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4 Minutes To Save the World

4 Minutes To Save the World
This has very little connection with Madonna’s latest single, featuring JT.

Let me pop the question, if you were given 4 minutes to save the world, how would you do it?

For a start, I work from home, please envy me! I get to see my youngest brother everyday when he got off from school. Among the things that we do is, sharpen his math skills. He did tell me he wanted to be a scientist, and math comes in close relation with Science.

5x + 8y = 60, y=5, what is the value of x? (answer: x = 4)

or much harder question like

2x + y = 4, x + y =2, find x & y (answer: y=0, x=2)

That’s considerably tough for a 10 year old. But I managed to find a way to capture his interest. It comes to a point where he said, ‘Abg 1, I had enough for today’. Often I ask him to do one last question before wrapping up. Since bribing ice cream doesn’t work anymore, I offer him ‘4 minutes to save the world’. He gladly took up my offer.

4 Minutes To Save the World
Play the the theme song

Some place in New Mexico, Beta (NH) and Charlie (NH’s youngest brother) plans to save the embassy from a terrorist attack.

Beta : Are you ready bro? We’re going to save the world in 4 minutes.
Charlie : Roger! Let me arrange my weapons first.

4 Minutes To Save the World
KGB on the move! He’s carrying a bloody hand grenade like sweet bun!

4 Minutes To Save the World
Taliban and Taipei Guerrilla joined forces to strengthen the terrorist team.

4 Minutes To Save the World
Beta : I see them! SHOOOOOOT, kill them ALL!
Charlie : I’ll be hiding my armor, Beta! Shoot all you want!

4 Minutes To Save the World
This is one sneaky fella is trying to snipe us.

4 Minutes To Save the World
Charlie : Beta, there’s one on your 3 ‘0 clock!
Beta : Roger that. DIE. KILL. DIE.

4 Minutes To Save the World
Beta : Change to rifle, we’re going mobile! Follow me.
Charlie : Ladies first, be careful bro..!
Beta : Ladies? I don’t recall any Ms. Rodriguez2 in our team!?

4 Minutes To Save the World
Meanwhile the terrorists are searching for a place to plant the bomb.

4 Minutes To Save the World
What we feared most happened! Terrorist planted the bomb next to the embassy.

Charlie : The clock is ticking Beta!

4 Minutes To Save the World
Beta : With my Rambo like machine gun, I can kill them all without taking my shirt off 3!
Charlie : Please, don’t make obscene scenes around here.

4 Minutes To Save the World
Charlie : Beta! I’m shot, I’m dying, I can see the tunnel … It’s so bright!
Beta : Shhhh! Don’t talk! My sexy Belluci4 meds unit will come and treat you
Charlie : Bro, you have less than a minute to save the world!
Beta : Aaaah! I almost forgot!

4 Minutes To Save the World
Few seconds later, Beta found the bomb.
Beta : Time is running low, red, blue or rainbow? Which one do I cut?

4 Minutes To Save the World
Tebabooo!@#%&* I guess A web developer can’t defused a bomb save the world after all.

And the drama cycle continues for another hour, every weekdays, without fail. Not unless I have outside meetings.

Charlie : Can I be a terrorist next round?
Beta : No! We’re here to save the world.
A gentle reminder by a gentle elder brother *wink*wink*puppy eyes*

To those who reached here by Google looking for Madonna’s latest single, you can download it here.

Sorry for the bad screen play.

ps: The game is Counter Strike on de_dust map.

pss: Show some love by spending a little bit more time with the young ones. I’m sure it’ll make a hell lot difference :arrow:

  1. Abg: abang; a common calling for elder brother ↩
  2. Michelle Rodriguez was the girl the movie SWAT ↩
  3. In Rambo, Slyvester Stalone did not take his shirt off like First Blood, Rambo II and Rambo III ↩
  4. Monica Bellucci appeared in Tears of the Sun ↩

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helmie. wrote on
May 1, 2008 at 8:24 pm

haha~
u played cs with your bro?
haha!
mesti hebbatt. hadeh! :)
kewl giler! haha! :)
neway², being a terrorist in cs is much sweeter than good guys. haha :)
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NoktahHitam replied on
May 1, 2008 at 8:29 pm

Easier to win actually. Because terrorist bots listens, Counter ones, well, they have their own objectives. Hate it :!:

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helmie. replied on
May 1, 2008 at 8:47 pm

haha. pakai bot easy la kowt? then, guna pulak sniper. haha! :) neway², terrorist rasanya best sbb part bom and defend bom tuh~ counter kena carik bom, defuse. :)
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NoktahHitam replied on
May 1, 2008 at 8:50 pm

takkan bot easy setelah 10 tahun main kot? Pakai bot “difficult” baru thrill main.

