NoktahHitam is my alter ego. I am a nocturnal Web Developer at Laman7. Part time innovator, full time procrastinator.
‘ala mode’ is a one scoop vanilla ice cream on top of brownies.
I meant to teach how to make the image above. Along the way, I got too excited, I forgot to document the tutorial. Maybe some other time ;p
I was once very good at bakery (especially making pastries). So good, people dropped by just to ask, “what’s cooking?”.”Nothing, just ala-mode“, I replied. “I’ll pay you 10 pounds for those!”.
Rich kids, they always get what they want.
And ‘ala mode’ won’t spoil your diet 
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