Geeky Way of Saying,’I’m On Vacation’

$dear_people =  ‘friends‘ , ‘family‘, ‘valued_clients‘ ;

/*On Vacation Notice */

for 14th September< x < 28th September;
{
define
(‘ I will be away’);
}

If you_have_any_inquiry == ‘Yes‘;
{
return (‘please send them to sales@laman7.com‘);
}

Else
{
return (‘wait for my reply when I get internet’);
}

return (‘Thank you!’);
end_if;

/* your web developer, NH  */

ps: Till then people. Have fun and always wear a condom (even if you don’t know what it’s for)

pss: I am currently using this on all my email 😮

psss: Uber geekiness, at least I know what I am. Do you know what you are?

pssss: My clients will be confused! 😀

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