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Best ke Jadi Pengkid?

Over the past few months, I jumped at least a few hurdles in this blogging arena. Hate mails, fan mails, nasty mails, you name it, I got it. It’s glad to know my writing is being acknowledge though I never expected one.On a quizzical note, I received a somewhat peculiar message from an anonymous guest. On the top right is a live chat system. I use to display my mood via Gmail. Thanks to it, I have another confused hater.

Best Ke jadi Pengkid

How can she mistook me for a pengkid? She must have missed the About page. Clearly, I’m a man. If not, you can kick my nut sack and see how I squirm just to clear the suspicion.I take it as one of our common traits, being too quick to judge. Seriously, bodoh.

ps: My guess she entered via Pengkid Hairstyle.

pss: It’s definitely a she, a guy couldn’t careless about lesbians, unless naked ones.

Written on 7 November '08 under Serious Matters
 

There are 68 Comments for “Best ke Jadi Pengkid?”

If not, you can kick my nut sack and see how I squirm just to clear the suspicion. <—– perlu ke buat statement cmtu? hahahha, nnt i try buleh :arrow:

i suke post being too quick to judge itu
hahaha


NoktahHitam replied #1

You can try, but you’ll have to pay dearly for the consequences. Hehehe.

I like that post to. That’s why I linked in back.


sootsprite wrote on November 7, 2008 #1

hoho how could she! itulah masalahnya bila tak faham dan baca bebetul huhu.


NoktahHitam replied #1

Classic case of meluru tak tentu hale.


megat wrote on November 7, 2008 #2

kekeke…
pengkid ko ni?? :grin:

kepada sape yang bertanya soalan 2, eddie ni sgtla jantan..


NoktahHitam replied #1

ntah la labu, orang main chat pastu sergah mcm tu, aku pon terkejut beruk


callister replied #1

patutnya bila dah jadi mcm 2,ko ajak dia jumpe..
pas2 ko tunjuk kat dia, jantan ke x jantan ko ni.. :razz:
baru dia tau..


NoktahHitam replied #1

aku tak reply pon, aku busy time tu.


callister wrote on November 7, 2008 #3

Lots of weirdos in cyberspace man…. :!:


NoktahHitam replied #1

You don’t have to look far, I’m one :grin: :grin:


zariel replied #1

dan penakut lak tu. :smile:


zariel replied #1

opps! bukan ko. si anonymous tu :grin:


Jed Yoong wrote on November 7, 2008 #4

weii..best ke jadi pengkid? tgk ko nyer avatar tuh…kalau aku xkenal ko…aku mmg cakap ko pengkid…haha :lol:


Mr Am replied #1

Avatar ko pon sama.. hahaha


NoktahHitam replied #1

dude, mane ade pengkid rambut panjang.


|1f34|-|1r3 wrote on November 7, 2008 #5

wah, dah lamer me tak tengok gambor lesbians.. ekeke, salammmz jumat adek edwin itteww


en_me wrote on November 7, 2008 #6

pengkid?? who?? You???

hohohoho….what a nonsense…cam tak masuk akal jer u nih pengkid…


putri replied #1

th x pe.. :shock:


yumi wrote on November 7, 2008 #7

“If not, you can kick my nut sack and see how I squirm just to clear the suspicion..”

the less painful way is to upshirt… :arrow:

shoot first, ask later.this policy is popular now.
though there’s abundance of knowledge lies on the doorstep, they tend to jump over it and willing to land on the muddy patch of ignorance just to smack false accusations right on the face

unless they have spring pair of legs like zarir and coop, boleh lah long jump sambil kayuh kaki :neutral:


kidd wrote on November 7, 2008 #8

a ah.. tengok avatar ada la skit2. bak kata life4hire.
tapi soklan tu saper nak jawab silakan ya… :P


NoktahHitam replied #1

err.. rambut panjang? Macam pompuan yes, but pengkid? Pengkid has short hair or crew cut.


arep wrote on November 7, 2008 #9

besh ke…tak besh kot…tak tau la…huhu..org yg jd pengkid je tau..dorang nie tak leh terima kenyataan ke yg dornag nie kena suka pada lelaki…hak3


atokk wrote on November 7, 2008 #10

lama dah post potong rambut tu.. bulan 7 lepas eh

before main hentam je, baca jela about me nye.. em kelakar jugak u r mistaken as a girl..


myadlan wrote on November 7, 2008 #11

Haha.. macam mane la dia leh kate ko pengkid.. aduyaii..
dia nak wat ko jd pasangan less dia kot.. :up:


Mr Am wrote on November 7, 2008 #12

Ko pengkid ke, aku tak nampak hidden tits pun? :P

That google chat gadget is fun, because it is damn mysterious, you don’t know who is on the other side until he/she reveals the identity.

