Assalamualaikum and Pick Up Line

Muslims are obligated to reply a salam. However, I find it rather strange when girls give me ‘that’ look.

I was walking along the Ramadhan Bazaar, I passed some random chick and conveyed my salam. They gave me ‘that’ look, the WTF look. Note, random, not just pretty and hot ones.

I did not asked for their name. Nor did I asked for their telephone number. Just a simple ‘Assalamualaikum’, no and is not harassing at all.

I wore a decent white T and blue jeans, far from the cries of a liberating street rapist, who’d pull girls off the sidewalk and rape them in the back alley, with ‘hamsters’ (rats) witnessing the deflowering.

Come on, I look better than that. You and I know it.

So if a salam is unanswered, what other ways to say hi for fun?

“Hi, you have a nice rack!”, would certainly land me slap. Most definitely.

“Hi, you’re cute, what’s your number?” too direct, scares me too.

“Hi, you a doctor? My sudden protracted cardiac arrhythmia makes me think I’m falling for you”, very rare to bump into doctors unless I’m somewhere around Medical School.

“Hi, I’d like to be more than just your brother in Islam”, not much kick to it.

Then I shall resort to my last pick up line, “Hi, I need to break my fast. Can I have a date?”

Oh well.

ps: So girls, what best way to say hi for no reason?

Pontianak on the Loose, Cyberjaya

I guess the lost caucassian kid I posted the other day didn’t scare you that much. Some still doubt it’s authenticity. I don’t blame you. It does look a bit awkward.

This photo was captured in Cyberjaya. The road next to the building leads to Dengkil. Those who’re familiar may know the name of the building. I don’t wish to name it. It could be your office. (more…)

Blip Tv: I Know I like It!

You might think it’s another copycat of YouTube, partially, but I don’t think so. I will be using Blip.TV for my other blog, ourfwd.

YouTube, I’m sorry our marriage couldn’t last.

ps: What was the frigging tennis guy thinking? Showing off?

pss: The last video is actually horseshit, I was told  

BlackOut at Taman Keramat, TNB?

I was about to leave my house for my daily dose of caffeinated drink (else I couldn’t sleep). *bleep*, the whole area blacked out. Come on, in the 21st Century? In the city bath in lights, Kuala Lumpur, where the Twin Tower lies? You’ve got to be facebook kidding me. (more…)

4 Minutes To Save the World

This has very little connection with Madonna’s latest single, featuring JT.

Let me pop the question, if you were given 4 minutes to save the world, how would you do it?

For a start, I work from home, please envy me! I get to see my youngest brother everyday when he got off from school. Among the things that we do is, sharpen his math skills. He did tell me he wanted to be a scientist, and math comes in close relation with Science.

5x + 8y = 60, y=5, what is the value of x? (answer: x = 4)

or much harder question like

2x + y = 4, x + y =2, find x & y (answer: y=0, x=2)

That’s considerably tough for a 10 year old. But I managed to find a way to capture his interest. It comes to a point where he said, ‘Abg ¹, I had enough for today’. Often I ask him to do one last question before wrapping up. Since bribing ice cream doesn’t work anymore, I offer him ‘4 minutes to save the world’. He gladly took up my offer.

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1. Abg: abang; a common calling for elder brother ↩

Messy A Sign Of Genius?

CAUTION: Very big picture, slow loading. Press ESC to close

Can I borrow your laptop? … Sure

Woaaaahhh!!! What is this clutter?

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When Wedding Bell Rings

smile! you’re on candid camera

A quarter of a century, that’s my age. And the most common poke I get from my nearest family is, when is your turn?

Marriage is not something I want to fiddle with. Although God allow us (muslims) to have 4 wives, I think having a lady in the house is a handful.

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