Lompat Si Nabila Lompat

Aeropama and Life4Hire left quite an impression when they commented on my previous posted picture, the headless Uhud Jump.

(From left, Nabila Huda, Etok, NH and Emok)

Before you shoot me, allow me to ask this, is it wrong to jump at Jabal Uhud? It left me disheartened upon reading this entry.

• We jumped not because we’re monkeys, but because we’re happy to witness the historical battle field
• We jumped because we want to try different style of pose
• We jumped because we want to appear cheerful, when actually it’s torturing hot
• We jumped because it’s rare to have a clear blue sky

As for Nabila Huda, it’s her fault for exposing her calves, but I believe you’ve seen more. Other than that, what’s wrong? It’s not like we jumped in a mosque or morgue. It was a dessert.

You might think I’m defending Nabila (as well as myself). Oh come on, there’s aplenty of saucy stories out there awaits your stereotypical mindset, like the Najib SMS story. Why sink so low for a cheap scoop?

There you go, a basketful of Malays doing the ‘Jordan’ pose. You were saying…?

ps: Jumping reminds me of Zarir, who taught me triple-jumping, which obviously I could never master.

Datuk Shah Rukh Khan, WTF?

When it first burst into Negaraku, I thought it was just a hoax. Turns out the he will be conferred Datukship on Yang DiPertua’s 70th birthday. WTF?

Credit: OhBulan

We’ve seen many delirious news surfaced this year, Anwar’s gimmick, Police rapist, RPK ISA’ed, Petrol Hike but this stupidity is a notch higher.

Rumour has it, Rosmah (First Lady In Waiting) is behind this. She’s fond of Bollywood industry.

I’m not against Shah Rukh Khan, for all I know, he is good (in his own way) at belly dancing, rolling down hill and acting. His datukship is surely a pit hole for aspiring entreprenuers and social workers who’s in dier thirst of the glorified honor.

So guys, forget about contributing and working your ass off for Malaysia. Just shake your booty, the Datukship will be at your doorstep.

So, who’s next? Salman Khan? AF stars? Mawi? Nabil? Elisha Cuthbert    

ps: Congrats to Shah Rukh Khan, can you teach your secret to hot lap dancing? It might earn me a Tan Sri.

pss: I don’t have anything against him, but I’m envious and so should you

Hari Raya Rape

It’s the month of attending open houses and seeking forgiveness from friends and families, but that does not refrain anyone to commit adultery.

GEMAS: A 22-year-old man was detained by police on Saturday for allegedly raping his 14-year-old girlfriend at his house in Felda Jelai the previous night. e-media.

Come on dude, the girl barely grew tits and still far from exploring her sexuality. What has got into you? If you’re horny, just masturbate, like other teens.

If I were a head honcho of gang, I’m sure to shoot my underlings for this inhuman act. Just like Botak Chin, who killed his subordinates for raping.

It’s time to bring the Islamic law to centerstage. Under this law, the rapist will be stoned to death (I think). It’d make a good example to other ill intentioned felon.

Poor girl. She’ll be traumatize by this incident for the rest of her life.

ps: Let’s turn Malaysia into a real Islamic country!

pss: Should Felda be blame for this too? (under Najib’s portfolio)

Ouch & Spinal Muscular Atrophy Petition

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Sometimes I wonder, why do these people go to great length to prove their loyalty to God? If God loves you, He wouldn’t want you to hurt yourself. If He hates you, you might already be dead.

Maybe it’s their way to repent of their sins.
Maybe it’s their way of saying thank you?
I don’t know. This is something out of my league.

But I’m grateful, I am only required to fast for 14 hours. (I’ve done 48 hours without food in a survival camp)

On other note, please sign this petition, Cure to Spinal Muscular Atrophy. Watch the video and you’ll understand.

thanks Mike. This is a petition in US but we can always import the cure to this genetic disease.

ps: I like the ‘drill’ guy

pss: Yes, I like kids.

Proton’s Electric Car is a Bad Move

While the people in Malaysia are still battling with the hike in petrol price, Proton introduces they newly join venture with Detroit Electric. Proton’s Electric car.

Stupid Bad move. Here’s why.

You need to charge the car. What happens if your car ran out of battery in traffic jam? Conventionally, you can always walk to the nearest station. Battery? Get AA size ones? Push? I’d recommend you call a towing company. That’s RM200 down the drain

Sky high electricity bill. You may think it’ll reduce your petrol expenditure but you’re wrong. The petrol expenditure will go directly to your electricity bill. Leverage, justify, call it what ever you want, you gain too little to notice

Black outs. Let’s face it, monopoly is bad idea of improving any service. We all had our blackouts every now and then. So tell me, where can you seek refuge during the darkest day when your car is dead?  

Going greener? Nope. Electricity comes from burning gas and charcoal. We have yet to own a nuclear plant although MINT was established long ago 

Old housing wiring. Most modern home are equipped with a 3 phase power supply, sadly not rural ones. Naturally, electric cars will need these facility to recharge the battery. Yeah, you can strike out balik kampung with this car

High density residential. If you live in a condo, apartment or any high rise, it’ll be (almost) impossible to recharge your car from your house. They’ll be a special parking bay and I bet your management will shave every extra penny you make

Having said all of the above, wouldn’t it be smarter to work on hybrid or hydrogen car? The choice is yours

ps: My arguement today is from consumer’s point of view.

BaM! BooM! Fireworks Cracking

What’s wrong with kids today? Can’t they learn to respect the mosque?Every year, I’d face the same agony, kids cracking fireworks while performing terawih. It’s very hard to concentrate. 2 things crosses my mind throughout my prayer;

• Will a car explode? (since they’re playing in the parking area)
• Will it hit my car?

Darn.

Fortunately today I brought my phone. I rang the local police and asked them a small favor, to patrol our mosque. The police never came. I’m sure they’re waiting for enough complains before they can take further actions. At least I did my part.

During my younger year, Terawih means No-Study Night. We’d pretend to be pious but sneaked out after the first prayer for some extreme handmade fireworks. But at least we have the decency to respect those performing prayer.

So, let me post this question again, what’s wrong with kids today or rather, anak sapa ni?

ps: I wrote this post using Chrome, seriously it rocks! incompatible with WordPress 

Portal JAKIM : Fadilat Solat Terawih Palsu

Since this post governs Islamic beliefs, I shall address it in Malay.

Fadilat Solat Terawih Palsu daripada JAKIM Terengganu.

Memang tidak disangkal lagi, Solat Terawih tidak dapat dipisahkan dengan bulan puasa. Namun disebalik solat sunat ini, terdapat juga hadis palsu yang berbunyi:

Malam Pertama: Keluar dosa-dosa orang mukmin pada malam pertama seperti mana dia baru dilahirkan (mendapat keampunan dari Allah Taala).

Dan seterusnya. (more…)