I’ve been meaning to write this a long time ago. Somehow I snucked it at the back of my head. Sexy as derived by your boring dictionary is;
- concerned predominantly or excessively with sex
- sexually interesting or exciting
- excitingly appealing; glamorous
A stereotypical mind defines sexy as partially exposing the ‘fun’ parts. I call that ‘lucah’ or ‘obscene’, not sexy. Full frontal nudity and it’s chronicle is called nude, still not sexy.
Sexy itself is subjective. I wish not to be governed by the above definitions.
A doctor wearing baju kurung, coat on top and a dangling stethoscope around her neck. Unequivocal sexy! I’m always gasping breathe when I see them each time I visit my grandma. To avoid this symptom, I visit her later in the evening, when doctors are home (on call doctors don’t wear baju kurung).
A girl hand washing cloth. The hand scrubbing technique and earnestly cleaning when we actually have an appliance called washing machine, it induces extra endorphin in my brain. Hence eminently excited.
Short pink lining socks. I don’t drive to office anymore. Not because of the fuel hike, but due to ridiculous parking fees and stressed in traffic jam. I take the LRT. Often I find myself smiling (and excited) when I see anyone wearing them.
When a girl concentrates (while thinking or reading). I have no idea, I just think it’s sexy. Hence, I don’t visit the National Library anymore.
‘THANKS’ to the people described above, my life is rather difficult. Especially doctors, who gives me mini-strokes. I can imagine a scene at the hospital with me lying on the floor, panting for breathe.
Doctor in Baju Kurung : Are you alright?
NoktahHitam : Nope
Doctor in Baju Kurung : How can I help?
NoktahHitam : Get away from me. You’re like a kryptonite.
I’m very sure that’d pissed the doctor in baju kurung off, provided she understands the relation between kryptonite and Superman. (with me being Superman of course, ehem!)
In conclusion, doctor (female only) + white coat + stethoscope + scrubbing cloth or reading + short pink lining socks = NH’s ultimate poison (or recipe for fidelity). I’d live a shorter life, because my heart skips a beat.
So how do you define sexy?
ps: Congrats to PMC docs who recently completed their Medical Degree. Marry me? 🙄
pss: Plentiful work! As long as the road is paved in gold, why not? ➡