Pakcik Jaga Nepal

On normal working days, I’d park my car around the office compound. Almost all the time I was greeted by the friendly Nepal guards, “Morning Boss”.

To be reasonably humble, you can’t just reply with “Morning”. You must initiate a short conversation. The routine is, “Sudah makan?”. Their usual response is “Sudah” and followed by a smile that stretches from ear to ear. The same question echoes whether I got back from lunch or meeting, without fail, I’d ask the same question and get the usual reply.

Over the pass 4 weeks, it has become a muscle brain for them. Even without saying anything, they’d say “Sudah” and I’d smile in return.

Today I arrived early.

I locked my car and walked towards them. From afar, they raised their hand, much like saluting Hitler. As I passed them, I asked my routine question, only this time, with a slight of improvisation.

“Sudah BERAK?”

“Sudah”, he answered confidently with a huge grin.

“Bagus!” with my hand covering my mouth, I giggled my way up the slope. PWNED!

It took him a few seconds to digest. By then, I was already at the main entrance. He turned and shouted, “BOSS, SAYA BELUM BERAK” and we laughed horribly loud.

ps: The guys smoking outside the entrance was rather puzzled when the guard shouted those impolite words.

pss: Tomorrow, I’ll buy them lunch, to make up for me ridiculing him.

 

There are 39 Comments for “Pakcik Jaga Nepal”

‘sudah’ baca (he3).

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NoktahHitam replied #1

Sudah bosss~~ Hahaha

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megat wrote on January 7, 2010 #1

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!

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NoktahHitam replied #1

Gelak kuat-kuat kah?

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finafedora wrote on January 7, 2010 #2

jahat la weh. tak baik.

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NoktahHitam replied #1

Mmg laa tak baik. Aku test BM die je. Cekap ke tak 😛

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shandye wrote on January 7, 2010 #3

jahat!

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NoktahHitam replied #1

Ko baru tau aku jahat? Igtkan dah lame

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xun wrote on January 7, 2010 #4

Siot je.

Yang Nepal tu pun satu hal. Dah figured out the word, tayah la jerit kuat2 to correct the earlier mistake.

Hahaha.

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NoktahHitam replied #1

It’s early morning bro, 730 am camtu. No one was there except for kaki pompoy kt lobby.

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Mind replied #1

This reminds me of my Bangla story. I’ll post it in my blog.

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Mind wrote on January 7, 2010 #5

Heheh, cute. At least your Nepalese guard Did take the trouble to fully digest what you said!

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NoktahHitam replied #1

I wanted to test his Malay language, turns out, he does understand other than “Sudah”

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Michelle wrote on January 7, 2010 #6

hahahaahahah u make my day lah
mmg lawak giler ko

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NoktahHitam replied #1

Dulu aku study jauh2, aku cakap Melayu je dgn mat salleh. Semua blur haram. Best siot!

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KNizam replied #1

aku kat sini lagi la. kalau nak borak b melayu, kena proper melayu, cannot rojak sebab nanti depa tahu. hehe

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KNizam wrote on January 7, 2010 #7

nakal sungguh kamu.. hahahahaha..!!

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nikillas wrote on January 8, 2010 #8

ahahaha.. nice :p

jgn lupa belikn makanan esok.. hehe

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zaryl wrote on January 8, 2010 #9

I liiike pakcik jaga too! ^)^

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MK wrote on January 8, 2010 #10

cute! hehehe

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lydiarayyan wrote on January 8, 2010 #11

eddie ni memang camni
suke sakat orang
hahahahaha

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NoktahHitam replied #1

Kepuasan max bile kite sakat orang

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soot wrote on January 8, 2010 #12

nakal 😛

it reminds me of one occasion where the photographer replaced the usual, boring “say cheese” with “say berak” during photo session.

the expression captured in the photo = priceless! haha

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NoktahHitam replied #1

The said photographer doesn’t happen to share the same name as me kan? 😛

ps: I did the same thing too 😛

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Lolo replied #1

haha.. now i know u guys like the word ‘berak’ wakakakaka

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sUe wrote on January 8, 2010 #13

hak3.. dah bleh predict ape yang ko nak buat.. hehe, best gak. Sayangnye kat tempat aku takde pakgad camtue, kalo tak jadik mangsa gak dia.. hoho

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samanosuke_04 wrote on January 8, 2010 #14

hahahahahaha,pandai ko pekena guard2 tuh.

berak…ekekekeke

mau lepas ni dia dengar dan paham betul2 baru bagi respon 😛

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blowie wrote on January 8, 2010 #15

haha…klakar giler.. Mungkin jawapan ‘Sudah’ tu sudah menjadi skema jawapan kepada beliau. keke..Mungkin esok, anda kena tanya soalan sudah mandi??haha..mungkin tak dapat jawapan lain…hehs..

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doyotcomcom wrote on January 8, 2010 #16

sudah mandi boss?

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Kujie wrote on January 9, 2010 #17

hahahaha. main jawab je diorang tu ye.

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buzzybug wrote on January 9, 2010 #18

aku gelak guling-guling dowh. sakit perut aku. haha. tak senonoh betul kau ni. si nepal tu plak lurus bendul pegi jawab kuat2.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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mrkay wrote on January 9, 2010 #19

hahaha .. teringat arwah apak cerita .. masa dia pi check up … dr tanya ….

“ada kuntut??”

hahahahha

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jijah wrote on January 9, 2010 #20

gila lawak.. hahaha… Tak pernah dibuat orang…

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chempaka wrote on January 12, 2010 #21

Aduh, terkentut gua baca. Maybe I should try that with the pak jaga manning the pondok guarding my neighbourhood.

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Silencers wrote on January 13, 2010 #22

I like, awesome!
Make sure to get them good stuff too! 😀

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Munirah wrote on January 13, 2010 #23

hahahaha…
cekap jugak pak guard nepal tu tangkap ape ko cakap.
next time surely dia watch out ape ko cakap dgn dia.
hahahaha…

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dr.aku.la wrote on January 16, 2010 #24

hahaha. 😛 LOL.

by the way, belanja tak diorang makan? 😛

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aishah wrote on January 25, 2010 #25

eddie, i pun dah berak dah tadi. ahahahaha

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Aisyah Rozi wrote on February 8, 2010 #26

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