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Girls, Don’t Lose Weight!

“Am I fat?” has always been one of the toughest question to answer, and it doesn’t pay if you answer them honestly. They’ll be self loathing and what follows next is the “I need to diet” exclamation.

In writing this post, I hope to convince the Eve party not to diet (unless obese).

Whoever give you the impression Kiera Knightley is hot? Well, neck up, she is, anything below is a walking match stick. Let’s put Scarlett Johansson into equation. I’m dead sure boys would drool over her more than Kiera.

Ok, that seems rather sexual.

Truth is, boys would prefer someone who’s normal or slightly above, BMI 23 to 26. Enough talk, let’s put this into vote.

*Only Guys can vote. Girls and Gays, stay away*

Written on 23 January '09 under Girls
 

There are 71 Comments for “Girls, Don’t Lose Weight!”

hahaha.. i can’t believe u actually wrote this!

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NoktahHitam replied #1

Crazy would be First name, if were to re-register my name. Hahaha

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Izzy wrote on January 23, 2009 #1

ada lagi ka pompuan yg tanya soklan tu?..i find it very cheesy dan mengada2 kalo pompuan zaman skang tanya bf benda tuh..

maybe kalo xda apa nk sembang kot..just to fill the silence ke..atau pon aku rasa pompuan ni mcm kena at least sbln skali kena merajuk so dia cari la reason2 utk merajuk..haha

soklan tu mmg put the BF in a really uncomfortable situation..pastuh terpaksa la kita si lelaki ni guna the three-tier-response;puji-truth-puji..(or more tier if she is jenis xleh terima kenyataan..haha)..

“no honey,u r fine”
“but maybe ur arm a bit …mm..u know..gendang gendut tali kecapi”
“other than that,top notch..perfecto!..muah..sayang!”

ps;hahaha i’m having so much fun commenting this..maybe sugar rush.

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jipo wrote on January 23, 2009 #2

then kalo yang under weight kena tambahkn berat la ek??
kalo dah cuba but still xberjaya mcm mn?

ke nak tunggu dah beranak esok baru badan naik?? :wink:

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lyana replied #1

callister nye BMI underweight gak ke?

Habis tu NH, kalau mmg dah badan camni sejak azali, kesian kitorg..huhu

p/s : i think i have two separate BMI’s i.e for my face and for my body. LOL

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Callister replied #1

hehe…yeah if i calculated it right my BMI is 17.6, i’m definitely underweight.. :oops:

p/s: haha..2 separate BMi? nape muka tembam ek?

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t.a.t.a replied #1

Callister, tengok pada gene and bones jugak la. kalau badan cam awak tu, tak yah la sesusah nak tunggu dah kawen baru nak naik, makan banyak tong pun sama tetap tak naik jugak kan? heheheh

untung badan cam awak. leh makan selalu. huhuh :oops:


lyana replied #1

oh satu geng lang kite..my BMI is slightly 2 units more than you..but still underweight

dont worry callister, it’s the confidence that matters =)

p/s : ha ah..pipi saye mcm lemon..nak peluk best, peluk pipi sendiri LOL


Callister replied #1

oh tidak nono..
sometimes i mkn pun jaga jugak sb takut tibe2 metabolism i wat lawak dia malas nk bekerja pulak ke..
x ke naya… :shock:

yeah sometimes i jeles gak tgk orang yang pakai baju boleh muat badan tapi bile i pakai banyak je ruang kosong..
huhu.. :oops:

tapi ape2 pun, i tetap bersyukur.. :smile: :wink:


Callister wrote on January 23, 2009 #3

yup, you got all the points right there dude..
I’ll go for Scarlett Johansson..
but they both are hot!!
Btw girls, no need to put so much effort on your weight, except that you are obese then its a must do routine.
way the go NH!!

