Hair Cut Day!

Gunting Rambut
credit to addix
It doesn’t matter where I got my hair cut or how much I paid for it, I always ended up rectifying it when I get back home. Today was no different.

My head and face shape is always lenient towards crew cut. Gay gut, spiky cut, pengkid cut, emo cut, short cut, raya card, birthday card, I’ll always revert back to the basic 4-2-1 cut, much easier to maintain and style it afterwards.

I got my hair cut done at the place where I usually did in my yesteryears (12 and below). The fat and friendly barbers and the usual mulut-tada-insurance political talks.

Fat Barber: Long time no see.
NoktahHitam: Yeah, it’s been 13 years.
Fat Barber: Has it been that long? I should’ve retired. What are you doing now?

I explained to him my transition in life, from an engineering student to a web developer.

Fat Barber: How much are you making nowadays?
NoktahHitam: Enough for my tummy I guess.

I slipped out an RM50 note, and the Fat Barber insisted I keep my money.

NoktahHitam: That wasn’t uncalled for!
Fat Barber: It’s nice seeing you around.

I shook his hand and waived my good bye. As I was about to retract my last foot out of the shop, the Fat Barber said, ‘I have a daughter, would you…’

Thank fully it was an air conditioned room, air tight and sound proofed. I pretended I never heard a thing and walked off.

ps: I know that’s rude. Irregardless a female doctor throws herself at me nor a nude striper. But I’m always up for a good company and the flirtatious game. No feelings involved ➑

pss: I think I’m just confused, between reality and fantasy. Between needs and desire. Between love and lust πŸ™„

psss: Arrghhh… I don’t know! πŸ˜•

NoktahHitam

I am web developer, who's main concern is to save the trees. Nonetheless

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  1. The last line probably explains why his sudden curiousity in your financial well-being πŸ˜€ haha! But maybe he was trying to ask something else, I don’t know, but that’s the best guess…

    I hope you didn’t break his heart!

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  2. itu la pasal nyer…aku rasa camtuh gak..anak dia xde kije dlm bidang IT tuh…so dia nak soh ko tlg ejas kije utk anak dia..hehe

    untung2 anak dia baca blog nii… πŸ˜€

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  3. πŸ˜€ dia tahu you ‘sepi’. okay ape dia kenal kan you dengan anak dia. dapat gunting rambut free..

    p.s : confused (???) reality/fantasy, needs/desire, love/lust (???).. πŸ™„ kesian.

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  4. Hahaha. I tak ‘sepi’ ok. Sunyi pon tak. Jiwang.. maybe.. ehem! ➑

  5. Hahaha.. pandai la korang buat spekulasi. I don’t even know he had a daughter.

    Mintak keje now? Tea lady pon tak available. Skang ni strict skit financial.

  6. oh? I’ll ask him again when I need a haircut. My hair is super short and I kinda hate it ➑

  7. Agreed. Tp tu mcm wild chance je..

    Mick Jagger once said,’You can’t always get what you want..’

    ‘…but you’ll find what you need’

  8. Materialistic sungguh..

    The full line was more than tummy… my bad then 😑

  9. I utterly despise materialistic people. I know for a fact I will go bankrupt one day, but who in this world would like to take that fall with me?

    I should have just said I drive a taxi. Lesser conversation and more about the political ‘bs’ he has πŸ˜₯

  10. you la.. Khalillllll~

    Sepi is too dramatic. The impact is disastrous but hands down to the cinematography, it looked awesome and hollywood like. They even blew up a Perdana for the movie. Cool! Thanks to the person who paid for my ticket πŸ˜‰

  11. Hi NH…I admire your determination to marry a doctor. It’s a realistic dream. Work hard and pray hard! You sure will get one!

    p.s: Would you consider a PhD doc? πŸ™‚ [where’s the smileys icon??]

  12. huhuhu..lama betul tak gunting rambut….

  13. β€˜I have a daughter, would you tutor and help her with her web designing skills? She’s having a lot of problem with her studies…..

    What if that was the thing that he wanted to say? πŸ˜›

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  14. I can cut hair. For real. Used to be the barber for the hostel. Damn boring, every Tuesday night busy gunting rambut till my fingers ached. (because school assembly on wednesday) Sometimes I just hide somewhere so they couldn’t find me haha! Good though, dapat free nasi lemak ayam.. (back then time hostel.. kira luxury weh!) Only I hate those ‘customers’ that every week come to me and want a haircut and very fussy.. (tak juga hensem maner pon….) :mrgreen:

    ps: ada juga cita cita jadi hair stylist.. ➑

  15. i always say.. ‘salesman’ tak pun.. ‘promoter’. malas explain my job.

  16. you suka betul dengan khalil.. πŸ˜› (imaan koma tipu! mata gerak-gerak)

    and by the way, pierre andre okay.. bukan andre pierre. πŸ™„

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  17. confused between the love etc? biasa la tu. rilek ah. up for good company? ehmmmm… okay la tu. takde lah sepi sangat. hmmm….potong rambut free? ada udang di sebalik mi rupanya uncle tu. :$:

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  18. LOL.. Dont be to quick to judge! πŸ˜›
    Confused? Mesti effect dr kesan tgk cerita Sepi! πŸ˜†

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  19. Still barber 2 cam you after 13 years?awet mude ke? πŸ™‚ “I think I’m just confused, between reality and fantasy. Between needs and desire. Between love and lust”-agaknye dah tibe mase utk cari sang puteri yang berbaju putih & memakai stetoskop 2 kot ?:razz:

  20. Why no photo…see whether the haircut nice or not?…And why walk away? Get a wife…and free haircuts for the rest of your life, or at least your father-in-law’s!!! LOL!!!

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  21. :up:
    teringat kepalaku yg botak nie..

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  22. Hmm.. entahΒ² dia minta u tolong cari kan kerja utk anak dia ke.. mana tau kan..? ❓

  23. β€˜i have a daughter, would you marry her?.. hehe..

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  24. confirm tanak! tak kenal pon ➑

  25. botak sbb tua ?

    rambut aku pon dah muke gugur. πŸ˜•

  26. hehe.. kalau nak bagi membership card pon ok gak.

  27. STP, no picture la. My haircut will never turn up nice. I have to wait for a week to be able to style it. I now look like ‘solja boys’

  28. tak awet mude. tp die kenal la. like you seeing your long lost childhood friend, mesti kenal.

    doctor? bile la hari tu nak datang..

  29. confused dah lame. skarang baru rase effect die πŸ˜₯

  30. Come to think of it, I also have a daughter…..Bwakakakakaka!!!!!!

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  31. so what do your son-in-law get if he marries your daughter? Free tuition?

  32. bro !!
    tgk la rambut ak skang kt blog.. πŸ™‚

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  33. why there is always someone offering u their daughter?hark..mana la tahu hotbabe kan anak dia….uh…

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