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I Don’t Really Enjoy Futsal

It happened again, stubbed toe.

This is what you get if you run with your heart out and stop quickly.  Your body weight shifted to the toe and your nail bites the inner layer. Usually, it bleeds, internally.

I’ve been thinking about permanently removing my toe nail. I’ve read before, pro athletes do that if it happens once too often.

Casual futsal is quite a dangerous sport. I get ‘that look’ if I tell them, I need my fingers to work. Especially when they’re trying to blame me for letting in a goal.

I also hate when people put a foot when I try to shoot. Often, I’d stop myself. I don’t want to injure my friends over sportsmanship. Afterall, futsal is just a window to sweat.

You’ll probably think, I’m being a sissy or a wuss. Well, maybe I am :eek:

 

*Warning, the video might bug you*

[flash http://embed.break.com/NDE0ODk5]

ps: I wonder, if I undergo the surgery to remove my toe nail, will I get the handicap parking lot? You know, since I don’t have a toe nail, I’m considered as cacat :!:

pss: I can feel both my toe pulsate. Hurts like bitch :cry:

psss: I shouldn’t have told you that I was going to write a short sappy story. Kills the element of surprise.

 

There are 34 Comments for “I Don’t Really Enjoy Futsal”

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where’s the video? woke really late…a few minutes before 12…haha..

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|1f34|-|1r3 wrote on February 15, 2009 #2

you’re still not qualified as an OKU when you loose your toe. ibu jari tgn baru consider OKU. hehe. :)

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t.a.t.a replied #1

cahaya, hilang toe pun considered OKU kan?

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cahaya wrote on February 15, 2009 #3

Eddie, your toe will grow back unless you remove the base of your nail

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NoktahHitam replied #1

I intend to do that. But i’m not sure if its a good call or not. I dont want my neice to ask me, what happened to my toe all the time ;)

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cahaya replied #1

you can start by telling her that you becoming an alien. haha.

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koma putih replied #1

haha :up:


hafiz wrote on February 15, 2009 #4

after refresh…i can see the video..wow..don’t know i can be done surgically with intended purpose..haha…i thought it was used in tortures…LOL….

faint hearts….please don’t watch it…

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|1f34|-|1r3 wrote on February 15, 2009 #5

ya allah, sangat sakit okay.

i can’t watch that video.

ouch!

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aisyahkama wrote on February 15, 2009 #6

i terus tgk the video and was like …”oh dear..why in the world is NH removing his toenail?!!”

my fault, i was a lazybum and skipped the written part. LOL

p/s : get well soon, mr toe!

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NoktahHitam replied #1

That’s not me on the video :roll:

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lyana wrote on February 15, 2009 #7

u memang chachat :razz:
so jgn mengada nak tambah kechachatan lagi

tp mcm creepy la ed klu takde kuku kaki

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NoktahHitam replied #1

Creepy, tapi tade sakit dah.

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t.a.t.a replied #1

and yet, still creepy. and geli la… :mrgreen:

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soot wrote on February 15, 2009 #8

oh, man.. :neutral:

uh..ssk :sad:

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alone wrote on February 15, 2009 #9

The video won’t load on my computer. Oh well, i prolly wouldnt hv enjoyed it anyway.

Btw, go ahead and get ur toenail surgically removed! Sounds like fun~

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Izzy wrote on February 15, 2009 #10

eeei.. cabut kuku..?? x ke itu menyakitkan.. alah bisa tegal biasa maa… hehe..

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nikillas wrote on February 15, 2009 #11

tak potong kuku ek.. :P or kasut ketat? pakai socks tak ni? ni je antara sbb2 yang org selalu kene macam ni, unless, you’re ‘special’. hehe.

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NoktahHitam replied #1

Kuku potong, Kasut tak ketat, Socks pakai.

I just happened to be the ‘special’ one, who cuts thru air like beheading, quick and deadly.

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bongkersz replied #1

bahaya ni.. macam assasin.. :grin:

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abdusfauzi wrote on February 15, 2009 #12

xder la teruk sangat ..
sbb x bernanah mcm aku dulu ..
biler dah tumbuh balik .. jangan tekan2x yang kaler pink tuh .. nanti rase geli .. :P

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NoktahHitam replied #1

Tekan kaler pink tu la best! Nyilu-nyilu skit

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oDiN wrote on February 15, 2009 #13

cerita lain tapi pasal kemalangan kuku gak..hehe

on da way nk ke klinik,asalnya nk check selsema ja,turun dr kereta ibu jari tersepit celah pintu kereta yg telah ditutup dgn kuat…

semasa tahan sakit dan tunggu turn jumpa doktor… trus demam! haha..doktor bg ubat selsema dan demam.

darah beku dlm kuku tu slowly tolak kuku tu kuar…lastly xde trus dan tumbuh kuku baru! cool! time xde kuku tu rasa ngilu bila sentuh..

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jipo wrote on February 15, 2009 #14

hehehe..comelnya kuku dia kene cabut…besh video neh… sangat menyelerakan…hahahaha… tapi sakit wooo… aku yg nak potong kuku yang terselit kat belah tepi ibu jari pon payah..kalo di biarkan satg cekam lak.. baunya sgt mangi oke..hahaha :grin:

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Merah & hitaM wrote on February 15, 2009 #15

jauh dari peruk….ha ha ha

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Kujie wrote on February 15, 2009 #16

Oh wow. My bf complains about the same thing all the time. About the toenail thingy, and about people sticking out their feet when he wants to shoot. Due to intensive futsal and football, his toenail is already loose and he can ‘cabut’ and ‘pasang balik’ whenever its convenient for him. Ek eh! Cam klaka pun ada. And apparently, according to him, it causes smelly feet. Ntah eh?

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Zaza wrote on February 16, 2009 #17

aku ingat, kalau kau cabut kuku tu masa sekolah dulu, kau confirm lagi laju dari rostam.

mulder memang dah makan asap lama dah…

kekekeke

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NoktahHitam replied #1

Dari form 3, Rustam dah merase asap aku :eek:

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medea wrote on February 16, 2009 #18

Ouch! That happened to me before, twice. Once, I was playing soccer, chipping the ball with my bare foot.. next thing I knew.. the nail was dangling there…. :cry: Went back to hostel and pulled it off.. damn F-painful. Second time, was wearing futsal shoes but still, chipped half of it. Gone! Bleeding.. then I didn’t do anything to it.. until it rot.. LOL! smelly shiet!!! I just didn’t dare to pluck it off like that.. until it became loose…

Yeah, I hate it when people trying too hard on a casual game like you said – putting a foot in front when you try to shoot.

Go for the surgery yeah!!!!!! :up: :up:

psst… Thank you bro! :P

“Recommended Reading
* My Poor Kukujiao..”

HAHAHA!

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NoktahHitam replied #1

Your kukujiao story lagi gile! I should link it if it happens to me.

I weae shoes when ever I play. I caught a glass once, lesson learn, tak bole barefoot anymore.

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bongkersz wrote on February 16, 2009 #19

ouch…
i can feel that it really hurts…

p/s – try removing your toe, then you’ll be considered as cacat… :razz: kidding..

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spatt wrote on February 17, 2009 #20

hey there..
u can remove ur toe nail and it’ll be much more easier and less hurt.nanti dia tumbuh balek and no more pain..

hehe..:)

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izzati wrote on February 22, 2009 #21

sexy feet. haha.

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Aisyah wrote on February 26, 2009 #22

Leave a comment, I won't bite ;)

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