• NH and friends NoktahHitam is my alter ego. I am a nocturnal Web Developer at Laman7. Part time innovator, full time procrastinator.

I’m Pregnant! Are You the Father?

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Let’s skip the fugly politics for a while :shock:

I met Girl Friend A at a local mamak stall. And the conversation went like the following,

Girl Friend A : NH! I have a very bad news to convey :???:
NokhtahHitam : Please don’t tell me :twisted:
Girl Friend A : Yup, I’m PREGNANT! :roll:
NoktahHitam : I’m not gonna marry you :eek:
Girl Friend A : No you silly! I’m FAT :!:
NoktahHitam : Still, I don’t want to be the father :razz:
Girl Friend A : Cheeky boy. I’m still a virgin you know :wink:
NoktahHitam : Nope. I don’t need to know :arrow:
Girl Friend A : Hahaha. I gained 2 kg-lah :mad:

She later asked me how to lose weight like I did. Well, to be honest, it wasn’t simple. I had to suffer to lose some excess baggage. I get tired easily, I’m always gasping for breath when I run, I almost feint when nature calls and my insomnia gets worst :cry:
(I don’t think I’ll recommend how I shaved my 16 kg belly :neutral: )

There is theoretically many ways to lose weight, just be sure to eat right. DON’T EVER SKIP a MEAL :up:

Tips : 73.4% of guys prefer slightly plump girls – study in Japan :twisted:

ps : She’s 167cm tall and weighs 47kg, that’s freaky skinny ok :!:
pss : Girl Friend A is not my girl-friend. I’m still single & unavailable :arrow:

Written on 28 February '08 under Girls, Personal & Geeky
 

There are 29 Comments for “I’m Pregnant! Are You the Father?”

yeah man.. ur insomnia is getting seriously worst. u r turning upside down the law of nature. (I was once the same also) I am surprised that u can keep up like that. Its a genuine strength. hehe~

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NoktahHitam replied #1

ive been like this forever dude :razz:

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mohd akmal wrote on February 28, 2008 #1

“Instead of warning pregnant women ……. ”
pretty much truth :)
I agree on that.

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Navin wrote on February 28, 2008 #2

nuts! =D

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nono wrote on February 28, 2008 #3

Keh keh keh, baguih-baguih, bole buat tips kuruskan badan lagi :grin:

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Mr Ah Fa wrote on February 28, 2008 #4

alcoholics female love to f**k lol.. Deim!! :twisted: :twisted:

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Hairie wrote on February 28, 2008 #5

yeah betul, never skip a meal..
even Baginda cakap jangan tak makan malam.

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no.sher.ta wrote on February 28, 2008 #6

I’m not fat but i got beer belly, which i really really dun like

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cibol wrote on February 28, 2008 #7

NH, can you access my blog trough my url? http://mrahfa.com . Some guys in UK said that mine is not available.

Uhuhuhuhuhu :oops:

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NoktahHitam replied #1

Mr Ah Fa, I’m in Malaysia la :???:

You can use one of the tools at iWebtool.com to check your site’s availability :grin:

Btw my younger bro kat German pon having slow connection to NH :!:

Does this tell you anything about Malaysia? precisely TMNet as the core uplink provider in Malaysia? :roll:

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Mr Ah Fa replied #1

Ehehe, kawe tanyo hok terel kompite, tumpang lalu ye tok guru :grin:

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NoktahHitam replied #1

you can check here http://www.iwebtool.com/speed_test :kiss:

it shows there, it takes 0.11 sec to load from the USA. That is considered very good :arrow:

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Mr Ah Fa replied #1

ehehehe, I tried using noktahhitam.com jugak, sume ok aje kan? :roll: Sabo aje la enche NH

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Mr Ah Fa wrote on February 28, 2008 #8

Serius, NH. Aku pun dah agak terlalu kebuncitan dah ni (ayat pesen aper nih). Macam mana aku nak kuatkan semangat aku supaya komited untuk konsisten dalam mengkempiskan perutku ini? I really need your help, perhaps…

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ImamKhalid wrote on February 28, 2008 #9

Since 2-3 of guys requested, let me share how to Kempiskan perut along with the motivation in the next post ;)

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NoktahHitam wrote on February 28, 2008 #10

I wanna ask ur Girlfriend A, how to gain weight. Seriously!!

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NoktahHitam replied #1

hahaha, 2kg in months is nothing, eat a lot :roll:

if that doesn’t help, try weight gain products. just dont turn in to a cow ok :shock:

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athirah replied #1

dah try almost semua weight gain products.. & seek advice from doctors. :down:

aku rs frame aku kecik aaa.. i eat a lot, but doctors said that i’ve high metabolism.

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NoktahHitam replied #1

cik, high metabolism tu tak leh buat ape2. You have to live with that. Mr I, pon high metabolism, tinggi, sekeping, hensem dan single :grin:

If doctors couldnt help you, do you think NH has any suggestion? Try not to eat bit by bit, instead have a wholesome meal everytime, that includes appetizer, main dish and dessert. You’ll be high in cholesterol if don’t know how to control :cool:

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Muhammad Khairul replied #1

ditto! ahahaha

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athirah wrote on February 28, 2008 #11

pss : Girl Friend A is not my girl-friend. I’m still single & unavailable :arrow:

>>>> Eddie tipu!!!!! Hahahahaha…

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cik simpankira wrote on February 29, 2008 #12

waaa….tell me..tell me..
tell me eddie how to lose my excess baggage.
:oops:
haha.It’s been ages I’ve been a big cushion.. :lol:
how worst is you insomn neway?
coz i’ve met a chinese guy who
wasn’t sleep at all for 2 months :!:
how bad is that sounds to you?
or is it normal for people with insomn simptom?
:?:

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NoktahHitam replied #1

it’s not normal to have insomnia. I am usually 2 days awake and 12 hours asleep. thats how my cycle is like now :roll:

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fila wrote on February 29, 2008 #13

ahaakss.. true.. very true.

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Fuqaha wrote on February 29, 2008 #14

boroi baru bergaya. hidup boroi! :D (alasan…)

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bongkersz wrote on February 29, 2008 #15

girl friend A itu perasan gemuk lah.

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aishah wrote on March 1, 2008 #16

Sebab baca kat feedreader…ingatkan betul…cheh :razz:

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elvinado wrote on March 1, 2008 #17

cis! gila suspen! aku ingat ape da tadi :P aku penah makan ubat nietrudtox.. sgt bagus

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starwalker wrote on March 8, 2008 #18

eee bencinya that girl. she’s so skinny and she thinks she’s fat? Eeeeee annoying!

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Aisyah wrote on April 21, 2011 #19

Leave a comment, I won't bite ;)

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