Geeky Way of Saying,’I’m On Vacation’

$dear_people =  ‘friends‘ , ‘family‘, ‘valued_clients‘ ;

/*On Vacation Notice */

for 14th September< x < 28th September;
{
define
(‘ I will be away’);
}

If you_have_any_inquiry == ‘Yes‘;
{
return (‘please send them to sales@laman7.com‘);
}

Else
{
return (‘wait for my reply when I get internet’);
}

return (‘Thank you!’);
end_if;

/* your web developer, NH  */

ps: Till then people. Have fun and always wear a condom (even if you don’t know what it’s for)

pss: I am currently using this on all my email 😮

psss: Uber geekiness, at least I know what I am. Do you know what you are?

pssss: My clients will be confused! 😀

NoktahHitam

I am web developer, who's main concern is to save the trees. Nonetheless

This Post Has 39 Comments

  1. soooo geeky

  2. System.out.Println(“Have a safe trip!”);

  3. Hey NH may you have a safe and fun-filled journey! 😀 and haha the script made me laugh!

  4. if ( comment[‘Extremist Thinker’] == ‘kawe demo kawe demo’ ) {
    die(“Kelantanese dialect not allowed!”);
    } else {
    echo ‘Baru yolo!’;
    }
    if ( reader == ‘NH’ ) {
    echo ‘Selamat pergi dan pulang, NH. Tahniah sebab dapat peluang buat umrah. Aku doakan ko selamat dan sejahtera sepanjang ibadah suci itu.’;
    }

  5. public static void main(String[] args) {
    window.alert(‘Take Care. Be back in one piece’);
    }
    }

    to

    alert(‘Take Care. Be back in one piece’);

  6. geeko-loba2. haha 😕

  7. selamat menunaikan umrah..
    semoga selamat pergi dan pulang..

  8. aku nggak paham kesemua di atas :mrgreen:
    aku mmg fail dlm coding. walahuuuu 😕

  9. akoo amek C++ tp akoo dpt C. kalo tak dah tunjuk bakat kat cni bos. haha.. slmt jalan romeo. :halo:

  10. coolness~! dulu pun masa masih excited with coding, suka bagi wishes by coding.. 😛 but now dah jarang buat.. :$:

  11. wohooo…..sungguh…siap coding skali…

    neway….wish ya have a safe trip…take care…. 🙂

  12. eheh geeki habis. bahasa komputer c++, lama x sentuh huhu.

    happy umrah!

  13. NH:
    selamat pergi dan pulang.

  14. #include
    using namespace std;

    int main()
    {

    cout << ” Have a nice journey! ” << endl;
    cout << ” Btw, I’m using your themes. Its Rawks! ” << endl;

    return 0;
    }

  15. 🙂 xpe, just read them as plain english will do. such as, “==” is “equal”. hehe.

  16. 😯 😈 geek sungguh anda. haha.

    var ucapan;
    function pop_up(){
    x == “selamat kembali”;
    return x;
    }

    ucapan = pop_up();
    alert(ucapan);

  17. ade syntax error disitu. maaf. 🙄 😛

  18. waisshh.. dah lama meninggalkan alam peng codingan seperti di atas. lupa banyak dah. apa pun semoga selamat semua nya.

  19. writeln (“selamat pergi”)
    writeln (“selamat kembali”
    writeln (“terima kasih”)

    **pascal language 🙄

  20. ** ) missing in 2nd line 😀 😛

  21. NH, you’re a geek. 😛
    Have a safe journey! 😉

  22. Semua suka programming . =)

  23. selamat bercuti ! 😈 😈

    teringat masa blajar IT duludulu

    wenkt <- lulusan comp engineering tp kerja lain. haha

  24. in CodeIgniter ( PHP Framework)

    /controller/noktah_hitam.php

    load->view(‘noktahhitam’,$data);
    }

    }
    ?>

    /view/noktahhitam.php

  25. alamak..filter la plak .. 🙁

  26. That’s so geek! :up:
    Have a nice trip then..

  27. aku paham… tapi aku bukan geeky… pasal inilah subjek yang aku gagal dan malas nak ulang … maka dengan itu, I didn’t get my so called advance diploma in computing muahahha … 😳

  28. print “kau raya sana terus ke?”

    (not a joke.. Python scripting is that simple.. :P)

  29. what a geeky….keren banget ide nya

  30. selamat hari raya aidilfitri 1429H
    maaf zahir batin….hohoho baliikkk kammppunggg. hehe 🙂

  31. Haha nice post! Maybe someday I could use this method in my blog too. C++ perhaps lol. Love psedo 😉

  32. Haha nice post! Maybe someday I could use this method in my blog too. C++ perhaps lol. Love psedo

  33. void use(char *program) {
    printf(“\t\t -nh\tnh\n”);
    exit(0);
    }
    void nh(void) {
    printf(“Wahhhhh..Sungguh menarik jika NH convert semua penulisan blog beliau kepada Scripts language\n”, NH);
    exit(0);
    }

    ariyako@vps [/opt/geek]# ./breply -nh
    Wahhhhh..Sungguh menarik jika NH convert semua penulisan blog beliau kepada Scripts language

    🙄 dimanakah kaum hawa dalam comment ini?

  34. waa balik cepat NH! miss your blogposts!!!

  35. Lepas ini wujud blog yang entrinya bertemakan coding saja. Haha!

  36. selamat hari raya bro…

  37. Selamat hari raya, eddie 🙂

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