Tag: About Me

This is a simple post in response to a tag by Life4Hire

1. What is the most important thing in your life?
Money. Without money there’d be no wedding, no marriage, no family, no love.

2. What is the last thing that you bought with your own money?
Allucid. Something for tummy ache.

3. Where do you wish to get married?
In my back yard with BBQ pit and stuff. I’m simple yet complicated.

4. How old do you think you will be permanently owned by your love?
Until I found another lover.

5. Are you in love?
Nope. Lust, yes. Yes, one way street.

6. Where was the last restaurant you had dinner?
Istana Hotel, ramadhan buffet.

7. Name the latest book that you bought?
Ten Minute, Tums & Bums (workout book)

8. What is your full name
You don’t need to know.

9. Do you prefer your mother or father?
Mom’s love, dad’s money.

10. Name a person that you really wish to meet in real life for the first time.
Muhammad SAW.

11. Christina or Britney?
Britney, when she’s young.

12. Do you do your own laundry?
Sometimes.

13. The most exciting place you want to go?
Bed, ‘magical’ things happen there, e.g. dreaming, guling-guling and play PSP.

14. Hugs or kisses?
Hugs. Kisses. Cuddles.

15. Point out 5 things about the person who tagged you.
Life4Hire, a selfless guy.

16. 8 things I am passionate about.
The Web, Malaysian politics, rugby, shoes, computer, technology, cars and motorcyles.

17. 8 things I say too often.
Shit, Damn, Gile, Setan, Lahanat, Fuck, Oh? and astaghfirullah.

18. 8 books I’ve read recently.
Ibadah Haji & Umrah, Quran and the book I bought above. I don’t remember the rest.

19. 8 songs I could listen to over and over again. (listen my tape)

• Marie Digby - Unfold
• Yui - Tokyo
• Pachebel - Cannon in D (minor)
• Sudirman - Pelangi Petang
• Warrant - Heaven
• All American Rejects - Dance Inside
• American HiFi - Flavor of the Weak
• Fenix TX - Tearjerker

20. 8 things I learned last year.

• Plucking nostril hair hurts like bitch, but pleasing.
• I can never chase a moving car
• Jumping from 2nd floor hurts my nuts more than my knees.
• I can’t fly.
• If I were Spiderman, I’d rob a bank.
• Losing 10kg is easier said than done.
• Survive with RM5 for the whole week.
• Doctor with stethoscope dangling around her neck makes me weak.

21. 8 people to tag.

• Nurnana - Ramadhan and fasting is not about food
• MiraSilentEve - I miss ‘home’ too
• Elafyf - I don’t know you but I will get to know
• AkuSape - Aku, Kau dan Hantu
• MyOnlyPink - Pink is the color of my heart
• Kujie2 - kuchi kuchi ku?
• Elaynie - Surgeon (to-be), if you got the time, do this
• NuniNuraina - Doctor (to-be), you too, do this if you’re free

Proton’s Electric Car is a Bad Move

While the people in Malaysia are still battling with the hike in petrol price, Proton introduces they newly join venture with Detroit motors. Proton’s Electric car.

Stupid Bad move. Here’s why.

You need to charge the car. What happens if your car ran out of battery in traffic jam? Conventionally, you can always walk to the nearest station. Battery? Get AA size ones? Push? I’d recommend you call a towing company. That’s RM200 down the drain

Sky high electricity bill. You may think it’ll reduce your petrol expenditure but you’re wrong. The petrol expenditure will go directly to your electricity bill. Leverage, justify, call it what ever you want, you gain too little to notice

Black outs. Let’s face it, monopoly is bad idea of improving any service. We all had our blackouts every now and then. So tell me, where can you seek refuge during the darkest day when your car is dead?  

