala…..pompuan ~~~biasa la…”
” hmmm… pompuan~~~”
” hah! tu mesti pompuan!!, drve mcm tu”

dr segi +ve, bagus la! at least org x ckp

” bangang, takde otak ke???”
” mangkok ni , macamm bagosss!! xreti nak bg signal?”
” oi, nak tercirit ke??? mcm pelesit”

HAHAHA

so, keseganan pompuan kalo tak psg lampu tu, kurang skit kot nak dbandingkan ngn laki. sekian. :p


NoktahHitam replied #1

Atau memandu tanpa lesen. Selalu polis lepaskan kalau mak-mak drive.


k3i wrote on November 22, 2009 #5

“There was 2 girls…”

should be “There were 2 girls…”

anyway, you’ve done your part. ape2 berlaku kat dorang, nasib la.

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NoktahHitam replied #1

Oh! Dah betul kan, baru perasan :D

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Tyra wrote on November 22, 2009 #6

kebanyakan perempuan memang paranoid dengan orang yang tak kenal. nak buat macam mane, malaysia ni memang banyak perompak, perogol, peragut. bukan niat dihati nak perasan org mengorat, sebaliknye perasan ade orang nak memperlakukan yang macam2. better not get involve with any strangers and look for trouble. w’pun niat encik ni baik, tak kirala bawak kete gen.2 or merc for that matter saye mmg takkan pandang kiri kanan, lagi-lagilah waktu malam.

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atreyu strange replied #1

Kinda agree to this statement above. If you think girls perasan sgt, well, girls think that guys asyik nak mengorat! Kitorang pun naik menyampah jugak ok.

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NoktahHitam replied #1

Well yeah, guys mmg kaki ngurat, but I think that depends on place and time. Sambil driving takkan nak ngurat kot? My case was door tak rapat, WHAT IF tayar die dah pancit, tp die jalan je, tak sedar. Lagi critical tu.

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atreyu strange replied #1

NH, naif ek ko nih. My fren ngorat awek dia ngan care tersebut – sambil driving ngorat. You want to interview how he did that? Hahaha!


NoktahHitam replied #1

Sambil driving ngurat? Hoh! Hebat! Anyway, better be safe than sorry.

ps: Tp kalau bole drift sambil bancuh kopi, itu lagi hebat.


bukanputeri86 replied #1

senang2 je bawa white board n marker.. tulis msg anda dan tunjuk.. pasti mudah difahami niat murni anda.. =) peace


NoktahHitam replied #1

dari nak tolong, tak pasal diri sendiri accident. Takpe, terime kasih saje la atas nasihat anda.


NoktahHitam replied #1

Nasib baik tak bawak kete sedare sy, siap ade Hailer macam kete polis. “Cik, PINTU CIK TAK RAPAT!”

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iibz wrote on November 22, 2009 #7

NH + Jalan Raya + Awek + Kereta = Super HERO!

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Sweet Thinker wrote on November 22, 2009 #8

eh, benda camni penah jadi kat aku la..

aku ngan membe kene honked dgn 1 kete naza ria tapi muka dia gila serius, cuak dan merisaukan seolah bagi sign

“ada mayat bawah kereta korang!”

serius kiteorang cuak time tu, tapi buat-buat cool dan sempat bergurau senda, kemudian berenti kat tepi jalan dan rupa-rupanya selendang aku jatuh menyapu jalan..

ciskek, rosak selendang aku..

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atreyu strange replied #1

wei pin, mane leh bagi example nih. time tu yg tegur kite, pompuan! haha. tapi seyes dowh, muke seyes dia xleh blah. mmg cuak sial!

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cikpin wrote on November 23, 2009 #9

haha. kelakar. tapi mungkin awex2 tu ingat ko nk ngorat dia. tp bahaya gak eh pintu tak tutup rapat. myvi ni takde sistem alarm yg bg warning ke kalau pintu tak tutup rapat? Y__Y

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Lady Nass wrote on November 23, 2009 #10

well, misunderstands happens in life,
and yeah, girls are like that.
boys too. *pasal ngorat-ngorat tu*
so, it’s a win win situation aight?
haha,
poor the ladies.
;D

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Fawwaz wrote on November 23, 2009 #11

haha.

“ko ingat ko abes comel la?”

agreed dengan statement iibz. jadi perempuan zaman dah nak kiamat ni memang lebih paranoid dari biasa. duduk dalam kereta pun boleh kena ragut dekat sebelah apatah lagi kalau ada orang tak kenal tegur2 dari luar kereta. lainkali mungkin tak payah lambai ke ape ke, better hon je macam orang gila. mungkin lebih senang dapat perhatian barangkali.

