I’m Pregnant! Are You the Father?


Let’s skip the fugly politics for a while šŸ˜Æ

I met Girl Friend A at a local mamak stall. And the conversation went like the following,

Girl Friend A : NH! I have a very bad news to convey šŸ˜•
NokhtahHitam : Please don’t tell me šŸ˜ˆ
Girl Friend A : Yup, I’m PREGNANT! šŸ™„
NoktahHitam : I’m not gonna marry you šŸ˜®
Girl Friend A : No you silly! I’m FAT ā—
NoktahHitam : Still, I don’t want to be the father šŸ˜›
Girl Friend A : Cheeky boy. I’m still a virgin you know šŸ˜‰
NoktahHitam : Nope. I don’t need to know āž”
Girl Friend A : Hahaha. I gained 2 kg-lah šŸ˜”

She later asked me how to lose weight like I did. Well, to be honest, it wasn’t simple. I had to suffer to lose some excess baggage. I get tired easily, I’m always gasping for breath when I run, I almost feint when nature calls and my insomnia gets worst. But I bought a 3 wheel stroller with car seat so I could go on jogs with baby and that really helped. (I don’t think I’ll recommend how I shaved my 16 kg belly šŸ˜ )

There is theoretically many ways to lose weight, just be sure to eat right. DON’T EVER SKIP a MEAL :up:

Tips : 73.4% of guys prefer slightly plump girls – study in Japan šŸ˜ˆ

ps : She’s 167cm tall and weighs 47kg, that’s freaky skinny ok ā—
pss : Girl Friend A is not my girl-friend. I’m still single & unavailable āž”


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  1. yeah man.. ur insomnia is getting seriously worst. u r turning upside down the law of nature. (I was once the same also) I am surprised that u can keep up like that. Its a genuine strength. hehe~

  2. ive been like this forever dude šŸ˜›

  3. Keh keh keh, baguih-baguih, bole buat tips kuruskan badan lagi šŸ˜€

  4. alcoholics female love to f**k lol.. Deim!! šŸ˜ˆ šŸ˜ˆ

    Hairie’s last blog post..Spider Tando!

  5. yeah betul, never skip a meal..
    even Baginda cakap jangan tak makan malam.

    no.sher.ta’s last blog post..Afiq.

  6. I’m not fat but i got beer belly, which i really really dun like

  7. NH, can you access my blog trough my url? http://mrahfa.com . Some guys in UK said that mine is not available.

    Uhuhuhuhuhu šŸ˜³

  8. Serius, NH. Aku pun dah agak terlalu kebuncitan dah ni (ayat pesen aper nih). Macam mana aku nak kuatkan semangat aku supaya komited untuk konsisten dalam mengkempiskan perutku ini? I really need your help, perhaps…

    ImamKhalid’s last blog post..Antara parti dan SPR: Siapa yang kotor?

  9. Mr Ah Fa, I’m in Malaysia la šŸ˜•

    You can use one of the tools at iWebtool.com to check your site’s availability šŸ˜€

    Btw my younger bro kat German pon having slow connection to NH ā—

    Does this tell you anything about Malaysia? precisely TMNet as the core uplink provider in Malaysia? šŸ™„

  10. Since 2-3 of guys requested, let me share how to Kempiskan perut along with the motivation in the next post šŸ˜‰

  11. Ehehe, kawe tanyo hok terel kompite, tumpang lalu ye tok guru šŸ˜€

  12. I wanna ask ur Girlfriend A, how to gain weight. Seriously!!

  13. hahaha, 2kg in months is nothing, eat a lot šŸ™„

    if that doesn’t help, try weight gain products. just dont turn in to a cow ok šŸ˜Æ

  14. dah try almost semua weight gain products.. & seek advice from doctors. :down:

    aku rs frame aku kecik aaa.. i eat a lot, but doctors said that i’ve high metabolism.

    athirah’s last blog post..::keperluan & kehendak ::

  15. cik, high metabolism tu tak leh buat ape2. You have to live with that. Mr I, pon high metabolism, tinggi, sekeping, hensem dan single šŸ˜€

    If doctors couldnt help you, do you think NH has any suggestion? Try not to eat bit by bit, instead have a wholesome meal everytime, that includes appetizer, main dish and dessert. You’ll be high in cholesterol if don’t know how to control šŸ˜Ž

  16. ehehehe, I tried using noktahhitam.com jugak, sume ok aje kan? šŸ™„ Sabo aje la enche NH

  17. pss : Girl Friend A is not my girl-friend. Iā€™m still single & unavailable āž”

    >>>> Eddie tipu!!!!! Hahahahaha…

  18. waaa….tell me..tell me..
    tell me eddie how to lose my excess baggage.
    haha.It’s been ages I’ve been a big cushion.. šŸ˜†
    how worst is you insomn neway?
    coz i’ve met a chinese guy who
    wasn’t sleep at all for 2 months ā—
    how bad is that sounds to you?
    or is it normal for people with insomn simptom?

    fila’s last blog post..Shh..

  19. it’s not normal to have insomnia. I am usually 2 days awake and 12 hours asleep. thats how my cycle is like now šŸ™„

  20. ahaakss.. true.. very true.

  21. boroi baru bergaya. hidup boroi! šŸ˜€ (alasan…)

  22. eee bencinya that girl. she’s so skinny and she thinks she’s fat? Eeeeee annoying!

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