Messy A Sign Of Genius?

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Can I borrow your laptop? … Sure

Woaaaahhh!!! What is this clutter?

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When Wedding Bell Rings

smile! you’re on candid camera

A quarter of a century, that’s my age. And the most common poke I get from my nearest family is, when is your turn?

Marriage is not something I want to fiddle with. Although God allow us (muslims) to have 4 wives, I think having a lady in the house is a handful.

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The Anti-Valentines’ Day

Every 15th of February is Anti Valentines’ Day.

Yeah, I am a loser

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I’m Wired for Creativity.. HMPHHHH!

99%

What else should I say?

Having Fun with Alphabets

I got this off from Friendster. (No, I’m not the one contributing to Nations’ Most Clicked Website). So let’s just be silly take 5 from everything.
> A: Gorgeous
> B: Loves people
> C: Best Smile
> D: Has one of the best personalities ever
> E: Freakin’ beautiful eyes!
> F: wild and crazy, people adore you
> G: Never let people tell you what to do
> H: Easy to fall in love with
> I: Loves to kiss
> J: Freaking Rowdy
> K: Really silly
> L: REALLY easy to fall in love with
> M: makes dating fun
> N: the best gf/bf you could ever ask 4
> O: Is a freak in bed
> P: Popular with all types of people
> Q: A hypocrite
> R: great girlfriend/boyfriend
> S: Lives life for fun
> T: GREAT kisser
> U: gets blamed for everything
> V: Not judgmental
> W: Very broad minded
> X: Never let people tell you what to do
> Y: Loved by everybody
> Z: Lives life for fun

E D W I N = Freakin’ beautiful eyes!, Has one of the best personalities ever, Very broad minded, Loves to kiss, the best gf/bf you could ever ask 4.

Was that a little too much? Yeah, I thought so too. Whats yours?

New Hair Cut, Pengkid Style

from behind, you look like shevchenko - Muhammad

Months before, my hair was very long. It took me 7 months to grow such length. I had to cut because it took me an extra hour everyday (blow dry, shampoo & conditioner). Muhammad told me, I looked like Drogba with that hair.

Anyway, I went for another hair cut yesterday as it was getting wavier. I specifically asked for “gay boys’ cut”. When the stylist was done, I told him, it doesn’t look right. “Go back and wash your hair first, later sure look good one”, he told me. In the shower, I played with my hair, shaping it like ultraman, bart simpson and captain planet. Oohh, happy, my head feels lighter. Out of the shower, Muhammad was in the room and said,

from drogba to shevchenko and now, pengkid.

I wrestled my younger brother, giving him the ultimate choke slam (Kanes‘ move) before I put some ooze on my head. Damn, my haircut looks like a boyish girl. Grrr.

Loser’s Guide to Hooking Up

Eddie, how do you hook up?

I’ve been asked this question so many times. I just have to write about it. 10 points to help a LOSER.

Is it easy? NO. The first thing you need is guts (but the right kind). Everybody fears the word “rejection”. Take me as an example, 3 out of 10 girls I randomly encounter will converse with me. When the conversation starts, I would know her worthiness (depth of knowledge etc.). When the conversation peaks, I would tell them I have other things to do and ask them is it possible to continue this conversation some other time. If she’s into it, she will pull out her mobile and ask for my number. I’d tell her to miss call me and leave the scene. It looks easy, no?

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