Behind Obama, United States and Malaysia

First and foremost, I’d like to pay utmost respect to Obama on winning the presidency seat. (So which desk did you pick?)

We’ve heard and read so many stories about him, online or offline. Me? I couldn’t care less about his campaign. Politicians, they all echo the same thing, Change. It’s the marketing strategy that grants you the upper hand. Obama went super viral.

Few days ago, I had a small teh tarik session. The topic varies from politics to jokes. One of the thing that pulls my attention was this statement.

Obama is the first black president, why can’t Malaysia have a non bumi PM?

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Zulkifli Nordin Quits PKR?

I am a subscriber of at least 400 blogs and BigDogDotCom is one of them. I was in shock when his headline reads, Zulkifli Nordin tinggal PKR, mana 30 MP BN yang akan ke PR?

The riding MP is still a member of PKR.

It is unethical to write based on word of mouth. It’s against journalism spirit. It’s demeaning. Just like TV3, whom smudged Permatang Pauh’s campaign, day in, day out.

I shall stress again with a verse from the Quran.

And cover not truth with falsehood, nor conceal the truth when ye know (what it is).
( سورة البقرة  , Al-Baqara, Chapter #2, Verse #42)

Dan janganlah kamu campur adukkan yang benar itu dengan yang salah dan kamu sembunyikan yang benar itu pula padahal kamu semua mengetahuinya.  ( سورة البقرة  , Al-Baqara, Chapter #2, Verse #42)

Remember, 1 day (24 hours) in hell is equivalent to 1,000 years on earth. (That’s 1 hour and 30 minutes for 60 years on earth).

Abul Laits Assamarqandi meriwayatkan dengan sanadnya dari Hudzaifah r.a. berkata: “Tidak akan masuk syurga tukang fitnah. “

Do not let your good deeds go to waste.

ps: Why am I giving tazkirah?

Don’t Let Me Drown

I’ve decided, I will no longer write about politic here at NH. I will no longer be a loyal servant of Google’s SEO. You can go to KPMU.net or Bongkersz to read endless rants on politics. I figured I don’t need to be likable in the cyber world. So I’ll just stick to being the emo me.

Post 90’s favorite, Bic Runga. Definitely my evergreen song.

Sometimes, When you and I collide,
I fall into an ocean of you, Pull me out in time.

This is a continuity of Ninie’s recent post. I happened to stumbled upon my ex few months ago. It struck me, why didn’t it work out?

Was I too hard headed? Was I too demanding? Was I too pushy? Was I too emotional, sensitive at times? or was it just a fling not love?

Or was she all the above?

Love-dovey story is not my cup of tea (quoted). Somehow I’m just glad it didn’t work out (though I have yet to figure out the reason). Gut instinct? Yeah, that’s the Scorpio trait.

She’s now working for some multi-national bank and a part time model.

ps: I never liked showbiz girls, no matter how alluring they can be  

pss: Back to work eddie! Dateline in 12 hours   

Sila Turunkan Harga Minyak

Shahrir Samad in his press conference said Malaysian petrol price is determined by the global price. Now that it has gone down to $123 per barrel, when are you gonna F slash the price?

In the recent debate between Shabery and Anwar, Shabery blamed the global fuel hike for the heavy RM2.7o per liter in Malaysia. Now the price has gone down, what’s your F action?

Abdullah Badawi conflicted Shahrir Samad’s statement, when he announced RM2.70 per liter would take place immediately. Now that the price has come down, where’s your bloody F press statement?

Najib Razak said, ‘Harga minyak akan kekal jika BN menang pilihanraya’. BN did win, unfortunately, being an F politician, one cannot refrain from lying and empty promises. But now, here’s your F chance. Reduce the petrol price!

You’re probably wondering why I’m making a big fuss over petrol price, when it doesn’t affect me much. Let’s just say I’m standing up for you and the poor people surrounding me.

So guys, let it be heard, SILA TURUNKAN HARGA MINYAK before RAKYAT NAIK MINYAK, MENTERI SUME DAH NAIK LEMAK!!

ps: I should write a song about petrol

pss:  Replace F with Facebook*, or whatever applicable.

Saiful Not Sodomised, Doctor Reports

How bizarre can this be? Dr Mohamed Osman reported Saiful wasn’t a sodomise victim after all. Saiful can now go to hell (for the sins he committed).

Sabda Nabi Muhammad SAW,
“Tidak akan masuk syurga tukang-tukang fitnah” - al hadis.

Here’s the proof

Dr Mohamed Osman was detained for 3 days after refusing to change his report. His whereabouts now is still unknown (running away from the police).

What a drama. No Malaysian producer/script writer could ever craft a show like this.

Saiful was not sodomised, he’s fucked!

ps: Could this be ‘doa orang teraniaya‘?

pss: Dr Mohamed Osman, you’re the man!

psss: Oh yeah doctor, could you please improved your handwriting. It helps a lot to know a doctor performing operation or anus check up has steady hand. Hahaha, kelakar shit  

Anwar Ibrahim Released

945am - Police released Anwar Ibrahim.

Yesterday, there was a commotion near IPK. 700 (maybe more) including family members, lawyers, journos, PKRs and supporters was there to show their support and begging for the first scoop. (more…)

Tan Sri Nordin Kardi - Vice Chansellor UUM

Remember the debate petrol debate between Anwar and Shabery? Well, here’s an excerpt that pulls muscles off my face.

NORDIN KARDI: Terima kasih Pengerusi. Sebelum saya mengemukakan soalan yang terbuka, saya ingin terlebih dahulu mendapatkan komitmen yang diucapkan oleh Dato’ Seri tadi, iaitu premis kepada cadangan apabila memerintah hari ini besok harga minyak akan turun 50 sen, bukan kerana Malaysia adalah negara pengeluar minyak, ya atau tidak?
ANWAR IBRAHIM: Ya, Malaysia ialah negara pengeksport minyak.

NORDIN KARDI: Kerana Malaysia negara pengeksport minyak, itu sebabnya cadangan ini dikemukakan?
ANWAR IBRAHIM: Ya.

NORDIN KARDI: Jadi apabila cadangan ini dikemukakan sedangkan dalam hujah telah menyentuh perkara-perkara lain yang bukan berkaitan dengan minyak iaitu yang berkaitan dengan IPP dan sebagainya. Jadi saya merasai..
DATO’ SERI ANWAR IBRAHIM: IPP itu ada hubungan minyak dengan gas.

*end of excerpt*

Aren’t you ashamed for not being able to relate IPP and Petroleum? I wonder, how do you get up there? *knock*knock* oh! hollow sound?

Students on the verge of expulsion can now use IPP, Petrol and VC as an excuse. I guess it’s true they say,“those who can’t, teach. Those who can, do.”

Hate mail can be addressed to nordinkardi@uum.edu.my (I’m sure it’s blocked by now)