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Kes Pecah Rumah & Samun

The other day AR shared her scary nightmare. She dreamed that there’s a break in her area. The next day, her dad called and told her to be careful. Apparently her dad was informed that there’s a break in around their area.

Tonight, as I got back home from rugby, I was told there was a burglary that took place 10 minutes before I reached home and it happened right in front of my house! I guess AR’s nightmare was pretty much like a warning.

Anyway, I sat down with mom and discussed what to do if she ever encountered such incident. From my criminal mind and all the Hollywood stints I’ve watched, I came up with this.

  1. Never fight back. It’s not worth risking your life/ health over a few hundred or maybe thousand ringgit.
  2. Don’t use weapon to fight. They might get yours and knock you with it.
  3. Check your surroundings. It’s part of a ninja training, but it applies when you want to get out of the car to open the gate.
  4. Stay in the car. No matter what, stay in the car. And make sure it’s locked.
  5. Run them over. If they block the road, make sure you floor the pedal!
  6. Inform the police immediately. I don’t think this is hard to do.
  7. Don’t negotiate. They want to do it as quiet, quick and clean as possible. So if you try to say anything, they’ll probably knock you.
  8. Finally, again, never fight back. Give whatever they want.

If I ever get into this situation, I’ll probably try to catch them, tie them to the neighborhood sign board, naked. But I doubt I have the required skills nor physical to fight back. I’ll probably toss them all my wallet content and say,

“Nah… pergi main jauh jauh!”

ps: Just be careful!

 

There are 19 Comments for “Kes Pecah Rumah & Samun”

hoho…nice tips for woman…if i…i fight…:P

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NoktahHitam replied #1

What if they have parang? You might lose your hand if they chopped them off!

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mohdisa replied #1

haha…if they have parang…i will run away la….:P

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Affuan replied #1

Use your ‘parang’. Haha.


mohdisa wrote on March 18, 2010 #1

how about learning some paranawe or capoeira skilss.?? ehehhhe…

sekarang kat mana-mana ada kes pecah rumah….
huh…

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atreyu strange replied #1

Err… Paranawe is a song, whereas Capoiera is the martial art. I can understand if you wanna learn Capoiera to fight back but why would you wanna learn how to sing Paranawe?? Put them to sleep?? =.=

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sankai replied #1

when you sing paranawe, they will think that u know capoeira…

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atreyu strange replied #1

awesome kick ass technique dude! haha.


NoktahHitam replied #1

LOL!! HAHAHAA

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waniee replied #1

so cute sankai, pandaii kaver hehehehe


sankai wrote on March 18, 2010 #2

Burglars tend to get panic, too. They’re human after all. Except professionals, they are indeed, breaking with at least 30% of fear. That fear, will eventually force them to do whatever it takes to escape, if they get caught. And that whatever-it-takes can actually go to the extend of killing.

So, that’s a good advice, bro. Just give them what they want.

Burglars, like the rest of us, are trying to make a living, too. They just prefer shortcuts. Or they’re just extremely stupid and couldn’t finish school, and didn’t manage to get a job.

Good post, bro.

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NoktahHitam replied #1

Some people steal for the thrill :P

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Mind replied #1

That, I can’t comment. Hahaha.

Nak thrill, pegi rompak bank la.

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Mind wrote on March 19, 2010 #3

You pretty much say it sir. Nyawa > Wang. Banyak mane pun, unless la kan, kita ninja penguin yang boleh blend dengan surrounding, boleh la kung fu sikit perompak tu. Kalau takda martial arts, susah sikit la nak berlawan dengan parang.

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Afiq wrote on March 19, 2010 #4

Kenapa title entry kali ni dalam bahasa melayu..?

ok back to the topic..

semua tu mmg nasihat yang bernas.. tapi kengkadang kita ni cepat sangat panik bila berhadapan dengan situasi begini.. bila dah panik, pepaham je lah.. semua tingkah laku bodoh yang tidak pernah difikirkan otak akan keluar dengan serta merta.. hurmm..

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NoktahHitam replied #1

Memang kadang2 Title aku bahase melayu :)

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nikillas wrote on March 21, 2010 #5

No iv dah tak leh apply eddie, my mum kena ragut (more like rompak) while she was in the car. doors all locked. the cermin is damn freaking tebal. it all happened too fast. guy with motorcycle stopped next to her, smashed the window with something, and grabbed her handbag

and i think if she floored the pedal, he would’ve opened the door, get in the car and gosh dunno what would happen next. these guys they are really quick and skilled

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NoktahHitam replied #1

Oh my! But I didn’t say anything not getting robbed while in the car. It’s just safer if you stay in. Don’t ever go out.

One of my colleague got her laptop stolen when she was in the car. She tried fighting back, but all she got was her key chain. Sad..

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waniee wrote on March 21, 2010 #6

main jauh-jauh? hehe..

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titan wrote on March 23, 2010 #7

Leave a comment, I won't bite ;)

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