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A Lick and A Promise

A long drive home awaits me from Cyberjaya. Friday night traffic is always worst no matter where you are. But I needed to get back home earliest possible, I have another meeting lined up tonight.

My tummy growled, begging for a slice of carbo.

I pulled over to nearest petrol station, loaded Jenny with octane and grabbed a few meals over the counter. Hot dogs, Frankfurters and the fake RM1 Pizza (it’s RM2 now). Sprayed extra chili sauce and left before they could charge for the excessive sauce.

One hand on the steering, the other holding the leaky hot dog. Nothing beats quality multitasking.

Achoo! I’m still a sick boy with a reddish nose. I had to put the hot dog on my lap to wipe that snot of mine.

I promised myself to clean Jenny once I get back. I didn’t want to get distracted though I was pretty much stuck in the traffic. I’m being lazy in other words.

Poorly lit, I saw a wet surface on my pants. I stuck a finger and sampled it. Strange, it’s not spicy. Shouldn’t this be the dripping chili sauce? It’s sour, almost tasteless. Oh sh*t! It’s phlegm from my sneeze!

Lesson learnt: Don’t lick anything off your pants!

ps: Postponed the meeting. To bummed to go out tonight.

pss: A lick and a promise“, antonym of “spic and span”. I think..

psss: Read between the lines, please! (and you know this is made up story)

 

There are 40 Comments for “A Lick and A Promise”

:shock: nasib baik gelema je… ingat something else :wink:

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zariel wrote on November 28, 2008 #1

mcm signs nak pegi holidays kat pulau perhentian je tuh
shutdown the laptop. pegi book holidays weiii.
best giler ah snorkelling kat pulau2. hehe :)

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KNizam wrote on November 28, 2008 #2

termuntah kopi aku minum ni beb.

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NoktahHitam replied #1

sian ko.. nah amek Pokka Vanilla ni.

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Fariz Bakar wrote on November 28, 2008 #3

Oh they have snot topping for hotdogs now in Malaysia?

Sweet. Or should I say, sour..? :P

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NoktahHitam replied #1

Comes in apple green! Want some? :smile:

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sootspirit replied #1

busuk gile~
T_T pasni i mkn epal hijau msti igt u
benci!
huh

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Zaza wrote on November 28, 2008 #4

hahahahahahahaha
pengotor ini budak comot!
hahaha
lemme guess~ itu adalah eddie
betul tak? :P

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NoktahHitam replied #1

Shush! Jgn ckp kuat2 :arrow:

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sootspirit wrote on November 28, 2008 #5

damn…….hahahaha. i couldn’t say anymore. those were the first come out from my mouth. :razz:

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taukey wrote on November 28, 2008 #6

hahahahahaha… kelakar ok.. simpati pun ada gak… hahahahaha

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arep wrote on November 28, 2008 #7

nie artikel celah idung beb. bluekx! :mrgreen:

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NoktahHitam replied #1

ade maksud dalam. Tak semua orang leh tangkap.

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Sweet Thinker wrote on November 28, 2008 #8

:mrgreen:

how’s the smell anyway? :roll:

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NoktahHitam replied #1

clogged nose and poor lighting. No idea how it smelt like

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koma putih wrote on November 29, 2008 #9

ciss..yg ko rajin pg rasa apesal??
dah tau warna apple green lagi mau rasa.. :roll:

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NoktahHitam replied #1

bace sekali lagi, I said, poorly lid, kurang pengcahayaan.

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Zaza replied #1

I think it’s poorly lit, luv.

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NoktahHitam replied #1

Thanks luv.


Callisters replied #1

aku bc komen kat atas ko ckp warna apple green sb 2 aku ckp mcm 2.. :twisted:

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Callisters wrote on November 29, 2008 #10

fullamak..camana rasa nyer? best ?? :up: :up:

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NoktahHitam replied #1

Rase macam half boiled egg Omega 3 Old Town Cafe.

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aisyahkama replied #1

OMG! i dah lah suka half boiled egg… nnt if i mkn, sure muntah… u ney… ish :mad: :mrgreen:

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NoktahHitam replied #1

Now you know why you like half boiled egg :smile:


|1f34|-|1r3 wrote on November 29, 2008 #11

OMG! NH, that is gross!! :mrgreen: erk.. anway, cepat sembuh ok. :smile:

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waniee replied #1

OMG! *seconds abdusfauzi*

get well soon babe!

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abdusfauzi wrote on November 29, 2008 #12

meh cni nak lapkan… :wink: get well soon :up: :grin:

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NoktahHitam replied #1

oh thanks!

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aisyahkama wrote on November 29, 2008 #13

..didn’t see that coming! hahaha

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Adila wrote on November 29, 2008 #14

Simply put:priceless! :grin:

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kidd wrote on November 29, 2008 #15

aaaaaa…yuck!

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jipo wrote on November 29, 2008 #16

alahai NH.. Hang pi makan raw sunquick.. I mean yang dalam botol tu.. Selsema perlukan vitamin C.. Sunquick ada vitamin C.. InsyAllah.. ilang la selsema tu..

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NoktahHitam replied #1

Seriously? Raw ribena for me then (but’s too sweet don’t you think?)

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najlaa replied #1

no real evidence saying that vit c can cure common cold. it’s beneficial if u’ve started consuming vit c before the cold but not during the episode… :smile:

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NoktahHitam replied #1

ps: we learnt this in form 2 I think. I was asking him, whether sunquick tu betul2 beneficial or not. I hate vits :shock:


nikillas wrote on November 29, 2008 #17

this must be the first thing that came thru your mind after that. “not bad after all”
ROTLOL :) )

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pcuserz wrote on November 30, 2008 #18

Oh, so her name is Jenny? HAHAHA! Too masculine bro.. Jebon more suitable.

HAHAHAHA! Sour… ROTFLMAO! I hope when you wiped your phlegm, it didn’t mix in your hotdog sauce heheheee.. Now, the hotdog taste.. sourish tak?

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NoktahHitam replied #1

hotdog tastes like, hotdog with half boiled egg

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bongkersz wrote on December 1, 2008 #19

I funny narration! I like to read it.

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Clip In Hair Xtensions wrote on December 2, 2008 #20

Jenny….cute la. Mine is Jiji. :p

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aishah wrote on December 3, 2008 #21

Leave a comment, I won't bite ;)

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