My First of Everything, Tagged.

Tagging Games

I think I’ve mentioned a lot on NH, I hate tagging games. That being said, people still tag me. I read somewhere, it actually improves Google PageRank and Technorati Ratings, somehow I don’t see any merit in that. I blog my thoughts, not to be popular.

I’ve been tagged by a sweety, AyumiLuck. In this tag, I’m supposed to write 5 of my first time experiences. This is a very long post โžก

The Driving License

Car KeysI actually failed my driving license once. I was given a stupid Kancil and was asked to parallel park the car. The car was so bloody freaking stupid, it was like a vehicle that survived a journey to hell. Long story short, I rammed into 7 (of 10) parking flags. So please, pardon me if you feel like orgasm when riding with me :XO:

The Car Crash

Audi A6I was on the way back from Terawih. A motorcyclist banged me when I switched lane. He had no head lights, I couldn’t possibly see him out in the darkness. My dad said to mom, “penampar budak ni pon tak gune, mende dah jadi“. Sorry Dad, for crashing your beloved Audi A6 ๐Ÿ˜ฅ

The Judge at the Court

JudgeI received a letter to attend a court hearing (?). It was actually to file the accident case I mentioned above. He was a mean fella, he literally side-kicked everyone, including the police man who was caught napping.

Judge : Who is representing you?
NoktahHitam : Me.
Judge : You need a lawyer to represent you.
NoktahHitam : Oh?
Judge : Are you stupid?
NoktahHitam : If I’m stupid, then so are you, Sir.

I fear nobody, even the law enforcers. I was 18, I know nothing about law other than our Federal Constitution. Later I found out that my insurance company who is supposed to represent me, was absent. Anyway, the motorcyclist sued me for RM170,000.00 ๐Ÿ™„

The First Rugby Injury

InjuryI was a winger, so was he, the opponent in front of me. Friend R, passed me the oval-shaped-ball and shouted, Go Eddie Go! I ran as hard as I could. A few meters from the try line, I was swiped off the field. It was a high speed collision, his shoulder against my waist. I rolled for a few seconds eventually being substituted.

I went to see a doctor, he gave me more pain-killers. I later found out, I tore my back muscle. For a month, I slept in a sitting position, my thigh tucked to my chest, arms around my ankle and a pillow on my knees. It was dreadful :mrgreen:

The First Time in First Class

KLMWhen I was in Standard 2, my dad got promoted for a staff exchange program.

We flew on KLM. Upon boarding, the steward, directed us to the staircase. I looked up, and saw a silhouette of huge dutch lady with her hands on her waist. I was scared, she could easily pin me down by sitting on me. I looked at mom and said , “Mom, I don’t want to go up there. She looks like HEMAN“. Mom laughed.

She turned out to be a tall, beautiful blonde. I told myself ,”I want to marry someone like that”. What a remark ๐Ÿ˜‰

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I would like to tag the following:

Aisyah Rozi (consider this a revenge!)
Nana (jgn buat-buat rajin bole? Aku tau ko kaki blog kt office)
Youppe (if this isn’t much of a trouble for you)
Medea (keep writing!)
Fiz Hassan (so how are you, teacher?)
Melbie (babe, hope this ease kan your tense!)
Bongkersz (buang mase aku tag ko, bukan buat pon. hahaha)

ps: no ps, all the above is already personal

pss: Banyaknye kerja! ๐Ÿ˜ฏ

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42 thoughts on “My First of Everything, Tagged.”

  1. RM170,000.oo? ๐Ÿ˜ฏ *faints*

    5 of first time experiences eh? ๐Ÿ˜•

    Nak ease kan my tense ke nak tambah? LOL just hope my streamyx won’t act up again.. bagilah tag yang senang sikit wei… this requires a lot of thinking, man! ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

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  2. i tahu you TAK suka kena tag. tapi i SUKA nak tag jugak. jangan marah eddie. nanti kena jual. ๐Ÿ˜†

    p.s : aisyah, dia ingat la nak revenge. good luck girl. ๐Ÿ˜†

    AyUmi’s last blog post..:: workstation tag ::

  3. ๐Ÿ˜ฎ tak suka tawww kena tag! (kaki blog eh, aku? mcm tak caye je… memandai je kau ni, NH…)

  4. ooo.. main reverse psychology ye…. heh, tengok lah camne ๐Ÿ˜› kalo rajin nanti aku buat. *thinking what 1st of everything.. first kiss? first *ahem ahem?** ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜€

  5. kalau i buat about my first… (you know, what I told you) memang takleh eh?
    ๐Ÿ™„

    HAHAHAHAHAH! ๐Ÿ˜€

    and one more thing, not fair. you tagged me twice dah now. patut dah fair dah. TERPAKSA lah i tag u the next tag i receive. and then, we’ll be fair and square, okay!

    Aisyah’s last blog post..I Hate My Bestfriendโ€™s Boyfriend

  6. The cars they let you use at some driving centers are really, really crappy! It’s unimaginable how much torture and misuse, stalls and accidents they’ve been through. I went for a trial test today and the kancil they gave me sucks too! The accelerator isn’t really working well and I failed the slope test ๐Ÿ™„ lol.

    Sorry to hear about the accident, it isn’t fair that you’ve been hauled to court because by right, the victim is actually you. He didn’t even have headlights on, come on! ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

    Oh so you’re a rugby player too! I’ve got a classmate who is one as well – and he was accidentally rammed by his teammate because he thought my classmate was an opponent ๐Ÿ™„ and to make it worse, he got a deep gash just a few mm above his left eye! That was scary. A little lower, he would be blinded for life.

    My first flight was when I was four. I remembered the stewardess laughing among themselves that a boy actually carries a doll around (well, it’s my favourite toy, not as if you can do anything about it anyway). I stared at them with angry, flaming eyes – mom said that it’s the first time since I was born that I looked so angry, haha!

    teddY’s last blog post..Beautiful World

  7. Encik NH.. arini saya bz..
    kalo saya dah tak bz, saya try la buat..

    mana ader, saya ni kaki blog kat ofis..memandai jek..

  8. camne ehh org yg kaki nya bentuk blog?
    aduii susah nya nak imagine..
    tapi yg saya tau kaki nana tergantung! hahahah..

    errr hai nana! miss ya!

  9. lol.
    cmna motorcyclist tuh buleh menang?
    dia sendiri pown xpasang lmpu belakang~
    mmg salah dia lah.
    iskยฒ~ ๐Ÿ˜

    sy penah lintas first class ja~
    tapenah pown merasa nk duduk sana. haha! :bb

    helmie.’s last blog post..Random Update

  10. “mak saye cakap, org tipu2 ni, masuk nerake”

    haha.. mak saya pun kata gitu, org tipu2 masuk nerake, mati terseksa…

    kan? kan?

  11. hey, eD!! long time no hear ~
    i’ve been super busy, so are you kan?
    lama sudah tidak berborak di telefon..
    ehhehehehe..

    apa mimpi tag aku nih??

  12. easylah.

    Just write 5 of your first time experience. Just remember to link to everybody you mentioned. This will help increase your traffic โžก โžก ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

  13. ape mimpi? mungkin aku mimpikan iklan budu. so terus kawan2 kelantan aku.

    Im not really ‘that’ busy, just ignoring my clients ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

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