Celcom is back with XPLAY to get your heads banging! The featured band is Funky Korpal along with Project Pistol, Estranged, MC Vibe, DJ Point and Wicked Aura on 30th July 2011 at Opera Sunway Pyramid.

There’s not better way to bleed your ears out than this.

Funky Kopral looking wicked on the poster. Now here’s your chance to score some tickets, btw, it’s FREE.

Click the image above or go to XPlay facebook page and Like It. You also have to check out the app and register your details to score 1 entrance pass. Print and show your email confirmation to the bouncers

Wait! I have friends who wants to tag along, how do I get them in? You can reload RM 50 and score 2 VIP passes. You’re also in the running to win VIP table (you + 5 friends).

The 1st 100 Kolony members will receive FREE drink voucher for the events. You might also walk away with Blackberry Curve 8520. Register now by sending KOLONY <nickname> to 25333.

I personally think gym membership is the best way to rip people off with promises you’ll be in shape by year end. A 12 year old can come up with this marketing scheme.

I once joined gym. After a few months, I got to my desire weight and shape. It’s pretty easy if you’ve had similar routine and you know what works for you. The trouble surface when I want to quit. When I signed up, they told me I could quit anytime I like. That was the condition I had already pre-determined before penning down my ugly signature. It turns out, I need to continue to pay for the entire year even if I decided not to keep my membership.

This is ludicrous beyond wild boars! I still cancelled my membership and cancelled the credit card that was tied to it. Hahaha, who’s smarter now? (It was a crappy bank, and I had to manually transfer money to pay for it).

The time has come again, but this time, it’s not about me getting fit. It’s about the safety of my fiance.

She’s been complaining that she got hit on and some of them wait until she’s done with her session. I’m not even remotely insecure emotionally, but rather physically. What if this.. what if that.. the classic ‘what if-s’. The best advice I could give her is, don’t even bother when someone tries to chat with you. Is it enough to shoo away buaya darat?

It’s either she quits and becomes unhappy about her figure (which I think is marvelous already) or I join for a deduction of RM150 per month (I rather spend that money on golf! Hahaha). I need to move somewhere closer to the gym she frequents so I don’t get cramps on my drive back home.

Fasting month is just a few weeks away. Maybe I’ll consider after Eid-ul Fitr.

But if I were to join a gym, it’ll definitely be kick-boxing one. It’s the best all rounder exercise you can ever have, plus the ability to beat the crap out of anyone. I’m just saying, I don’t really want to hurt anyone.. for fun. I bet people in the wouldn’t dare to disagree with me. LOL

ps: I miss running on the school track.

Woot! Arsenal and Chelsea is coming to Malaysia (arguably annually) for a football match against the Malaysia XI team as part of their Asia Tour 2011. Once again, this nation is infected with football! This is definitely the time to watch your favorite EPL team going against our beloved Harimau Malaya before we set foot against Singapore on 26th July 2011 for the World Cup Qualifier.

Now, here’s your chance to win Autographed Jerseys and FREE Tickets by participating in Celcom’s WHO WILL WIN challenge.

(Definitely not this busuk one ok?)

For more info, login to Celcom’s Official Who Will Win Challenge.

A doctor friend of mine posted this on the group’s wall.

Definitely something to think about. Should we blame the government for not giving him aid? Is he too lazy to keep a job? Is he in between jobs? Is he a drug addict? Was the government fair in lending help to this man? I don’t know.

Despite a moron, I do feel pity. I wish I could help. But the question is, is he willing to help himself?

I wanted to write about #bersih2.0 but I think nobody important really gives a shit. So let’s write about my best friends’ wedding.

Arin was my classmate in Form 1, 4 and 5 at MCKK. He is always seen as the guy who works behind the scene, appreciated but never got much credit. That makes him a humble person if not a great guy. Seriously, if you want things moving, work with him. Less talk, more work.

The wedding was held at Dewan Ibu Kota near Danau Kota, very close to the driving range I quite frequent. Fully air-conditioned, so no smokers nearby. Which is good, because I have this massive head ache and sore throat. I began hating smoking. It makes me feel like vomiting.

The early birds. Sedikit promo: the guy second from left and most right guy is looking. These two are quite successful in their own field. You want their contact? Gimme commission ok? (Don’t blame me, everything today needs commission.)

I love the simplicity of their alters. There’s even a lamp and a photo frame on the table! It seriously looked cool. Sorry Arin, I’ll copy this style.

So to my man Arin, have a wonderful life and good luck in your future. Godspeed.

ps: Lucky they were wearing yellow on 10th July, had it been on 9th, the police would probably rip them off to bare ass