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Cepat Sampai

I had to rush to send a friend back to able to be on time for a meeting.

It was a heavy stream of traffic, everyone just got off work. Thankfully, Duke‘s there to save the day. I managed to send that friend and be on time for the meeting. I hate waiting for people, likewise, have people wait for me.

It was hard to push the old lady to 150kmh, somehow I got her rolling to 190kmh.

Upon arrival, I sent a text message saying how sorry I was about my driving attitude. (Not many fancy left-right-hard-braking maneuvers). The last time I did that, my ex puked all over my G2000, but that was 2 years ago.

Anyway, she replied, “Takpe, seronok naik kereta dgn you”.

“Seronok?”, pure puzzlement.

“Yup. Cepat sampai.”

WTH?

Moral: Don’t drive with your girlfriend on the passenger seat. You’ll love her less when she spills her tummy content all over your face.

Written on 22 May '09 under Girls
 

There are 26 Comments for “Cepat Sampai”

hehehehe…. dua hari lepas pun mengsamseng kat highway 150kmh juga, kejar client yang terlepas 3 susur keluar plaza tol.

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NoktahHitam replied #1

Bace bace. Ini kisah lame Kak Jie. Ditulis lepas dapat ilham dari Kak Jie ;)

ps:Kalau mak-mak pon bawak cam pelesit, anak bawak macam….?

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Kujie replied #1

terharunya….. NH bace blog makcik² mcm blog kak jie…

:p

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Kujie wrote on May 22, 2009 #1

hahaha. i tak gentar pun naik kete dgn u. mcm naik roller coaster. best! ehe. :)

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aisyahkama wrote on May 22, 2009 #2

T_T
horror.

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abdusfauzi wrote on May 22, 2009 #3

cepat sampai pun seronok? orang nak lama lama. baru best.

err…aku maksudkan cerita kau memandu tu. lama memandu baru puas bersembang. menikmati pemandangan. tengok isi alam.

serius. aku maksudkan itu. serius.

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medea wrote on May 22, 2009 #4

“Takpe, seronok naik kereta dgn you” – double meaning nih :lol:

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fou wrote on May 22, 2009 #5

hmmm.
tak kisahla lama ke tak.
asal naik kereta dengan u.
mungkin tu maksudnya.

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aishah wrote on May 22, 2009 #6

Hanya orang sakit perut jer bawak kereta laju, tak caya tanya Edy :grin:

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haritz wrote on May 22, 2009 #7

yikes :mrgreen:

i’ll give her a sleeping pill! :eek:

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alone wrote on May 22, 2009 #8

My normal speed at the freeway ranging from 120-140kmph.

I have tried 160kmph before. On a bike.

If you were to simulate the experience on top of Everest, ride your bike super fast. Phewwww. Nice~

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bongkersz replied #1

Zubaidah, you ride big bike? :P

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Zubaidah Arshad replied #1

Once, on a freeway from Bangi to Nilai, many yonks ago. It was not a big bike after all. Just a plain unmodified RXZ my neighbor lent me.

Owh. I clocked that 160kmph riding down the hill. For a good 20 seconds. Then back to 100kmph.

:)

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NoktahHitam replied #1

Ganas. Freeway 160kmh. You managed to simulate Mount Everest. I never dared riding at that speed. I’ve seen bodies split in two before. So no extreme biking for me.


Zubaidah Arshad wrote on May 22, 2009 #9

Hahaha.. if it was that friend of your, gerenti my kaki will pijak2 brek yang takde kat seat tu.. hahaha.. pastu lepas turun kereta mesti rasa lenguh kaki.. padahal org lain yang bawa kereta.. hahaha~!

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nikillas wrote on May 22, 2009 #10

Yes, I love sitting in your car. Remember you mencilok-cilok on Jalan Ampang, at peak hour. Memang cepat sampai! Bagus!

Like always, skillful driving is more important, not the speed, and NH definitely a good driver :)

No, I’m not NH bf. Just a passenger. :D

ps: Why aku bunyi mengampu jer in this comment… LOL!

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bongkersz wrote on May 22, 2009 #11

Eh jap, why cepat sampai is seronok in this case? Not rushing to go anywhere pun, and it’s a bf-gf ride.. should be longer. (Pun not intended).

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bul4n replied #1

maybe she has carsick…sbb tuh nk cepat smp!

anyway NH, I wonder how did u react to her throwing up?n how bad it smelled?hahahaha

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NoktahHitam replied #1

I don’t get angry at people easily, especially the ones who’s sick. It was also my fault for driving like a mad man. We stopped at a petrol station. I changed my cloth (luckily baru balik from shopping). It smelled like vomit la, disgusting but still bearable.

I got my car detailed the next day.

If there’s a moment of gentlemanhood in my living life, that was the time I shined.

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bul4n replied #1

Thanks for sharing this story..
Sounds like a good way to know if the person you’re seeing has a temper..I definitely will consider this trick in the future..


NoktahHitam replied #1

You should consider me then ;)


bongkersz wrote on May 22, 2009 #12

aku masa bw keter lelaju 2 xrasa ape pun..
tp tibe2 kalo ada eksiden tgh jalan,terus kecut xberani nk bw lelaju.. :roll:

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Callister wrote on May 23, 2009 #13

Cepat sampai tu la yg bagus. Provided drive with care la. Dan tak kena saman :razz: Dlm otak awal2 set kena bawa slow, but once the car is moving..lupa daratan jap. Asyik nak kena cepat sampai je..padahal dah terlebih awal bergerak. Maybe its because of the adrenaline rush or..ntah. Bila pikir balik.. cilok sana sini, laju bagai kilat pun..still akan tetap di belakang kereta org gak. Cuma..cepat sampai. Ye. Cepat. I like.

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NoktahHitam replied #1

Zara, when ever I’m on the highway, I was never overtaken.

“akan tetap di belakang kereta org gak” – mesti la, takkan kete lembu plak? Relatively, kereta lain².

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zara wrote on May 24, 2009 #14

what if the old lady yg puke? hahah…

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NoktahHitam replied #1

Even if you puke, I wouldn’t mind.

My old lady tak reti puke, I trained her well :eek:

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linie wrote on May 24, 2009 #15

Leave a comment, I won't bite ;)

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