Could it be, life4hire teasing you? HAHAHAHAHA!

ps: I encountered something weird these few days.. and I did something wicked.. :arrow:


NoktahHitam replied #1

ade man boobs, tp keras punye type. Malik Noor pon ade man boobs. Hahaha.

share that weirdo la bong!


bongkersz wrote on November 7, 2008 #13

Mesti sebab dia tgk avatar ko yang pakai cap…
Dia ingat pompuan kot


NoktahHitam replied #1

pompuan dan pengkid, 2 makhluk yg berbeze.


zool wrote on November 7, 2008 #14

hah.. sape yang cepat sangat judge org tu ye.. hekeleh.. kau pun bila nampak nick aku terus kata aku pompuan.. huhuhu.. pasrah.. pasrah..


NoktahHitam replied #1

nikillas or sallikin, ni name unisex. Same mcm Najwa.


nikillas wrote on November 7, 2008 #15

NH,

Out of the topic here, what do u think of pengkids anyway? Just wondering =)


NoktahHitam replied #1

First thing in mind, “If I were to rape you, you’ll be pregnant”. What comes after that is a secret.


MsMe wrote on November 7, 2008 #16

i think.. she saw you. and why she said that you were pengkid, probably you’re too jambu, then having ganas outfit, wah-la-weh, pengkid ooi! hahahahaha..


waniee replied #1

agree2. NH mmg agak jamboo lookin hehehehe


topo replied #1

hohohoh la jambu ke si NH ni.. hohoho


abdusfauzi wrote on November 7, 2008 #17

how unfortunate.. hehe. takpe eddie, agaknya dia salah intepret ur entry tuh. or maybe she’s just checking to confirm ur sex..


mlle linie wrote on November 7, 2008 #18

perhaps she was just messing you head la bro…
u know… with all the pengkid issue circling around the tabloid and all…
hehe…


shandye wrote on November 7, 2008 #19

muka u cam perempuan kot, thats why.

ahah. u know im just kidding. :razz:


Aisyah wrote on November 7, 2008 #20

mengikut pengalaman, aku pernah minat sorang pengkid semasa diskolah dulu, walaupun gaya mmg kasar, tapi dia mmg cantik.. just cara cakap je macam lelaki..

walaupun, x sempat declare “cheeewah”, tapi mmg kawan baik la, lebih aku secara x lansung jadi teman hoki dia.. sekarang ni dia dah berubah kot, dah takde dah gaya pengkid.. masa belajar kat u dulu, time aku gi lawat.. dah hampir jadi perempuan dah.. cuma pakaian la, susah sikit nak dressing perempuan.. sluar jeans dgn topi x leh blah lansung..

aku nak jugak kontek dia, tapi segan la pulak, kan dia kata aku xleh lupakan dia.. so xyahla kontek…

weih.. aku tgh buat plugin wordpress utk negaraku… just tambah sedikit pilihan.. aku kebas ko punya plugin la, aku edit sikit2 ja..

just tambah.. options..

button utk “normal=yang besar tuh” , “compact=yang baru” dan “icon=logo la”… harap dpt kebenaran dari tuan yang dipertua.. hehee…


nono replied #1

lama tak nampak lochoe? :grin:


NoktahHitam replied #1

eh dude, ImamKhalid pon buat gak. Mane plugin tu? Meh aku try sepam.

Btw, lame tak nampak

ps: Jgn terlepas bro, call je. Main kecut2 telor ni bukan lochoe!


lochoe replied #1

hehe.. nak call?? erm.. dulu aku gila2 jugak kat dia.. tapi mcm tuh la pengkid.. dia jenis x minat lelaki, nak buat camne.. nanti bila dia berubah.. aku la org pertama yang antar bunga, antar kad.. tambah hantar “cincin” lagi … hua hua..

aduih.. susah nak paham jenis pengkid ni.. susah.. susah.. aku sepanjang 10 tahun kenal dia pun, susah nak agak bende dalam kepala dia.. manusia lari dr tabii macam ni lah..

aku stop jap tadi.. sbb kluar lepak smp kul 4pg, ni baru balik.. aku check balik plugin tu… erm.. imam khalid buat camne?? cam aku gak ke??.. tungguuuuuuuu!!!


NoktahHitam replied #1

Walaupun diluar tabii aku bukan seorg docte, bak sini aku call. Kalau die sangkut kt aku, ko jgn salahkan aku. Dah jodoh.. HAHAHAHAA.