Lagi satu kene jage hostage, susah2 tembak je sume hostage :shock: :shock: :shock:

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helmie. replied on
May 1, 2008 at 9:21 pm

haha. ada org 7 thn pown still maen bot easy (naseb dia xmasuk blog neh), sbb maw menang mudah. haha! maen de_dust lah. xpayahh susah² pkir pasal hostage~ haha. sekarang org jrg maen dh map besar², maen map kecil tros. maen bunuh tros. haha! :) lgi puas maen. hik²

ps : kita dua mcm bwat conversation jew kt sini. sembang pasal game. haha. gamer hardcore. :)
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NoktahHitam replied on
May 2, 2008 at 4:25 am

Aku tak kesah ko nak sembang ape pon kt sini, janji jgn kurang ajar :razz:

Penah skali tu, aku bawak adek aku main kt CC. Konon2 bole laa lawan budak lain kt situ.. HAMPAS. Beta (24) & Charlie (10), tak leh kalahkan budak 7-9 tahun. Dorang bawak sniper je ke mane2.. lahanat gile tere!

Since then aku tak main gune easy bots anymore. Kene improve skill, sbb nanti lawan nak balik dgn budak kt CC tu.

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helmie. replied on
May 2, 2008 at 2:36 pm

haha. budak² tuh pakai sniper pown nak aim lmbt. aku actually teringin nk pegi maen WCG. tp xpenah nk dpt tempat. haha! :) slalu maen kt perlis neyh kalo ada hold tournament ja && buleh la gagah dpt num 2. :) heh!
budak² tuh dr kecik dh kenal dunia games, diorg kdg2 lgi hebat dr kita. haha! aku kalah PES dgn adek aku dlm ps. tp xdak la kalah terok sgt. haha!

neway², afta that, mcm mana ngan budak tuh? did you kill them? :b

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melbie wrote on
May 1, 2008 at 9:22 pm

CS!! LOL … I remember this one … I’m not into games, but I did play the game once or twice with my friends.. and that little popup chat window at the corner amused me to no end for the things people say to each other …. best wor…! 10 years.. has it been that long already? :shock: where did the time go…

How would I take up that 4 minutes to save the world? Teach the young ones to throw the rubbish into the waste bin! It all starts from home … and the rest is history … eh.. did I get your question right? :razz:
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NoktahHitam replied on
May 2, 2008 at 3:42 am

that long already la sister. Nothing wrong with being 18 again right? Hehhe :up: :up:

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NoktahHitam replied on
May 2, 2008 at 3:45 am

Oh yeah, throw rubbish? You certainly need more than 4 minutes. With 4 minutes, let’s try to save paper ok :!: :!:

Indirectly, we save the trees :grin:

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AyUmi wrote on
May 1, 2008 at 9:46 pm

owh.. i love charlie. charlie, will you marry me ?? :XO:
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ixora replied on
May 1, 2008 at 10:13 pm

AyUmi : u love a 10-years-old kid and wanna marry him? omg. :roll:
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NoktahHitam replied on
May 2, 2008 at 3:47 am

Charlie has a girl friend. He never mentioned it, but I know girls dig him, biaselah Class Monitor and no 1 dlm class. :!:

Beta pon Class Monitor, tp tak pernah no 1 dlm class :roll:

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AyUmi wrote on
May 1, 2008 at 10:30 pm

ixora : i can wait. :roll:
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saffa replied on
May 2, 2008 at 12:32 am

:twisted: Haha.. I’m sure he will refuse.. haha…

p/s: 4 minutes huh? erk..

p/s2: love this post! :grin:
saffa’s last blog post..Do U Believe ~ Things Happen For A Reason?