Going greener? Nope. Electricity comes from burning gas and charcoal. We have yet to own a nuclear plant although MINT was established long ago 

Old housing wiring. Most modern home are equipped with a 3 phase power supply, sadly not rural ones. Naturally, electric cars will need these facility to recharge the battery. Yeah, you can strike out balik kampung with this car

High density residential. If you live in a condo, apartment or any high rise, it’ll be (almost) impossible to recharge your car from your house. They’ll be a special parking bay and I bet your management will shave every extra penny you make

Having said all of the above, wouldn’t it be smarter to work on hybrid or hydrogen car? The choice is yours

ps: My arguement today is from consumer’s point of view.

BaM! BooM! Fireworks Cracking

What’s wrong with kids today? Can’t they learn to respect the mosque?Every year, I’d face the same agony, kids cracking fireworks while performing terawih. It’s very hard to concentrate. 2 things crosses my mind throughout my prayer;

• Will a car explode? (since they’re playing in the parking area)
• Will it hit my car?

Darn.

Fortunately today I brought my phone. I rang the local police and asked them a small favor, to patrol our mosque. The police never came. I’m sure they’re waiting for enough complains before they can take further actions. At least I did my part.

During my younger year, Terawih means No-Study Night. We’d pretend to be pious but sneaked out after the first prayer for some extreme handmade fireworks. But at least we have the decency to respect those performing prayer.

So, let me post this question again, what’s wrong with kids today or rather, anak sapa ni?

ps: I wrote this post using Chrome, seriously it rocks! incompatible with WordPress 

Your Blog Sucks

 

Why, thank you.

After 4 hours of reading my previous postings, I’ve come to realised, I derailed from my main objectives. I am supposed to be cynical, unlikable and wicked. I’m gonna hate myself for this.

A dear friend of mine shared a serious conversation.

Friend N: You know what’s your problem?
NoktahHitam: No. Lay it out.
Friend N: You’re a nice guy pretending to be dark and wicked.
NoktahHitam: What made you say that?
Friend N: Come on dude, I’ve known you more than 12 years.
NoktahHitam: Shut up.

I guess the wicked side of me mellowed or I grew wiser. Either way, I really wish I’d have that impulsive writing back. Knocking on my keyboard relentlessly, deleting half of it and publish it without fear.

Time has changed. I’m an adult now 

Portal JAKIM : Fadilat Solat Terawih Palsu

Since this post governs Islamic beliefs, I shall address it in Malay.

Fadilat Solat Terawih Palsu daripada JAKIM Terengganu.

Memang tidak disangkal lagi, Solat Terawih tidak dapat dipisahkan dengan bulan puasa. Namun disebalik solat sunat ini, terdapat juga hadis palsu yang berbunyi:

Malam Pertama: Keluar dosa-dosa orang mukmin pada malam pertama seperti mana dia baru dilahirkan (mendapat keampunan dari Allah Taala).

Dan seterusnya. (more…)

Ramadhan, Merdeka and Vaccine

Before I proceed any further, I’d like to wish Muslim, Happy Fasting. May your good deeds flourish and be accountable in the after life.(picture: sunrisesoup)

31st August 2008. Cramped beside my grandpa with 5 other cousins. We couldn’t take the heat due to black out, so we went for a late supper. (more…)

Ramadhan Cards By NH

I’ve always wanted to make my own version of Ramadhan cards, as in printed ones. Out of boredom and panic anxiety, I made these.

I’ll sent this to my female girl friends.

I’ll send this to unproductive Muslims, Ramadhan is no excuse to skip work. And feeling too ‘under the weather’.

This one to my powerPUFF friends. Who’d take a deep breath every now and then.

My MCKK buddies. They’ll know what mosque is that.

and to my family, in laws & in law-to-be.

I’ll tell you more about my Ramadhan adventure. Right now, I need my pillow more than I need my ex.

ps: Oh yeah, If you must steal the images above, let me know  

pss: I spent 4 hours doing this thing.. it’s 5 am already!

psss: That is not my smoking hand