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Kacaulah Internet Pak Cik

I was waiting for my brother to finish his night class in the car, a pak cik came out of his house topless asking me to lower my window.

“Kacaulah Internet pakcik!”

WTF? How can a parked non-running-engine black Gen2 disrupt the harmony of your WiFi? Did my car absorb your signal?

Seriously, if you want me to park elsewhere, just say so. I’d be happy to move my car. There’s no need for you to lie.

If you have to lie, do it intelligently, else don’t lie at all. Makes you look dumb.

ps: I once wanted to integrate a 14″ laptop in the co-driver’s dashboard. Unfortunately, if I crash, the airbag will probably send all the parts flying. I will not trade lives with a cool car mod.

Written on 9 April '09 under Personal & Geeky
 

There are 51 Comments for “Kacaulah Internet Pak Cik”

isk..lawak btol pcik tuh…gamak nyer ko pakai kabel kot..tayar ko dh kasi penyek kabel dia..tros takde internet kot? hehe :eek:

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NoktahHitam replied #1

Terang2 aku ckp wifi, mane datang imiginasi kabel ko ni?

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|1f34|-|1r3 replied #1

imaginasi aku panjang sket…dia mmg pakai wifi router kat umah..then ada kabel panjang sambungkan wifi router dia..pegi ke umah jiran dia kat depan tuh..diorang share streamyx nyer connection pasal tak cukup line tipon utk apply streamyx sendiri :shock: :shock: :shock:

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|1f34|-|1r3 wrote on April 9, 2009 #1

:arrow: aiyo pakcik
hehe
ade kaitan ker dgn wifi signal tu

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nabilah mangshor wrote on April 9, 2009 #2

hahahaha. ROFL. :lol:

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smaku10 wrote on April 9, 2009 #3

cakap je “lain kali saya datang sini bawak lori ye pak cik”.. :eek:

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NoktahHitam replied #1

Tak muat pon nak lalu kawasan tu.

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nikillas replied #1

i think he should letak signboard like.. “DILARANG PARKING DI SINI.. MENGGANGGU INTERNET PAKCIK..!!”

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nikillas wrote on April 9, 2009 #4

kalau sebab kereta parking depan rumah internet jadi kacau, wah. tentu aku tak dapat tumpang internet free rumah jiran. which, memang aku tumpang pun sekarang ni. haih pakcik.

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aishah wrote on April 9, 2009 #5

baru kenal internet kot.
saja nak bgtau kau..

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NoktahHitam replied #1

Nasib baik tak ckp, kacau Google Reader pakcik, bole park tempat lain?

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cik simpankira replied #1

Dia belum tau “Google Reader” lagik.
Lambat sikit.

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jipo replied #1

i just found out about google reader,really make my blogs/news browsing every morning such a breeze!

*malunye aku baru jumpa technology google nih..hehe :oops: :kiss: *

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NoktahHitam replied #1

Oh! At least jumpe. Don’t worry, I was clueless before.


cik simpankira wrote on April 9, 2009 #6

Should have said something like,
“Alamak sori pakcik, parking camni mmg kacau! Jap ek pakcik, saya parking 30 darjah ke utara. Org TM ckp ni kasik laju lagi internet tu”
:mad:

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NoktahHitam replied #1

Confirm die balik cangkul kt kete aku.

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atreyu strange wrote on April 9, 2009 #7

hmmm, ghitewww..

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en_me wrote on April 9, 2009 #8

klakarnye pakcik nih, some people rather beat around the bush than be frank with the truth.

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NoktahHitam replied #1

Cakap je la aku kacau daun. Kan senang.

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linie wrote on April 9, 2009 #9

wargh3. funny :grin:

i think a mini TV attached to car dashboard is enough. you can watch something when it’s traffic jam :smile:

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NoktahHitam replied #1

MiniTV costs like 700-1000 and its only 8 inch screen. I’d rather disassemble my spare laptop and put it in the car.

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alone wrote on April 9, 2009 #10

but bro, maybe, your car engine vibration and sound, has distract his wifi wave, like what always happened to TV signal, when you run your Tamiya in front of it. Maybe? hehe.

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NoktahHitam replied #1

The engine wasn’t running, there’s no possibility it’ll cause ripple.