ImamKhalid buat agak complex. Sekarang problem ni tanak muncul kt frontpage. Takpe, ko try dulu. Nanti kite try2.


lochoe replied #1

aku penin kat part icon tuh.. apa kata ko buat evb3 utk icon.. so senang sikit (kalau x aku kena setting icon lain sikit, tapi icon x payah kot, sbb stakat icon ntah).. cuba tgk coding kat blog aku..

mesti boleh paham, camne idea aku.. ada 3 option, normal, compact dan icon..

aduih ngantuk gila.. layan redtube jap la.. hhehe… (joking2)


NoktahHitam replied #1

Try ni bro.

pakai $type = radio button ( evb, evb2)

< script type="text/javascript" >
submit_url = “$permalink”;
< /script >

< script type="text/javascript" src="http://negaraku.net/$type/button.php" >< /script >

Nampak mcm 4-5 line je, sebenarnye kene tambah lagi option.. blablabla.. aku plak naik malas. Hahaha


lochoe replied #1

pakai javascript ek.. erm…. so jadi evb dan evb2 je, xde icon.. sbb aku baca kat SK ada yang nak icon.. nanti aku buat evb3, ko upload , guna button kat blog noktahhitam, aku suka button tuh.. gila ah.. ding dong…

weih.. mana boleh bagi no tel, itu perempuan melayu terakhir.. kot2 dah xde perempuan untuk romeo mcm aku, at least dapat pengkid pun pengkid la.. heheh…


lochoe replied #1

weih layan crite Zack and Miri Make a Porno kat link ni..

http://www.tubezoom.com/showthread.php?t=13322

member aku kata best… huhuhu…


NoktahHitam replied #1

tade link pon


NoktahHitam replied #1

icon tu kacang je utk user wordpress.org. Nanti aku tules tutorial dan css die sekali.

basic idea < link to fav.php=? $url > < img / > < /link >

kan senang haram tu.


NoktahHitam replied #1

perempuan melayu terakhir.. mcm rancangan tak bole blah tu? Alaa lu lochoe sep sgt la. Bukan gua nak rampas hak milik lu pon.

ps: tadi ko lepak mane, aku dgn theBanker, Bongkersz & Cibolution tadi kt Suzi’s


lochoe wrote on November 7, 2008 #21

wait, macam mana you boleh rasa dia tu a girl? pasal ada jugak lelaki yang suka menyakat ni eddie walaupun takda gambar… muahahaha.. kelakar. tapi serious macam bodoh. tak pasal2 kena kutuk bodoh… penyakat.. penyakat..


NoktahHitam replied #1

Unless he’s ‘soft’ there’s no way a guy will write with that many question mark. A guy wouldn’t care if I’m a pengkid


nono wrote on November 7, 2008 #22

Pengkid tu pun pompuan gak, bernafsu, cuma nafsu yang salah dia bawak, kalau di asuh jadi pompuan dia.. ahak.. One case my friend dah ‘bo’ satu pengkid (mmg jahat kawan aku ni), dia minat kat pengkid ni sbb lawa, entah apa punya taste ntah.. Biasalah pengkid mana mau jantan.. last2 pujuk ajak pegi kebun ambik durian.. rupa2nya pengkid tu yang jadi durian.. At the end pengkid tu jadi bini dia.. dah beranak pinak pun.. Moral pompuan tetap pompuan.. betul tak!!


haritz wrote on November 8, 2008 #23

warh gilek ah headline enko.. pengkid best doe kwn ngan diorg nie.. masok air. hahah..


muhafis wrote on November 8, 2008 #24

“It’s glad to know my writing is being acknowledge though I never expected one.” – iyelah tu…huh…


NoktahHitam replied #1

you got a problem… PAL?


bonggo wrote on November 8, 2008 #25

‘If not, you can kick my nut sack and see how I squirm just to clear the suspicion.’ – how i’d love to do just tht.. :cool:


NoktahHitam replied #1

It’s a metaphor la encik BONGGO…


bonggo wrote on November 8, 2008 #26

happy bday~


NoktahHitam replied #1

thanks nono


nono wrote on November 8, 2008 #27

betuk ke ko bukan pengkid….? :twisted:


NoktahHitam replied #1

tak betuk


nono replied #1

klakar… zalim bena you eddie.. slumber jeee :lol: :lol:
tak paruk tak patuk hahahhaha

patuk=patut..


NoktahHitam replied #1

it’s like asking what are you eating? when actually I’m holding a KFC drumstick. Rather than blurting to re-read, might as well be cynical :eek:


shaxx wrote on November 9, 2008 #28

hehe..aku laki. jadi mustahil untuk jadi pengkid.. :smile:


titan wrote on November 10, 2008 #29

hehehehe….. gagah macho mcm ni dikatanya pengkid..

apa kata buktikan dgn screen capture ke?

:p


Kujie wrote on November 10, 2008 #30

lol.. pengkid haram. Gay pun sama.haha
Ade gk org x kenal NH yg popular giler kat alam blog neyh..ekeke.


Elafyf wrote on November 13, 2008 #31
 
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