Geeky Way of Saying,’I’m On Vacation’

$dear_people =  ‘friends‘ , ‘family‘, ‘valued_clients‘ ;

/*On Vacation Notice */

for 14th September< x < 28th September;
{
define
(‘ I will be away’);
}

If you_have_any_inquiry == ‘Yes‘;
{
return (‘please send them to sales@laman7.com‘);
}

Else
{
return (‘wait for my reply when I get internet’);
}

return (‘Thank you!’);
end_if;

/* your web developer, NH  */

ps: Till then people. Have fun and always wear a condom (even if you don’t know what it’s for)

pss: I am currently using this on all my email 😮

psss: Uber geekiness, at least I know what I am. Do you know what you are?

pssss: My clients will be confused! 😀

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NoktahHitam

I am web developer, who's main concern is to save the trees. Nonetheless

39 thoughts on “Geeky Way of Saying,’I’m On Vacation’”

  1. if ( comment[‘Extremist Thinker’] == ‘kawe demo kawe demo’ ) {
    die(“Kelantanese dialect not allowed!”);
    } else {
    echo ‘Baru yolo!’;
    }
    if ( reader == ‘NH’ ) {
    echo ‘Selamat pergi dan pulang, NH. Tahniah sebab dapat peluang buat umrah. Aku doakan ko selamat dan sejahtera sepanjang ibadah suci itu.’;
    }

  2. #include
    using namespace std;

    int main()
    {

    cout << ” Have a nice journey! ” << endl;
    cout << ” Btw, I’m using your themes. Its Rawks! ” << endl;

    return 0;
    }

    ➡

  3. waisshh.. dah lama meninggalkan alam peng codingan seperti di atas. lupa banyak dah. apa pun semoga selamat semua nya.

  4. aku paham… tapi aku bukan geeky… pasal inilah subjek yang aku gagal dan malas nak ulang … maka dengan itu, I didn’t get my so called advance diploma in computing muahahha … 😳

  5. void use(char *program) {
    printf(“\t\t -nh\tnh\n”);
    exit(0);
    }
    void nh(void) {
    printf(“Wahhhhh..Sungguh menarik jika NH convert semua penulisan blog beliau kepada Scripts language\n”, NH);
    exit(0);
    }

    ariyako@vps [/opt/geek]# ./breply -nh
    Wahhhhh..Sungguh menarik jika NH convert semua penulisan blog beliau kepada Scripts language

    🙄 dimanakah kaum hawa dalam comment ini?

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