• NH and friends NoktahHitam is my alter ego. I am a nocturnal Web Developer at Laman7. Part time innovator, full time procrastinator.

Geeky Way of Saying,’I'm On Vacation’

$dear_people =  ‘friends‘ , ‘family‘, ‘valued_clients‘ ;

/*On Vacation Notice */

for 14th September< x < 28th September;
{
define (‘ I will be away’);
}

If you_have_any_inquiry == ‘Yes‘;
{
return (‘please send them to sales@laman7.com‘);
}

Else
{
return (‘wait for my reply when I get internet’);
}

return (‘Thank you!’);
end_if;

/* your web developer, NH  */

ps: Till then people. Have fun and always wear a condom (even if you don’t know what it’s for)

pss: I am currently using this on all my email :eek:

psss: Uber geekiness, at least I know what I am. Do you know what you are?

pssss: My clients will be confused! :grin:

Written on 14 September '08 under Web & Gadget
 

There are 39 Comments for “Geeky Way of Saying,’I'm On Vacation’”

soooo geeky

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arep wrote on September 14, 2008 #1

System.out.Println(“Have a safe trip!”);

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MK wrote on September 14, 2008 #2

Hey NH may you have a safe and fun-filled journey! :grin: and haha the script made me laugh!

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teddY wrote on September 14, 2008 #3

syntax error :twisted:

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ImamKhalid replied #1

if ( comment['Extremist Thinker'] == ‘kawe demo kawe demo’ ) {
die(“Kelantanese dialect not allowed!”);
} else {
echo ‘Baru yolo!’;
}
if ( reader == ‘NH’ ) {
echo ‘Selamat pergi dan pulang, NH. Tahniah sebab dapat peluang buat umrah. Aku doakan ko selamat dan sejahtera sepanjang ibadah suci itu.’;
}

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Extremist Thinker replied #1

akoo amek C++ tp akoo dpt C. kalo tak dah tunjuk bakat kat cni bos. haha.. slmt jalan romeo. :halo:

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Extremist Thinker wrote on September 14, 2008 #4

public static void main(String[] args) {
window.alert(‘Take Care. Be back in one piece’);
}
}

to

alert(‘Take Care. Be back in one piece’);

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love-n-hate wrote on September 14, 2008 #5

geeko-loba2. haha :???:

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KNizam wrote on September 14, 2008 #6

selamat menunaikan umrah..
semoga selamat pergi dan pulang..

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Rizuan wrote on September 14, 2008 #7

aku nggak paham kesemua di atas :mrgreen:
aku mmg fail dlm coding. walahuuuu :???:

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abdusfauzi replied #1

:smile: xpe, just read them as plain english will do. such as, “==” is “equal”. hehe.

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aeropama dot com wrote on September 14, 2008 #8

coolness~! dulu pun masa masih excited with coding, suka bagi wishes by coding.. :razz: but now dah jarang buat.. :$:

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nono wrote on September 14, 2008 #9

wohooo…..sungguh…siap coding skali…

neway….wish ya have a safe trip…take care…. :smile:

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yumi wrote on September 14, 2008 #10

eheh geeki habis. bahasa komputer c++, lama x sentuh huhu.

happy umrah!

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megat wrote on September 14, 2008 #11

NH:
selamat pergi dan pulang.

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cik simpankira wrote on September 15, 2008 #12

#include
using namespace std;

int main()
{

cout << ” Have a nice journey! ” << endl;
cout << ” Btw, I’m using your themes. Its Rawks! ” << endl;

return 0;
}

:arrow:

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Muii wrote on September 15, 2008 #13

:shock: :twisted: geek sungguh anda. haha.

var ucapan;
function pop_up(){
x == “selamat kembali”;
return x;
}

ucapan = pop_up();
alert(ucapan);

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abdusfauzi replied #1

ade syntax error disitu. maaf. :roll: :razz:

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abdusfauzi wrote on September 15, 2008 #14

waisshh.. dah lama meninggalkan alam peng codingan seperti di atas. lupa banyak dah. apa pun semoga selamat semua nya.

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t.a.t.a wrote on September 15, 2008 #15

writeln (“selamat pergi”)
writeln (“selamat kembali”
writeln (“terima kasih”)

**pascal language :roll:

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aisyahkama replied #1

** ) missing in 2nd line :grin: :razz:

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aisyahkama wrote on September 15, 2008 #16

NH, you’re a geek. :razz:
Have a safe journey! :wink:

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Mira wrote on September 15, 2008 #17

Semua suka programming . =)

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asx wrote on September 16, 2008 #18

selamat bercuti ! :twisted: :twisted:

teringat masa blajar IT duludulu

wenkt <- lulusan comp engineering tp kerja lain. haha

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wenkt wrote on September 16, 2008 #19

in CodeIgniter ( PHP Framework)

/controller/noktah_hitam.php

load->view(‘noktahhitam’,$data);
}

}
?>

/view/noktahhitam.php

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oDiN replied #1

alamak..filter la plak .. :(

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oDiN wrote on September 17, 2008 #20

;) mmg betul geek la~ :up:

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crime_genius86 wrote on September 17, 2008 #21

That’s so geek! :up:
Have a nice trip then..

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saffa wrote on September 20, 2008 #22

aku paham… tapi aku bukan geeky… pasal inilah subjek yang aku gagal dan malas nak ulang … maka dengan itu, I didn’t get my so called advance diploma in computing muahahha … :oops:

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melbie wrote on September 21, 2008 #23

print “kau raya sana terus ke?”

(not a joke.. Python scripting is that simple.. :P )

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Hero wrote on September 23, 2008 #24

what a geeky….keren banget ide nya

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reical wrote on September 23, 2008 #25

selamat hari raya aidilfitri 1429H
maaf zahir batin….hohoho baliikkk kammppunggg. hehe :)

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KNizam wrote on September 25, 2008 #26

Haha nice post! Maybe someday I could use this method in my blog too. C++ perhaps lol. Love psedo ;)

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f wrote on September 26, 2008 #27

Haha nice post! Maybe someday I could use this method in my blog too. C++ perhaps lol. Love psedo

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Faisal Admar wrote on September 26, 2008 #28

void use(char *program) {
printf(“\t\t -nh\tnh\n”);
exit(0);
}
void nh(void) {
printf(“Wahhhhh..Sungguh menarik jika NH convert semua penulisan blog beliau kepada Scripts language\n”, NH);
exit(0);
}

ariyako@vps [/opt/geek]# ./breply -nh
Wahhhhh..Sungguh menarik jika NH convert semua penulisan blog beliau kepada Scripts language

:roll: dimanakah kaum hawa dalam comment ini?

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Najib Hassan wrote on September 27, 2008 #29

waa balik cepat NH! miss your blogposts!!!

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waniee wrote on September 27, 2008 #30

Lepas ini wujud blog yang entrinya bertemakan coding saja. Haha!

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asx wrote on September 29, 2008 #31

selamat hari raya bro…

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zewt wrote on September 29, 2008 #32

Selamat hari raya, eddie :)

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melbie wrote on September 29, 2008 #33

Leave a comment, I won't bite ;)

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