Nufflets Ads Plugin for WordPress

I guess this is what WordPress users are waiting for, a plugin for the new Nufflets.

Nufflets was released on Christmas07. I wont bore you with details, you can have a look at their blog instead. In short it’s a contextual advertisement network. Shorter words, Adsense Clone.

Features

1. Automatically insert Nufflets ads in to your blog posts.
2. Code is dynamically inserted into your existing and new posts.
3. Choose not to show ads in a post by using tag
4. Choose where to start the ads in a post by using tag
5. Choose the position, color and size of your ads.

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Just Some Stupid Ramblings.

Adsense on our community portal? Are you earning from us? Please share the income with others. -remarks by some dude.

As seen above, my all time Adsense is only USD6.06. That is very low. Why? Because I hate advertisement. In every website I make, I want to pour my whole heart out and not just some half-bake idea. To be frank, I gained nothing from the community portal. Anyway, I removed it. HAPPY?

I DON’T GET PAID to do all this chores. Do you really like to monitor the site every single day? Ensure that there’s no security breach? Spent a few sleepless night to ensure that the bugs are fixed? Use my own pocket money for everyones’ sake (domain and hosting)? Take out my own fun time just to fuck the website? Do you think I got no fucking life?

All the merchandise I made for the community, do you think I earned anything? Let’s not forget my phone bills? fuel? time? effort? professional fees? I even topped with my bloody money in some cases to make it affordable. Did I ever asked anything in return? Fuck it man. Just fuck it.

Sometimes when you have been relentlessly selfless, you deserve an acknowledgment or at least a pat on the back. What if I were to say, in my case non of those happened? You just had to complain behind my back, bitch about it, all my “hidden agendas” & shit. I do wonder from time to time, why am I doing all this fucking shit? Oh right, because no one else wants to do it! Anyway, I wont quit because a few stench remarks was made. This is democracy, MAJORITY RULES!

I’ll introduce to you a magic word which us Malaysians failed to comprehend, EMPATHY. link to wikipedia. Read and practice, be the better person, if not for the nation, religion, or even yourself, do it for you kids.

Loser’s Guide to Hooking Up

Eddie, how do you hook up?

I’ve been asked this question so many times. I just have to write about it. 10 points to help a LOSER.

Is it easy? NO. The first thing you need is guts (but the right kind). Everybody fears the word “rejection”. Take me as an example, 3 out of 10 girls I randomly encounter will converse with me. When the conversation starts, I would know her worthiness (depth of knowledge etc.). When the conversation peaks, I would tell them I have other things to do and ask them is it possible to continue this conversation some other time. If she’s into it, she will pull out her mobile and ask for my number. I’d tell her to miss call me and leave the scene. It looks easy, no?

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Kisah Seram Order Tengah Malam

Kisah ini berlaku ketika aku menuntut di sekolah berasmara berasrama penuh pada tahun 2000.

Aku seperti biasa, tidaklah nakal, tidaklah baik sgt, orang selalu menggelarkan aku, “eddie gile”. Dalam kegilaan aku, aku tetap study sampai pukul 3 pagi tiap2 hari (dan bgn 630pg eh). Berpakaian shorts sahaja, aku sering ditegur oleh warden2 yg buat rounding, mahu pujian ataupun desakan menyuruhku tido, aku berkeras tiap hari utk menyekang mata, tekad utk belajar dan berjaya dalam SPM.

Pada suatu malam, aku berasa sangat lapar kerana skip makan malam dining hall. Aku membuat pencatuan bersama kawan2 se-dorm. Aku cuma perlu cari 5 order untuk dapatkan percuma satu. Aku target yg percuma je. Setelah dikutip order, aku membuat placing order di pondok telepon berhampiran. Ok, amek kol 245am, kata che nah, kedai makan tepi station keretapi.

Tepat pukul 240am, aku pergi mengejutkan member ku, Kenet untuk menemaniku ambil order melalui kawasan gelap belakang sekolah. Kenet bangun sambil mengosok mata, seraya berkata, kejap aku gi toilet jap. Kerana sifat malas, aku melompat keluar tingkap menghala ke rendezvous point berseorangan sambil menggaru perut yg lapar.

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PMR Result MCKK: Hats Off to Teachers

Yesterday, the result for PMR2007 was released, below is the result for MCKK

98 people got 8As, 12 7As, 6 6As, 3 5As and 1 3As; giving an 82% straight As results (only second time in history if I am not mistaken koleq has surpassed the 80% mark). KH and BM full As-source koleq94

Hands down to those who scored 8As. For those who didn’t score, it’s just not your luck, make a come back in your SPM.

Over a nasi lemak “tetek“ (breast) with Fadli, we compared our results. During our time, 83% of us nailed 8As with KH and English full As. We were no3 in the nation. I forgot which school was in the first two position.

My highest gratitude to Cikgu Koleq (MCKK teachers), teaching a bunch of snobbish kids isn’t a simple task. Thank you. *hats off*

Congratulation, Fuhrer Eezam.

On this rare occasion, I would like to congratulate my younger bro (22 and yes, taken) for being the President of MGSS*. Now, let’s see how you shuffle between studies and POWER. Hals- und Beinbruch! (means break your neck and a leg!)

Envy? Skit-skit tu ade la. LoL

When I Grow Up, I Want to Join MCKK

My youngest brother, told me, he wants to join MCKK. I asked a few more questions to unravel his intention.

NoktahHitam: Why do you want to go to MCKK?
Muhammad: Because you’ve made real friends there.
NoktahHitam: You can make friends everywhere.
Muhammad: No. MCKK is different. You guys would die for each other.
NoktahHitam: That’s just a metaphor. In reality, no friend would die for you.
Muhammad: You would.
NoktahHitam: You know for sure that MCKK doesn’t produce academician anymore.
Muhammad: I don’t want to be a text book writer.
NoktahHitam: What do you plan to do when you join?
Muhammad: I want to BEAT you at everything. Your records, positions, studies.. everything.
NoktahHitam: Ok. That’s some what scary. Have you told mom of your intention?
Muhammad: Yeah, mom wants me to be an Ustaz (an Islamic scholar) but I like wearing shorts.

We were later called for dinner. I did ask mom, will she allow Muhammad to join MCKK. Her response was short, study hard! I guess she really did want him to become an Islamic scholar and continue his studies to Middle East.

Muhammad will be in standard 5 in a few days time. I find it intriguing, that a 10 year old boy would have such ambition. (I, at that age, only cared about my play time, next thing I knew, we were heading to Kuala Kangsar to drop me). I reckon he’s probably looking for the keyword, lePASSION. But I’ll let him figure out himself what that exactly means.

Recap of what I was (if you think I’m boasting, don’t mention it!).

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