I Don’t Read Your Blog If…

The Bad News
Not true. I actually read almost anything I come across, thanks to RSS. But leaving comments is my not obligation. I don’t want to leave short comments like “HAHAHA” or “how funny sh*t is that!”, for the sake of “i wuz ere” it’s degrading!

But there are some setbacks when I read blogs, here’s the top 5.

1. Hosted on Blogspot [1. NoktahHitam was on blogspot before]
I don’t mean to disrespect those on Blogger.com, but blogspot is very lame. The non stress-free anti-spam image. Comment links to profile. Sometimes slow. But if you want flexibility in design, blogger is the way to go, otherwise you can migrate to wordpress.

2. Lengthy Post
Keep it short stupid (K.I.S.S.). Not everyone likes the idea of reading endless writings. If it needs to be long, segregate them in to several parts. It’s like G.I. Joe, ‘to be continued..’, I had to wait a week for the next episode!

3. Messy and Clutters
You have TOO many ads. It annoys anyone to the max. Position them neatly and make up your mind what ads to be put up and what needs to go away.

4. It Takes More Than a Minute To Load
What is blogging without picture(s)? [2. Chedet. He doesn’t have pictures in his posting] Limit each picture to 50kb. You can use Adobe Photoshop for that.

5. Language Used
Language is your brush, blog is your canvas, paint it your way. Writing also show one’s depth of knowledge, so choose your words wisely. You don’t want to look stupid.

Why do I read blogs? INFORMATION IS POWER!

Oh yeah, I don’t just read blogs, I click on ads if I like the entry.

ps: Next post, is the “20 blogs I like” with brief descriptions ❗

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72 thoughts on “I Don’t Read Your Blog If…”

  1. alamak aku mcm terkena je ngan no 4 pasal pics tuh. aku memang suka letak banyak2 pics. hehe menggangu ek. hehe πŸ™‚

    aku pun tak suka baca posting by para. aku suka style yang line by line. or best letak je numbering cam che det.

    aku pernah a few times org tanya kenapa tak blog fully dalam english or bm 100%. arghhhhh tekanan kejap aku. aku jawab – enough of full bm or english from 0800hrs til 1730hrs. haha πŸ™‚

    KNizam’s last blog post..Remembering Scones of Cameron Valley, Cameron Highlands during Breakfast at Holiday Inn Resort, Feringghi Beach, Penang

  2. I have been away for quite some time now..you’re doing well..glad to know someone still survives here~ πŸ˜€
    You’re goin’ easy on posts..i still like it though..it has the laidback feeling to it..

    berusaha !

    In Za’s last blog post..I Heart You, Sexy

  3. Salam,

    Awesome piece of material dude! (Trying to look smart with the language – refer to your tips “Language Used”)

    Do you mind I reproduce your tips in my blog? Of course, I have to leave out the 1st part since I’m on blogger.

    regards,

    mrbelimbing.blogspot.com

    Mr Belimbing’s last blog post..Snippets/Corat-coret

  4. NH, i started my blog a few months ago. Could u tell me watz wrong with it coz i’ve not been getting many readers judging by the hits. πŸ™‚

  5. “hatred is the essence of vanity”

    Mesti survive, but my writing is evolving, from personal stuff to something on wider scale. Good or bad, I have no idea

  6. Well, you have to be original. The way I see it, you are more or less like other bloggers, talk about your life etc. If you can somehow related your life with someone’s elses, it’d be much better.

    At least create a trademark of yourself.

    NH is the wicked Malaysian mind. Also evil but loves mother nature. How wicked is that?

  7. Wslam,

    Go ahead, I don’t mind if it involves copy and pasting. I’ll be writing about the top 20 blogs I read soon. So stick around 😳

  8. 😳 jahat la ko eddie,aku terasa la. kadang2 aku rasa malu gak bile ada org yang mcm ko ni baca blog aku. bukan ape, aku ni beginner and tah ape2 la yang aku tulis, english pun berterabur..tapi pada aku biar la mula2 org baca blog aku , pas2 cakap ape la callister ni, mcm ni tulis blog.. :down: tapi mungkin dgn pengalamn aku dpt memperbaiki penulisan aku and menjadi seorg blogger yg lebih berjaya… itu la harapan aku walaupun kdg2 rasa malu baca blog sniri sb mcm budak2 sekolah je menulis.. πŸ˜€

    callister’s last blog post..I’m going ho-ho holiday..

  9. orang datang sekali je kt blog kite. Time tu kene impress gile2. tak kesahlah bahase ke, gambar seksi ke, and itu nak make sure dorg datang balik.

    setiap kali aku tules entri, aku abeskan dlm 2 jam kurang2, walaupun pendek.

  10. The image used in this post is mine, but you published and modified it without any prior approvement from me.

    Please delete it or buy on Getty Images.

  11. My image is still there, thank you for your fairless inaction.

    Legal action’s going to follow up, have fun.

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