NoktahHitam is my alter ego. I am a nocturnal Web Developer at 
This has very little connection with Madonna’s latest single, featuring JT.
Let me pop the question, if you were given 4 minutes to save the world, how would you do it?
For a start, I work from home, please envy me! I get to see my youngest brother everyday when he got off from school. Among the things that we do is, sharpen his math skills. He did tell me he wanted to be a scientist, and math comes in close relation with Science.
5x + 8y = 60, y=5, what is the value of x? (answer: x = 4)
or much harder question like
2x + y = 4, x + y =2, find x & y (answer: y=0, x=2)
That’s considerably tough for a 10 year old. But I managed to find a way to capture his interest. It comes to a point where he said, ‘Abg 1, I had enough for today’. Often I ask him to do one last question before wrapping up. Since bribing ice cream doesn’t work anymore, I offer him ‘4 minutes to save the world’. He gladly took up my offer.
Play the the theme song
Some place in New Mexico, Beta (NH) and Charlie (NH’s youngest brother) plans to save the embassy from a terrorist attack.
Beta : Are you ready bro? We’re going to save the world in 4 minutes.
Charlie : Roger! Let me arrange my weapons first.
KGB on the move! He’s carrying a bloody hand grenade like sweet bun!
Taliban and Taipei Guerrilla joined forces to strengthen the terrorist team.
Beta : I see them! SHOOOOOOT, kill them ALL!
Charlie : I’ll be hiding my armor, Beta! Shoot all you want!
This is one sneaky fella is trying to snipe us.
Charlie : Beta, there’s one on your 3 ‘0 clock!
Beta : Roger that. DIE. KILL. DIE.
Beta : Change to rifle, we’re going mobile! Follow me.
Charlie : Ladies first, be careful bro..!
Beta : Ladies? I don’t recall any Ms. Rodriguez2 in our team!?
Meanwhile the terrorists are searching for a place to plant the bomb.
What we feared most happened! Terrorist planted the bomb next to the embassy.
Charlie : The clock is ticking Beta!
Beta : With my Rambo like machine gun, I can kill them all without taking my shirt off 3!
Charlie : Please, don’t make obscene scenes around here.
Charlie : Beta! I’m shot, I’m dying, I can see the tunnel … It’s so bright!
Beta : Shhhh! Don’t talk! My sexy Belluci4 meds unit will come and treat you
Charlie : Bro, you have less than a minute to save the world!
Beta : Aaaah! I almost forgot!
Few seconds later, Beta found the bomb.
Beta : Time is running low, red, blue or rainbow? Which one do I cut?
Tebabooo!@#%&* I guess A web developer can’t defused a bomb save the world after all.
And the drama cycle continues for another hour, every weekdays, without fail. Not unless I have outside meetings.
Charlie : Can I be a terrorist next round?
Beta : No! We’re here to save the world.
A gentle reminder by a gentle elder brother *wink*wink*puppy eyes*
To those who reached here by Google looking for Madonna’s latest single, you can download it here.
Sorry for the bad screen play.
ps: The game is Counter Strike on de_dust map.
pss: Show some love by spending a little bit more time with the young ones. I’m sure it’ll make a hell lot difference
- Abg: abang; a common calling for elder brother ↩
- Michelle Rodriguez was the girl the movie SWAT ↩
- In Rambo, Slyvester Stalone did not take his shirt off like First Blood, Rambo II and Rambo III ↩
- Monica Bellucci appeared in Tears of the Sun ↩
Haha.. I’m sure he will refuse.. haha…
*thinking*.. *sigh* i have to tell u something.. I’m the actual wonder women.. So, I will change my costume and up up and away to save the world.. 
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