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redAIG wrote on January 23, 2009 #4

Wohoo. My BMI is just 21! But I DO look fine. Definitely not as skinny as Kiera but not as firm as Scarlet. But I myself prefer something like Drew Barrymore’s. She IS not skinny. Am I right?

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Bagak replied #1

eyh Sarah…dekat2 la BMI kite…saye punye BMI tambah 10 je dari awak…ahaks…Incik Taboo, saye menge’vote’ Kiera…tak suke Scarlett…gigi cam Duckula…hahahahahaha….

p/s: Bro, NZ tannik, yeppek?

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NoktahHitam replied #1

Alaa dude! Aku tak suruh tgk gigi!

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koma putih replied #1

rasenye gigi kiera yg mcm dracula, not scarlett. lol~ :wink:


arep replied #1

hi sarah.. ni ke doktor yang diidam2kan oleh NH..

edie… yang ni ka???

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NoktahHitam replied #1

Dude, what are you implying?

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Sweet Thinker replied #1

yg tue laaa :up:

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feezayusoff replied #1

haha.
nk tau jugak ni. :halo: :halo:


NoktahHitam replied #1

Ahh! Drew Barrymore is more like it ;)

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Sarah replied #1

The chubbier, the more huggable girls are, eh?
Equates to, the chubbier the better? :lol:

But tongue never lies. When men get mad, they always tell the truth.

“Dah la awak tu gemuk, ni nak demand itu ini. Susah betul ada awek macam ni”

That’s what we don’t want to hear. Hehe. Okay. I rest my case. Anyway girls, BMI isn’t everything to tell whether u’re slim, chubby or fat. Practicing good diet and exercise are the simplest way to lead a healthy life. Healthy is more important than beauty, isn’t it? :cool:

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lyana replied #1

Yup KS..and confidence =)


Sarah wrote on January 23, 2009 #5

berat bawah 45kg untuk ketinggian normal. atas 165cm.

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NoktahHitam replied #1

Itu sekeping, atau sebatang lidi.

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Fariz Bakar wrote on January 23, 2009 #6

yg lidi tu la aku bekenan. tenaga jasmani tak kuat. yg kurus ni senang nak dukung. hahaha.

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t.a.t.a replied #1

tak rasa cam walking skeleton :eek: ke nanti?

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Fariz Bakar replied #1

nope. it just perfect.

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Aleya Ariana replied #1

amboiii fariz nak pilih yg kurus je. no wonder ada perubahan pada interests kt fb. senang dukung eh?
gatalll.


Sweet Thinker replied #1

same cam ape yg akoo idamkan. bek cari yg fewiiit dlu. kendian bila dah 1+1, mcm2 hal nnti. ahakz!

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Callister replied #1

hehe..that is one of the very good reason why sometimes i preferred my skinny body..
ape2 hal senang nk dukung…
kalo sakit ke ape ke…
xda la berat nk dukung… :wink: :razz:

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Fariz Bakar replied #1

oh hi! saya suka tulang awak. boleh berkenalan? :halo:

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Fariz Bakar wrote on January 23, 2009 #7

Suka atau terpaksa kalau dah cinta sebat jer.. :lol:

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haritz wrote on January 23, 2009 #8

The other day I passed this health-check booth in a mall and decided to give it a go. At the time I was with a friend who was really proud of her weight, as she was about 15 kgs lighter than me. You know how annoying these type of girls can be, they constantly fish for compliments by complaining that they’re f.a.t.

So anyway after the health check, the dietitian told her (and all her proud skinniness) that she was unhealthily underweight and had 30% fat, with low bone mass (low in calcium) and inadequate amount of water. I had 34% fat, and I’m supposed to be 15 kilos heavier than her.

How ironic. Tak jadik member tu nak berlagak dengan die pnye slim.

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NoktahHitam replied #1

Hahaha.. Looks and science doesn’t go hand in hand, does it? Guys love fun bags :grin:

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sub replied #1

yup.guys love fun bags :up:

how about love handles?

huhu

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Zaza wrote on January 23, 2009 #9

but, i’m so fat, big and ugly. kene gak kurus kan?

