I’m Pregnant! Are You the Father?

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Let’s skip the fugly politics for a while 😯

I met Girl Friend A at a local mamak stall. And the conversation went like the following,

Girl Friend A : NH! I have a very bad news to convey 😕
NokhtahHitam : Please don’t tell me 😈
Girl Friend A : Yup, I’m PREGNANT! 🙄
NoktahHitam : I’m not gonna marry you 😮
Girl Friend A : No you silly! I’m FAT ❗
NoktahHitam : Still, I don’t want to be the father 😛
Girl Friend A : Cheeky boy. I’m still a virgin you know 😉
NoktahHitam : Nope. I don’t need to know ➡
Girl Friend A : Hahaha. I gained 2 kg-lah 😡

She later asked me how to lose weight like I did. Well, to be honest, it wasn’t simple. I had to suffer to lose some excess baggage. I get tired easily, I’m always gasping for breath when I run, I almost feint when nature calls and my insomnia gets worst. But I bought a 3 wheel stroller with car seat so I could go on jogs with baby and that really helped. (I don’t think I’ll recommend how I shaved my 16 kg belly 😐 )

There is theoretically many ways to lose weight, just be sure to eat right. DON’T EVER SKIP a MEAL :up:

Tips : 73.4% of guys prefer slightly plump girls – study in Japan 😈

ps : She’s 167cm tall and weighs 47kg, that’s freaky skinny ok ❗
pss : Girl Friend A is not my girl-friend. I’m still single & unavailable ➡

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29 thoughts on “I’m Pregnant! Are You the Father?”

  1. yeah man.. ur insomnia is getting seriously worst. u r turning upside down the law of nature. (I was once the same also) I am surprised that u can keep up like that. Its a genuine strength. hehe~

  2. Mr Ah Fa, I’m in Malaysia la 😕

    You can use one of the tools at iWebtool.com to check your site’s availability 😀

    Btw my younger bro kat German pon having slow connection to NH ❗

    Does this tell you anything about Malaysia? precisely TMNet as the core uplink provider in Malaysia? 🙄

  3. cik, high metabolism tu tak leh buat ape2. You have to live with that. Mr I, pon high metabolism, tinggi, sekeping, hensem dan single 😀

    If doctors couldnt help you, do you think NH has any suggestion? Try not to eat bit by bit, instead have a wholesome meal everytime, that includes appetizer, main dish and dessert. You’ll be high in cholesterol if don’t know how to control 😎

  4. pss : Girl Friend A is not my girl-friend. I’m still single & unavailable ➡

    >>>> Eddie tipu!!!!! Hahahahaha…

  5. waaa….tell me..tell me..
    tell me eddie how to lose my excess baggage.
    😳
    haha.It’s been ages I’ve been a big cushion.. 😆
    how worst is you insomn neway?
    coz i’ve met a chinese guy who
    wasn’t sleep at all for 2 months ❗
    how bad is that sounds to you?
    or is it normal for people with insomn simptom?

    fila’s last blog post..Shh..

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