It’s a typical Monday morning, I went for breakfast after struggling for hours on the bed trying to get some shut eye.

As I approached the nasi lemak stall, “eh dik, tingkap tak tutup?” a makcik out of no where reminded me. Thank you, but no thank you. As long as my car is within sight, I’d rather leave the window open. Lets bad fume out, morning breeze in.

“Tak takut ke orang curi kerete?” she blurted.

“Itulah guna insurans.” I replied.

“American sungguh kamu ni”.

Deep within my sub concious mind I replied, “tengok name laa makcik!”

ps: I never leave my cars unlock. Plus, there’s nothing in the car.

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