I’ve emailed Negaraku! users to inform of the get together. In my opinion, this is a great way to meet friendly strangers. Life4Hire planned the whole thing, I’m just helping him with mass communication and forms.

There was a complaint about the location of the gathering, about me choosing a place close to my house, for my own personal convenient. Well, let me set your head straight.

• The place is far from my house. It about 45 minutes (car)
• The place is managed by friends. We get to book table as many as we want and stay for as long as we want without feeling guilty.
• The food is fantastic (or so I was told)
• If you don’t want to come, don’t come. We’re not even begging for attendees.

Ok, enough rambling. Again, the details as follows:

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As a business owner, I cannot refrain myself from entertaining hot prospects. No matter how small their budget is, I’ll find ways to give my sincerest advice.

Yesterday was different. I received a call from a lead. He explained what he wanted in his web blah, blah, blah this that. I’m sure I could fill the blank field he left. The web is my playground, peanuts…

“I want it by Monday if possible”, in his snobbish bossy style.

So I explained in great detail of how I imagined it to be until it comes down to the cost, roughly 5-digits.

“What?” he yelled on the phone. “If I ask a non-bumi, I could fetch the price for RM500++ . Why are you charging so much? Are you trying to cheat me? So this is how a Malay do business, greedy and sneaky”, he bombarded.

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Muslims are obligated to reply a salam. However, I find it rather strange when girls give me ‘that’ look.

I was walking along the Ramadhan Bazaar, I passed some random chick and conveyed my salam. They gave me ‘that’ look, the WTF look. Note, random, not just pretty and hot ones.

I did not asked for their name. Nor did I asked for their telephone number. Just a simple ‘Assalamualaikum’, no and is not harassing at all.

I wore a decent white T and blue jeans, far from the cries of a liberating street rapist, who’d pull girls off the sidewalk and rape them in the back alley, with ‘hamsters’ (rats) witnessing the deflowering.

Come on, I look better than that. You and I know it.

So if a salam is unanswered, what other ways to say hi for fun?

“Hi, you have a nice rack!”, would certainly land me slap. Most definitely.

“Hi, you’re cute, what’s your number?” too direct, scares me too.

“Hi, you a doctor? My sudden protracted cardiac arrhythmia makes me think I’m falling for you”, very rare to bump into doctors unless I’m somewhere around Medical School.

“Hi, I’d like to be more than just your brother in Islam”, not much kick to it.

Then I shall resort to my last pick up line, “Hi, I need to break my fast. Can I have a date?”

Oh well.

ps: So girls, what best way to say hi for no reason?

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Sometimes I wonder, why do these people go to great length to prove their loyalty to God? If God loves you, He wouldn’t want you to hurt yourself. If He hates you, you might already be dead.

Maybe it’s their way to repent of their sins.
Maybe it’s their way of saying thank you?
I don’t know. This is something out of my league.

But I’m grateful, I am only required to fast for 14 hours. (I’ve done 48 hours without food in a survival camp)

On other note, please sign this petition, Cure to Spinal Muscular Atrophy. Watch the video and you’ll understand.

[flash http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_pL0kMvlcg]

thanks Mike. This is a petition in US but we can always import the cure to this genetic disease.

ps: I like the ‘drill’ guy

pss: Yes, I like kids.

This is a simple post in response to a tag by Life4Hire

1. What is the most important thing in your life?
Money. Without money there’d be no wedding, no marriage, no family, no love.

2. What is the last thing that you bought with your own money?
Allucid. Something for tummy ache.

3. Where do you wish to get married?
In my back yard with BBQ pit and stuff. I’m simple yet complicated.

4. How old do you think you will be permanently owned by your love?
Until I found another lover.

5. Are you in love?
Nope. Lust, yes. Yes, one way street.

6. Where was the last restaurant you had dinner?
Istana Hotel, ramadhan buffet.

7. Name the latest book that you bought?
Ten Minute, Tums & Bums (workout book)

8. What is your full name
You don’t need to know.

9. Do you prefer your mother or father?
Mom’s love, dad’s money.

10. Name a person that you really wish to meet in real life for the first time.
Muhammad SAW.

11. Christina or Britney?
Britney, when she’s young.

12. Do you do your own laundry?
Sometimes.

13. The most exciting place you want to go?
Bed, ‘magical’ things happen there, e.g. dreaming, guling-guling and play PSP.

14. Hugs or kisses?
Hugs. Kisses. Cuddles.

15. Point out 5 things about the person who tagged you.
Life4Hire, a selfless guy.

16. 8 things I am passionate about.
The Web, Malaysian politics, rugby, shoes, computer, technology, cars and motorcyles.

17. 8 things I say too often.
Shit, Damn, Gile, Setan, Lahanat, Fuck, Oh? and astaghfirullah.

18. 8 books I’ve read recently.
Ibadah Haji & Umrah, Quran and the book I bought above. I don’t remember the rest.

19. 8 songs I could listen to over and over again. (listen my tape)

• Marie Digby – Unfold
• Yui – Tokyo
• Pachebel – Cannon in D (minor)
• Sudirman – Pelangi Petang
• Warrant – Heaven
• All American Rejects – Dance Inside
• American HiFi – Flavor of the Weak
• Fenix TX – Tearjerker

20. 8 things I learned last year.

• Plucking nostril hair hurts like bitch, but pleasing.
• I can never chase a moving car
• Jumping from 2nd floor hurts my nuts more than my knees.
• I can’t fly.
• If I were Spiderman, I’d rob a bank.
• Losing 10kg is easier said than done.
• Survive with RM5 for the whole week.
• Doctor with stethoscope dangling around her neck makes me weak.

21. 8 people to tag.

• Nurnana - Ramadhan and fasting is not about food
• MiraSilentEve – I miss ‘home’ too
• Elafyf - I don’t know you but I will get to know
• AkuSape – Aku, Kau dan Hantu
• MyOnlyPink – Pink is the color of my heart :XO:
• Kujie2 – kuchi kuchi ku?
• Elaynie - Surgeon (to-be), if you got the time, do this
• NuniNuraina – Doctor (to-be), you too, do this if you’re free