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t.a.t.a replied #1

terpulang pada diri sendiri. sama jugak macam saya. tapi selagi saya rasa confident dengan diri saya, saya tak kisah akan saiz. kalau kita fikir pandangan orang lain, memang smp bila hidup kita tak tenang.

so apa pun diri kita jugak kan. tapi kalau gemuk smp ada penyakit, then it’s better be kurus la. takut nanti melarat kesihatan kita. susah! tak leh makan sedap nanti.. :eek:

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cahaya wrote on January 23, 2009 #10

omg.my BMI is just 16++.
seriously macam out of league j.
just lost 2KGs a week ago. :razz: :razz:

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feezayusoff wrote on January 23, 2009 #11

seriously .. peluk yg kurus cekeding tak best lah .. scarlett, sexy! Kiera – a turn off .. really. if peluk resa macam peluk ranting kot. kurang empuk ni tak best

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Aleya Ariana replied #1

macam ni barulah lelaki.

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cibol wrote on January 23, 2009 #12

I believe a better comparison would be against Kate Winslet instead of Scarlett Jo.

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pac-man wrote on January 23, 2009 #13

uh-huh.

BMI is just general guideline. no one should live by it.

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NoktahHitam replied #1

Athlete do depend on it. Too heavy = slow. Too light = no momentum. but there’s further calculation for this.

Even in racing, weight-height ratio is important.

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Aisyah replied #1

a buff body builder could have a BMI of an overweight person, but truly is not overweight.

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Taukey replied #1

muscle is heavier than fat


NoktahHitam replied #1

Being too muscular, you’ll loose agility.

Ok, we’re talking outside the topic. Neither you or me are athletes.


Aisyah replied #1

well, my point is, BMI is not for everyone. some ppl have more muscle mass.

The Rock tu, muscular, tapi hebat je. haha.


Aisyah wrote on January 24, 2009 #14

HAi,nice bloge dude,erm dijemput ke blog terbaru sye ni di http://sabtu-day.blogspot.com …erm jgn luper linkkan blog ini yer.ok thanks n bye

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NABIL wrote on January 24, 2009 #15

its hard to tell my gf to gain more weight.
i want a healthy mommy for my kids soon.. haha
macam la aku da kawen.. :P

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NoktahHitam replied #1

That’s a tough one. But for single girls, you can always tell them is 82% probability for them to get a BF if they’re normal or slightly chubby :cool:

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myadlan wrote on January 25, 2009 #16

hoho..antara Scarlet ngan Keira… :roll:

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NoktahHitam replied #1

Ke ko nak aku pakai Hindustani actress? :razz:

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aman wrote on January 25, 2009 #17

the way i see it, as long as ure happy with the way you look, okla :) thats the only way ure gonna feel confident with yourself, and once u have confidence yg lain will fall to place in the nick of time.

biala that girl nak kurus ke nak berisi, janji die happy. regardless org nak die berisi ke kurus ke, suka hati die la x? badan die kot?

:p

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NoktahHitam replied #1

I get your point honey. I do.

(I’m getting girls to eat more, so can you just play along?) :shock: :grin:

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lyla wrote on January 25, 2009 #18

am i fat?….wakaka…aku mmg kurus pown…just drop by…i like your blog… :cool:

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shamzettai wrote on January 26, 2009 #19

it’s no matter to be with a fat girl (overweight excluded)

just don’t be underweight. that means you’re sick :down:

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NoktahHitam replied #1

We’ll end up burning the holes in our pocket feeding the skinny ones.

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alone wrote on January 26, 2009 #20

thank god my BMI is 25 :P

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NoktahHitam replied #1

:grin: :grin: :eek: :XO:

I heard guys tripped all over you. Quite the head turner eh? :razz:

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mlle linie replied #1

those was the younger days lah.. hahahha (perasannye aku!)