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NoktahHitam replied on
May 2, 2008 at 3:49 am

AyUmi: Admire your loyalty :oops:

saffa: How would you save the world in 4 minutes? :cry:

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AyUmi replied on
May 2, 2008 at 9:03 am

tell charlie, saya tunggu. :roll:

AyUmi’s last blog post..:: when it’s getting worst ::

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AyUmi replied on
May 2, 2008 at 9:04 am

tell la. dang~

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NoktahHitam replied on
May 2, 2008 at 9:20 am

you tau kan, kacau2 underage bole kene penjara n sebatan? :razz:

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AyUmi replied on
May 2, 2008 at 10:23 am

err…err…

:roll:
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NoktahHitam replied on
May 2, 2008 at 2:07 pm

tau takut..

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AyUmi replied on
May 2, 2008 at 3:06 pm

tak takot pun. kehabisan kata-kata je :cry:
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NoktahHitam replied on
May 2, 2008 at 3:13 pm

kehabisan kata-kata je

so ngaku kalah la ni?

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AyUmi replied on
May 2, 2008 at 4:41 pm

iya. saya cuma laa.. errr..errr.. suka kan charlie. :cry:

dia sgt comel bila berkata ;

Charlie : Please, don’t make obscene scenes around here.
Charlie : Beta! I’m shot, I’m dying, I can see the tunnel … It’s so bright!

itu je. :roll: (me, kaki kuis-kuis lantai)

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saffa replied on
May 2, 2008 at 7:06 pm

:?: *thinking*.. *sigh* i have to tell u something.. I’m the actual wonder women.. So, I will change my costume and up up and away to save the world.. :smile:
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azrn wrote on
May 2, 2008 at 12:13 am

hoho.. i tot u gonna talk bout something that might save the world. hihihi… suddenly teringat “how to save a life” by The Fray.

i’m second of your thoughts of spending some time with the little ones. they deserved to be loved and cared. ouh btw, i’ve been here a few time cuma tak berkesempatan to drop a comments. so here i am.
:)
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NoktahHitam replied on
May 2, 2008 at 4:30 am

respect the elder, love the younger :roll:

Save the world? Oh, my future wife will do that on my behalf. I really want to go to rural areas, help those in need. But I need a huge sum of money to sustain my support for them. The time will come, insyaAllah.

Thanks for dropping by, I will subscribe to your blog in return. Just dont bore me to death ok? Joking. joking. joking. :wink:

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en_me wrote on
May 2, 2008 at 8:00 am

alahai, me dah lamer x main pc games gittewww..

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mohd akmal wrote on
May 2, 2008 at 8:41 am

Greeting my fellow friends, wahh long absence of me in here! I can see new awesome changes and new comers as well. Just dropPING by to spread some good news. haha~ :grin:

p/s: Ayumi, I would like to dedicate a special thank you for the Ferrero Rocher Bouquet you sent me. Very nice indeed.

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NoktahHitam replied on
May 2, 2008 at 8:49 am

yg aku tinggalkan kt atas meje aku tu, jgn sentuh! karang aku gigit Laptop ko :shock: :shock: :shock:

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AyUmi replied on
May 3, 2008 at 12:42 am

hahaha.. makan jangan gelojoh. oh. your welcome akmal

:grin:
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mohd akmal replied on
May 5, 2008 at 9:16 am

don’t worry.. tak makan dengan gelojoh punye. 12 Ferrero Rocher tu agak byk gak. Next time send me more of it ok. I’m looking forward. hehe~ :grin:

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AyUmi replied on
May 5, 2008 at 9:52 am

huh. demanding nye :roll:

guys, selalu tak cukup dengan apa yang di beri. always want more :roll:
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mohd akmal replied on
May 5, 2008 at 10:34 am

alaa~ biasa la tu. like cousin is like cousin. crave for more. haha~ :grin: . So accountant, how is work? good eh?