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Lontong replied #1

Yelah mmg dah ramai perempuan pelacur suka keluar malam2, pastu tak ttup pintu rapat2, pastu salahkan polis tak jalankan tugas (memang pun), dduk rumah layan internet jek la lg selamatkan (kat rumah pun ada kes rompak) selamat ke? bagus juga idea hon bnyak2 org nak ragut pun takut kerana “GILA”.

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NoktahHitam replied #1

Ni ape yg ko merapik ni?

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NoktahHitam replied #1

Kalau horn mcm orang gile, itu dah kire pencemaran bunyi. 3 kali max. Lebih dari tu, pandai2 sendiri la.

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famia wrote on November 24, 2009 #12

Perempuan yang berkereta selalunya hidung tinggi. Sebab apa? kerana mata had paras dashboard jadi kena dongak la baru nampak jalan, tu yang hidung nampak tinggi miahaha

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haritz wrote on November 24, 2009 #13

pompuan bawak kete bang oi.. memang banyak masalah.. bila dah eksiden baru nak menggelabah.. haha

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samanosuke_04 wrote on November 24, 2009 #14

stupidass women driver! they shouldnt be allowed to run a car, the only machine they should run is a washing machine.

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k3i replied #1

yea rite~ dats why guys like u, stinks!!
dun even noe which button to press.

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naz wrote on November 24, 2009 #15

eddie sbb ko ensem la tu..haha..tu dia pasan org nk ngorat dia.ko patut cakap..aku ade doctor la…tak kisah la u ni..hahaha

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NoktahHitam replied #1

HAHAHA mampus kene menjerit la. Kete aku bising siot. Engine macam motoboat. Ntah ape problem aku pon tatau.

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Roslan Nazri wrote on November 25, 2009 #16

Most of the time, it is not about being perasan. It is because of the chaotic world that we are living in rite now with rampant cases being reported every hour that makes us, women, become extra careful on the road. Yes, we know that you care for our safety, as we do too, but the probability of being bullied and being taken for granted while on the road during odd hours are relatively high.

Men are handsome, but they are lot more handsome if they behave well and love other road users. Pity to those who are naive and good men out there. Because of a lot of rotten minds on the road makes us, (all beautiful) women, can’t help but being perasan.

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NoktahHitam replied #1

Pardon my naivety, although people kept telling, ONE does NOT make a DIFFERENCE, I say it does. And I would pretty much fight to be that ‘One’, so should everyone else.

Open up a bit. Not every man dream of getting under those pants. You have to evaluate on case-to-case basis and not generalize the whole lot.

ps: But I do agree with you. Some commentators (above) are rascals.

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zara wrote on November 25, 2009 #17

i wind down to tell the lady that her car door was not shut properly,
instead, she came down to check her BOOT LOL!

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TV wrote on November 25, 2009 #18

hahaha! memang gitu kot, asal laki try to ‘communicate’ on the road mesti either nak ngorat or nak merompak.

maybe the guys alert bit, once any car next to them honk and making gestures, it must be referring to their car ehe.

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NoktahHitam replied #1

“Mesti nak ngorat..” why can’t girls see that as a compliment?

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bongkersz wrote on November 26, 2009 #19

itulah perempuan. Perasan lebih. Haha..

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titan wrote on December 1, 2009 #20

len kali wt bodo jer. bia derang tergolek.. :p

btw. myvi takde indicator pintu tak tutup rapat ker?

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mr.eims @ healthaware wrote on December 29, 2009 #21

LOL kalau org camtu I usually try to ‘listen’ to what they’r saying. sekali tetiba tayar pancit tak perasan bahaya wooo. unless kalau dia buat muka gatal mcm perogol semacam, barulah I buat tak pandang. ahahah

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Aisyah Rozi wrote on January 12, 2010 #22

Assalamualaikum,

tiba2 terbaca pulak blog nih.. :P

memang x patutlaa bila pompuan perasan dia tengah dingorat, dan lelaki pulak kata pompuan x pandai bawak kete.. psikologi org atas jalan raya ni lain2..

bersangka baik itu lagi baik dari segala2nya, dari anggap org tu nak mengorat ataupun nak merompak.. Insya Allah

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Dami wrote on January 21, 2010 #23

asalnye nk tgk garmin, pastu terperangkap dekat gambar kete.. terus baca.. demm lawak…

ingat ko bawak kete ni pastu honk2 dia.. kalo aku pun cuak.. keh keh..

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chuya wrote on April 8, 2010 #24

Nice car…….

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Looking for a car? wrote on June 4, 2010 #25

Nice car……

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Looking for a car? wrote on June 4, 2010 #26

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