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abdusfauzi wrote on April 9, 2009 #11

pakcik tu from dalam rumah ke? kuar rumah semata2 nak cakap u disturb his internet connection? hmmm… dia supposenya letak je sign kat rumah dia tu…

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NoktahHitam replied #1

agaknya nak tayang dada yang sasa kot?

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buzzybug wrote on April 9, 2009 #12

har… har… har…
tech-savvy gak pakcik ni.

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NoktahHitam replied #1

Apparently, half tech savvy.

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pcuserz wrote on April 9, 2009 #13

lawak hari ini.. haha :grin:

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nono wrote on April 9, 2009 #14

kacau internet? :down:

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kyo_9 wrote on April 9, 2009 #15

pakcik tu baru kenal2 internet tu….

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NoktahHitam replied #1

Baru merasa Internet kot. Amcam luke? Dah kering dah Kak Jie?

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Kujie wrote on April 9, 2009 #16

off topic sket, guna wifi jiran without permission berdosa tak?

pakcik ni kelakar macam anda la eddie :grin:

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aisyahkama wrote on April 9, 2009 #17

nk kata april fool, dh lama berlalu. tapi lawak tu memang menggelikan hati aku.

apakah pakcik tersebut sedang skodeng!? pasti!? wahaha.

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NoktahHitam replied #1

Atau pon, pakcik itu sedang melakukan riadah suami isteri dan kehadiran aku membantutkan usaha mereka?

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megat replied #1

atau aku rasa dia dah lama tak beriadah bersama isteri. apa taknya asyik melekat kat internet.

orang umah dia dengki kacau wifi dia mungkin!? wahaha.

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megat wrote on April 9, 2009 #18

kelakau.. kelakau.. hahaha.. ntah pape pakcik tu.. ntah2 makcik yg kacau wifi die kot :eek:

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anarm wrote on April 9, 2009 #19

haha,maybe pakcik tu igt metal dari kereta absorb wifi signal dia kot :mrgreen:

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blowie wrote on April 9, 2009 #20

giler confused aku dgn pcik 2.. :???:
habis2 kalo wifi kat umah aku ni problem,aku kena g halau la sume keter2 yang parking depan umah aku.. :eek:
ish sah ajaran sesat pcik 2..

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NoktahHitam replied #1

Ntah sape la ajar die kete bole block wifi dalam rumah. Die tak fikir kete yg park kt porch die plak.

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Callister replied #1

apesal ko xsekolah kan dia je kat situ??

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NoktahHitam replied #1

Die tak pakai baju, pakai kain pelikat je, nak aku sekolah kan die? Obscene ok!


Callister replied #1

mesti perut dia sgt xcantek kan?? :razz:


NoktahHitam replied #1

Sambil garu2 perut.. isk isk.. sungguh menjengkelkan :!:


Callister replied #1

kuman2!!!
dia ada pegang2 ko x? :razz:


NoktahHitam replied #1

Takde takde. Aku jalan dulu sbb pissed off. Nasib baik nak salam2. Ntah die baru korek hidung ke, kuman penuh!


Callister replied #1

haha..
tindakan yang bijak! :grin:


Callister wrote on April 9, 2009 #21

It may send a message like this :
1. “kacaulah internet pakcik” = “Please hack my network if you can, at least its worth the wait for your bro..muhahahah”
2. “kacaulah internet pakcik” = “Unscrambled it and you’ll get my net password coz I’m tired that my wife is on the net 18hrs per day…tak kasi pakcik chance langsung!”
3. “kacaulah internet pakcik” = “Mana parking fee sambil wifi ni….??”

ok.. i’m off to wifi-ing using jiran’s net.. huhu

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NoktahHitam replied #1

If I break the code, I’ll probably hack till it’s bloody broken that he’ll need a new one. But that’s just too cruel.

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zara wrote on April 10, 2009 #22

lepas ni , boleh gune kete je nk on9 . haha.

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asx wrote on April 10, 2009 #23

kereta kamu menganggu internet pakcik oh…banyak meaning ayat tu..signal? tumpuan? serabai? ah apa aku mengarut ini!

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Najib Hassan wrote on April 14, 2009 #24

Leave a comment, I won't bite ;)

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