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mlle linie wrote on January 26, 2009 #21

BMI 23-26. huhu. susah la nak dapat. nak ke angka 20 pun susah. tapi, gals yang chubby tu cute. :)

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Irdzra replied #1

huhu..ye ke susah nak dpt ? mine is 22.2… :D

but for us chubby girls..it quite hard to find good jeans..kalau kat peha dah ok..kat bahagian pinggang besau pulak..its always like tat… :(

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NoktahHitam replied #1

guys have that complex too. My thigh are way to tight to fit my waist size. Usually ended me buying baggy jeans, which is ok to me, but obscene to girls. LoL

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bul4n replied #1

totally agree with you!!
thigh is always the problem…it makes u end up buying jeans with big waist..I find that I can slip through my jeans even when it is buttoned..

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buzzybug wrote on January 27, 2009 #22

I shall refrain myself from voting, tho.

But so long as one is healthy in her own terms, the BMI issue can put to rest.

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NoktahHitam replied #1

True, but this post isn’t intended to nail the BMI issues. I just want girls to know, they are beautiful even if they’re slightly or chubby :grin:

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zara wrote on January 28, 2009 #23

funny.
I’ve been chubby and fat my whole life. I ain’t lying. the highest peak of my weight was 75 kg and I’m 160 cm tall.

and through that period… no guys ever looked at me. None.

oh wait…! how silly. Now I remember… there are guys who did check me out… and it turns out that they checked me out because they were more interested to make fun out of my weight rather than to know me better.

anyway, I’m way over the weight issue. I don’t live in this world to please guys.

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NoktahHitam replied #1

160cm, 75kg, wow, more to love! (I mean that)

Too bad the guys around you are mean. Go find a new circle of friends who’s interested what you are inside. Who makes you walk taller and glide your way across the hall.

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Tyra replied #1

Haha. Really? I should’ve met ppl like you back then… so that I wouldn’t have to go through that self-insecure phase.

Btw, at 75kg, I had too many health problems, clothing problems, social problems and etc. So I’ve shed the kilos anyway. currently my BMI stands at 24. guess I’m the Scarlett Johansson’s type. :)

I have to admit what you said is true. I did ask my boyfriend whether he likes skinny girls or voluptuous girls better. He said he prefer the latter. Skinny girls (like Keira Knightly) are unattractive… they don’t have curves and as if they are walking sticks. he’s the type yang tak cover-cover bila cakap. main lepas je… so I take whatever he says as honest as he can get.

and he always go bonkers when I said when I’m on a diet. but I’m still on a diet anyway. I did it just to ease my self-conscious… not to please him. hehe.

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Tyra wrote on January 28, 2009 #24

kalau pempuan tanya aku camni. kalau betul dia gemok. aku kata je dia gemok. tapi serius, dia gemok ke atau tak. aku kata depa gemok..

Ps: Hujung cite, semua maki hamun aku. haha.. :twisted:

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titan wrote on January 28, 2009 #25

Skinny girls? Give me a table to hump, it makes no difference. Hugging a lamp post is better than a skinny girl. At least lamp post got roundish curve hahahaha!

Point is, to look healthy (and sexually attractive? lol!). Scarlet definitely looks healthier and ‘yummier’ than Kiera. Anyway, I don’t vote because I think Marie Digby is way much hotter than both girls in the poll =P

ps: Naked skinny girls are fugly.. it’s hard to get hard seeing one I THINK. That said, having curves at right places sure better than just thin and flat all over.

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najlaa replied #1

haha…i second you on stating that marie digby is wayy hotter than those 2 girls.

glad to know that there’s someone who doesn’t follow the typical flow of mind who thinks skinny girl is a goer..

yet,the ugly truth is, there’s still bunch of guys out there who need to be mind polished…

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bongkersz wrote on January 29, 2009 #26

Leave a comment, I won't bite ;)

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