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AyUmi replied on
May 5, 2008 at 10:36 am

akmal, i’m not an accountant. i’m an auditor. lain laaa :roll:
AyUmi’s last blog post..:: The Pieces Don’t Fit Anymore ::

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mohd akmal replied on
May 5, 2008 at 10:47 am

forgive me if i’m wrong. Thats what NH told me. Hurm ok now i know. hehe~ So tgh working izit? I ada slight fever today but still come to work. I feel SO weak. Later i am going to take a short nap under the table. :sad:

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AyUmi replied on
May 5, 2008 at 10:51 am

ohh.. :roll:

fever? kesian. nah gule-gule :grin:
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mohd akmal replied on
May 5, 2008 at 11:00 am

lorh.. bg gule2? bg la ubat ke? sb i cari ubat dkt office takde la. yang ada ubat lipas, ubat nyamuk ngan ubat gigi je. hehe~ I can see that you mmg blogger yang agak aktif di NH ni. Sorry to say la, I takde blog pun [stay low je]. Me like parasit only tumpang kat blog org. One of them is my cousin’s blog ni la. Haha~ :smile:

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AyUmi replied on
May 5, 2008 at 11:14 am

ohh. just happen dia menang kuiz at my blog hari tu. (sebab tu dia dapat hadiah. as promised :roll: and i linked his blog to mine. that’s all)

kalau tumpang at others blog, kena bayar commission :grin: (ohh. i sound like an auditor already :lol: )

ubat? err :roll: saya auditor laa. bukan doktor.

penat dah nak cakap :razz:
AyUmi’s last blog post..:: The Pieces Don’t Fit Anymore ::

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mohd akmal replied on
May 5, 2008 at 11:19 am

hehe~ i see. i know he won the first prize dlm pop kuiz hari tu. Kene bayar komisen ek? hurm kalau nak tumpang blog u kene bayar bape? owh ok. i better seek a doctor la. [NH alwiz dream to be with a doctor]. haha~ :wink:

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AyUmi replied on
May 5, 2008 at 1:41 pm

you demam. takleh tumpang. nanti berjangkit :roll:
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NoktahHitam replied on
May 5, 2008 at 1:54 pm

demam buat care demam.. tido dan rehat secukup rase.

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aishah wrote on
May 2, 2008 at 10:13 am

blog ni masih ganas la. even dah takde imej pistols and blood. heh. :arrow:
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NoktahHitam replied on
May 2, 2008 at 10:21 am

eh.. cube tgk kt atas belah kanan, ade peluru dan darah meleleh :arrow:

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cik simpankira replied on
May 2, 2008 at 11:02 am

NH kan mmg ganas..kalo letak bunga-bungaan pun dia masih ganas..haha..

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lydiarayyan wrote on
May 2, 2008 at 10:37 am

huhuhu..suke main rainbow six…. :arrow:
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Aisyah wrote on
May 2, 2008 at 11:09 am

Eddie ni mmg ganas la. die! die! die! ROFL! :grin:

lagu ni berjaya membuatkan saya lebih menghayati post ni.

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NoktahHitam replied on
May 2, 2008 at 11:18 am

i really like that song!

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razifmustapha wrote on
May 2, 2008 at 12:42 pm

aku darjah 5 sampai skang main lagi game ni, tapi tak lebih dari 3 jam, aku rasa nak muntah2, pening2… (bukan pregnant ya)

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NoktahHitam replied on
May 2, 2008 at 2:09 pm

3 jam? patah dah pinggang aku. 1 jam pon dah ok. lagi best kalau sume adek-beradek aku balik raye, bukak laptop masing2.. main CS. perghh.. bole nampak the true value of unity dlm family kt situ. hehehe :evil:

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shaxx wrote on
May 2, 2008 at 1:23 pm

best best best :p

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In Za wrote on
May 2, 2008 at 5:23 pm

comel :smile:
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khalil wrote on
May 2, 2008 at 11:36 pm

Charlie is very lucky to have a big brother that is willing to spend time with him playing CS.

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M-I-N wrote on
May 3, 2008 at 5:27 pm

CS?mmg best.dah 10 tahun ek?still it kick $!

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Najib Hassan wrote on
May 3, 2008 at 8:00 pm

uh..ingatkan kampen nak selamatkan dunia..tapi lagu..sob sob..sedihnye tertipu..ape ape hop hop horai utk NH..chantik layout :D
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teh wrote on
July 4, 2008 at 11:16 pm

:evil: :grin: :razz: :roll:

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