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Happy Chinese New Year, Rat Year

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err.. when I get married ok :?

To my chinese friends, the “Clan Master” would like to wish you a happy chinese new year. Drive safely to your ‘Ipoh mali’ home town.

Anyway, here’s some pictures of how a “Stir Fried Rats” looks like, (seriously not for the faint-hearted). Alternatively you check your chinese horoscope at ProAstro.

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Posted on 6 February '08 by NoktahHitam, under Engrish, Rotten World. 17 Comments.

New Hair Cut, Pengkid Style

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from behind, you look like shevchenko - Muhammad

Months before, my hair was very long. It took me 7 months to grow such length. I had to cut because it took me an extra hour everyday (blow dry, shampoo & conditioner). Muhammad told me, I looked like Drogba with that hair.

Anyway, I went for another hair cut yesterday as it was getting wavier. I specifically asked for “gay boys’ cut”. When the stylist was done, I told him, it doesn’t look right. “Go back and wash your hair first, later sure look good one”, he told me. In the shower, I played with my hair, shaping it like ultraman, bart simpson and captain planet. Oohh, happy, my head feels lighter. Out of the shower, Muhammad was in the room and said,

from drogba to shevchenko and now, pengkid.

I wrestled my younger brother, giving him the ultimate choke slam (Kanes‘ move) before I put some ooze on my head. Damn, my haircut looks like a boyish girl. Grrr.

Posted on 3 January '08 by NoktahHitam, under Engrish, Family, Jokes, Personal. 12 Comments.

NoktahHitam = Elementary Level?

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kNizam and MohdIsmail blogged about it. So I checked mine.

Some blogger thinks, the higher the reading level the better, I beg to differ. I believe by having lower reading level, entries could be understood easily. I’m proud as hell mine is elementary level ;)

PS: Do you really think there’s an algorithm to calculate ones intelligence in mere seconds? go check out the site.

Posted on 24 December '07 by NoktahHitam, under Engrish, Personal. 11 Comments.

Adsense Taiko - Fradulence in Disguise

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If you want a free copy of the ebook, browse down and click “download for free”.

A couple of weeks ago, I bought an ebook from AdsenseTaiko.com. After reading the “sales page”, I decided I should give it a try, after all, it’s written there I will get my full refund if I don’t like it.

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Posted on 11 December '07 by NoktahHitam, under Business, Engrish, Personal, Website Review. 85 Comments.

Don’t Break Me, Please.

Malicious Intent

I was am actually kinda mad at someone. So I decided to channel out my energy to my art work. It’s good to know I’m receiving good traffics here. Come on guys flood comment box!

Again, I urge you to be NICE! You don’t want me to do something like this.

Happy b’day to Izrin

Posted on 6 December '07 by NoktahHitam, under Design, Engrish, Music, Photoshop. 40 Comments.

The 9600 Birthday Boys

happy birdthday 9600


Yesterday, 12 years ago, we were awaken by the calling of the Malay College. We were brought together to form a batch, called 9600. So as a member, friend and brother, I wish every 9600 members, happy anniversary. I know it was hard dealing with me and for that, I’d take a bullet for any of you.

Here are some funny remarks during those years.

Jangan lari, saya kenal kamu! - Yoz Bin, chasing after ‘flying’ boys

Oh, zup zap zup zap, owh saya lupa. - Samcit, pronouncing Zul Zhafi.

Senang cite, b*bi awak! - Awang, pissed at us for no obvious reason.

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Posted on 6 December '07 by NoktahHitam, under Engrish, Jokes, Music, Personal. 23 Comments.

Vargina Restaurant

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A friend forwarded this to me. Lazat (delicious) ?

Posted on 2 December '07 by NoktahHitam, under Engrish, Food & Outing. 7 Comments.